UF/UF 273: A Tale of Two Joes.

One Joe out, one Joe out in front. One Joe came to his senses, one Joe losing his.

Don’t miss this dichotic episode of UF/UF the Podcast.  We lament why Joe Biden didn’t heed our warning and we strain hard to remember who Joe Sestak is and why he’s in the news.  (Spoiler! He ran for president.) ((Double Spoiler!! No he didn’t.))

Click for god’s sake. Your life may depend on it. (No it won’t)

UF/UF 273: A Tale of Two Joes.

 

The curtain may be ready to drop on Joe B.

UF/UF 269: Words Mean Things

If you’ve ever consciously uncoupled or have been self-partnered, well my friend you just might be an idiot. If you’ve referred to yourself or others with a pronoun besides  he/she or her/him, well you are an idiot.

We are in an epidemic people; an epidemic of asshattery on a literary scale.  Would you like to know more? Click the link and we’ll break it all down for you. But you ain’t gonna like it. The Hollywood ranks renaming shit I mean.

You’ll love the podcast, as always.

Click it.

UF/UF 269: Words Mean Things

 

 

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This hottie is self-partnering.  Yes, I’d pay money to see that.

UF/UF 268: Fickle Bitches

Democratic leadership has made it perfectly clear; they have no leadership. So the smart play, in their minds, is to find a new candidate. You know cause it ain’t like they don’t have 40 to pick from already.

That should work out for them.

Click the link to find out why it won’t and more importantly find out the top 5 candies you should be stealing from your kids trick-or-treat bag this year.

UF/UF 268: Fickle Bitches

 

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20 MF’rs to choose from and not a solid candidate in the  bunch!

 

 

UF/UF 267: Emolument Green

The US Constitution is a pesky little document.  Pesky that is, if you give a crap about what it says.

FOX News of all people started the charge of calling out the President for his scheduling the G7 Summit at his Doral golf course resort in Florida in direct violation of the Emoluments Clause of the Constitution. That’s the part the keeps elected officials from profiting from heir office and accepting gifts from foreign governments.

See the problem?

The President has backed off very quickly which is highly unusual and should say how serious this situation got.  That sound you hear is the Dems Impeachment train picking up speed.

Click the link, and we’ll break it all down including how to say the word Emoluments.

UF/UF 267: Emolument Green

 

 

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Yep this part right here is the problem. There that should fix it!

 

 

 

 

UF/UF 266: Hair DOs and High crimes

Can any one demonstrate their discoonnnectedness from us regular folks then by not knowing the price of things?  Please stop you silly conservatives.  That’s what women pay to get their haircut, especially in the DC area.

Meanwhile the impeachment train picks up speed with FOX News of all places reporting 51% of Americans want to see Trump impeached.  Sadly the train’s conductor might very well be it’s victim, as Trump continues to gift wrap evidence for the Democrats, and now some Republicans.  Please stop being dumb Mr. President.

UF/UF 266: Hair DOs and High crimes

 

 

 

UF/UF 265: “Hold my beer!”

As the Democrats wring their hands over the potential for impeachment hearings Trump offers some new red meat; effectively daring them to do it.

Make no mistake, there are almost no scenarios that have a happy ending for the Democrats here. Nancy knows it and she’s still hedging her bets becasue of it.

Click to hear our breakdown and our new bit UF/UF Crazy Bitch.

You’re welcome America.

UF/UF 265: “Hold my beer!”

 

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The Trump Impeach-o-Meter is getting worse for him.

 

 

UF/UF 257: The Great Whore speaks!

In what can only be described as the dumbest thing in the history of dumb things, CNN posts “Fun Facts” about the Dem candidates before the debate. How any of these people are still employed is beyond me.

Also Tony takes to his Bully Pulpit to opine about Dem Presidential Candidate Marian Williamson.  OK let’s be honest, it was a long distance social media booty call. It was everything you might think it would be and more.

Click the link if you dare.

UF/UF 257: The Great Whore speaks!

 

 

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Anyone think they can say that tag line with a straight face?  Nope, didn’t think so.