Jesus Jim I’m a doctor not a miracle worker!
Yeah well anyway Jim Acosta of CNN made an ass out of himself… again. This time the President took him on face to face until an aide from the press office tried to get Jim to give up the mic. He wouldn’t, she tried again, they sort of scuffled, he sort of got banned from the White House.
Oh yeah, there was a mid-term election too.
UF/UF 222: Acosted!
Well it’s finally here gang. Mid-term elections are upon us. This Tuesday, the 6th of November, Year of Our Lord 2018 is your chance to put up or shut up. I’m not saying you can’t complain if you don’t vote. You’re an American, it’s your god given right to complain. I’m just saying if you complain about current government but didn’t vote, I reserve the right to call you a jerk off.
So find your polling place, drive your happy ass down there, cast your vote, and then post your annoying little pic on Facebook with your I Voted sticker. Also don’t think for a second your little sticker is better than ours. The I Voted sticker in Tennessee is actually in the shape of the state. Suck on that!
Happy election Day from the staff at UF/UF The Podcast!
(Not to be confused with UF/UF the Blog or UF/UF the Twitter account. We all know we’re better than those other two divisions of the UF/UF empire.)
UF/UF 221: Vote Early, Vote Often
We’re better! Go Vote!
Hard to even recap what we witnessed this past week. I would like to tell you the Republic for which we stand is in good shape but based on what we saw or representative government do this week that would be a bald face lie.
Is help on the way? Is there a reckoning on the horizon? Have our feeble and weak and stupid Senators only encouraged enemies to attacks us?
We report! You decide!
But you gotta click.
UF/UF 218: Liars & Morons & Jerks, Oh My!
A liar, a jerk, and a moron.
EDITOR’S UPDATE: At the time of the taping of UF/UF 217 the Browns and Jets were about to take the field. We discussed this at length in 91 Seconds of Sports and the 5 Questions segments. After falling behind early to the Jets, rookie Baker Mayfield entered the game for the Browns and engineered their first victory in 2 years.
You read that right. BROWNS WIN! BROWNS WIN!
Liberals see doomsday on the horizon. Conservatives sense victory and possible chance to overturn Roe v Wade finally. It’s she said/he said time in the Senate conformation hearings for Trump’s Supreme Court Nominee.
Does he get confirmed? Does she derail the Republicans march toward a conservative court for the next 40 years? Does it matter what really happened 36 years ago at a high-school party where all parties were, by their own admission, drunk as to cloud their memories?
We report you decide!
UF/UF 217: Confirmation Consternation
Is there still a seat for Kavanaugh?
What happened? More to the point, when did it happen? When did common decency become a weakness? When did treating your adversary with respect make you a traitor? When did getting your jollies become more important than protecting the children of God’s church on earth?
Not sure we have any answers for you today, but we have opinions. Click if you want to hear them.
UF/UF 214: The Death of Decency.
The blood of the innocents shall not be cleansed from his hands.
Omarosa Onee Manigault Newman has tapes. She has jokes too. And she has crazy in spades. But she has tapes, that she made while in the White House, while she was in the White House Situation Room. The contents of the tapes amount to absolutely nothing. The question the media is asking: Why is everyone secretly taping each other in this White House?
Well we have a better question. How was Omarosa Onee Manigault Newman able to do such a thing and what is the penalty or punishment for doing such a thing? Me thinks our questions will get zero attention and no answers.
Click anyway. We’ll offer up our take, which if you’re new here, is usually the correct one.
UF/UF: There is always a tape.
Only hiring the best and brightest… ok maybe not.
Love him, hate him, embarrassed by him, whatever your feeling toward our president is, we must close ranks behind him when he travels to foreign countries. Our good friends in the UK, (remember we kicked their ass in 1776) felt the need to insult our President. What’s worse, the mayor of London condoned it, even encouraged it. Now he’s a swine no doubt, and we knew that but still.
Anyway, President Trump finally made his trip to the UK and the locals showed their collective asses. I won’t even dignify what they did by describing it. Safe to say, there is a reason we kicked them in the bloody ole bum so long ago.
Give a listen, we have some thoughts on the matter.
UF/UF 208: Trump vs the UN-united Kingdom
Forget all the other crap, the Lady in yellow Trumps everyone.