It was a banner week if your name was Francis. I’ve almost made it back from the dead or “The Flu” as they call it down here. The Nobel Prize winner in science, Frances Arnold, could not replicate her conclusions and retracted her paper, Pope Francis 1st smacked an old lady, and Francis Moore was finally honored for his role in the actual Tea Party some 250 years ago.
So it appears only the dead guy named Francis had a decent week.
That’s a lot of F*&kin Francis’ in one podcast. Go slow, breathe deep, and we’ll talk you through it.
But first, as always, you gotta click.
UF/UF 275: Lighten Up Francis
Say what you want but Pope Francis is using the force!
One Joe out, one Joe out in front. One Joe came to his senses, one Joe losing his.
Don’t miss this dichotic episode of UF/UF the Podcast. We lament why Joe Biden didn’t heed our warning and we strain hard to remember who Joe Sestak is and why he’s in the news. (Spoiler! He ran for president.) ((Double Spoiler!! No he didn’t.))
Click for god’s sake. Your life may depend on it. (No it won’t)
If you’ve ever consciously uncoupled or have been self-partnered, well my friend you just might be an idiot. If you’ve referred to yourself or others with a pronoun besides he/she or her/him, well you are an idiot.
We are in an epidemic people; an epidemic of asshattery on a literary scale. Would you like to know more? Click the link and we’ll break it all down for you. But you ain’t gonna like it. The Hollywood ranks renaming shit I mean.
You’ll love the podcast, as always.
UF/UF 269: Words Mean Things
This hottie is self-partnering. Yes, I’d pay money to see that.
Democratic leadership has made it perfectly clear; they have no leadership. So the smart play, in their minds, is to find a new candidate. You know cause it ain’t like they don’t have 40 to pick from already.
That should work out for them.
Click the link to find out why it won’t and more importantly find out the top 5 candies you should be stealing from your kids trick-or-treat bag this year.
UF/UF 268: Fickle Bitches
20 MF’rs to choose from and not a solid candidate in the bunch!
The US Constitution is a pesky little document. Pesky that is, if you give a crap about what it says.
FOX News of all people started the charge of calling out the President for his scheduling the G7 Summit at his Doral golf course resort in Florida in direct violation of the Emoluments Clause of the Constitution. That’s the part the keeps elected officials from profiting from heir office and accepting gifts from foreign governments.
See the problem?
The President has backed off very quickly which is highly unusual and should say how serious this situation got. That sound you hear is the Dems Impeachment train picking up speed.
Click the link, and we’ll break it all down including how to say the word Emoluments.
UF/UF 267: Emolument Green
Yep this part right here is the problem. There that should fix it!