It was a long year. It was a strange year. It was the year that was.
It was a year that saw a spike in earnings and a decrease in inflation. In 2018 more jobs were available than people who needed jobs. Both of those things haven’t happened in almost 30 years. The stock market hit 26,800 in trading, a first in history. Retirement accounts boomed, thanks in part to the record stock market.
So the question is… What the hell are y’all so mad about!?!?! There have been more marches and causes in 2018 then at any point in our history and that includes the American Revolution and the 1960s.
Well click the link and Hupp and I will tell you why all of you are wrong and why you should be ecstatic.
… for the Christmas Army. That’s right, the war is on and you my friend need to grab your musket and get to the front line.
Yeah kids it’s real. I know, I know. I’ve been a denier for so long. But the latest attack on Classic Christmas cartoons has made me a believer. So I enlisted in Santa’s Army to fight in the war on Christmas.
If you were as savvy a musical aficionado as my partner (that’s podcast partner, not that there’s anything wrong with that) you would think the title of our post today is from the song Black Out the Sun by the band Sevendust. And you’d be right and you’d also be wrong.
Black out the sun is the new remedy by the current group of climate scientists to forestall the coming climate apocalypse. It seems spraying chemicals into the atmosphere to “dim” the sun passed muster and is now being considered by the people who consider these things.
Damn it Florida. Your ineptitude when it comes to elections is starting to rub off on neighboring states. Georgia was mired in a similar issue until the Democratic challenger for Governor graciously accused everyone except Bin Laden of stealing the election from her. An election she lost due to getting less votes than the other guy.
No matter. We press on. We’ve work to do, Speakers of the House to elect (yes, that’s how you say that), and forest floors to rake. We’ve no time for election shenanigans. There is a fictitious War on Christmas to prepare for! Tis the Season and all that.