One of my favorite sporting events is the professional feces toss in the gorilla cage at the zoo. The absolute euphoria on the faces of those gorillas as their excrement slams against the glass after they’ve hurled it at an unsuspecting zoo patron is, as they say, priceless.
Sometime imitation is not the purest form of flattery. And quite frankly it diminishes the original in a lot of ways. Well thanks to the Democrats and Republicans my fav sport has been ruined. RUINED!
Click the link to hear Tony and I break down the shit tossing that was the impeachment hearings and Democratic Presidential debate this week.
You won’t be disappointed.
Well… you probably will be, but I get paid by the word so… here we are.
UF/UF271: The Great Divide
Get you a girl that looks at you the way No Nuts Nunes watches his witness kill his case.
The President has opened Pandora’s Box, grabbed the third rail, tempted the gods, etc, etc, etc…
What he has really done is f**k up. The precedent he is about to set may get his wall built and keep his campaign promise but it will do little to fix the actual issue and sets the table for the next Democrat President to do likewise on issues they deem important. Plus it’s gonna cost billions in taxes. Mexico ain’t paying for it my friends.
I don’t care what party you’re in, that’s just plain stupid and very reckless. We’ll see how it plays out.
It was a long year. It was a strange year. It was the year that was.
It was a year that saw a spike in earnings and a decrease in inflation. In 2018 more jobs were available than people who needed jobs. Both of those things haven’t happened in almost 30 years. The stock market hit 26,800 in trading, a first in history. Retirement accounts boomed, thanks in part to the record stock market.
So the question is… What the hell are y’all so mad about!?!?! There have been more marches and causes in 2018 then at any point in our history and that includes the American Revolution and the 1960s.
Well click the link and Hupp and I will tell you why all of you are wrong and why you should be ecstatic.
First Sean Spicer left the podium in the White House briefing room for “broader responsibilities”, then Phil Mickelson and his long time caddy Jim “Bones” Mackay broke up after 25 long years together. Now? Democrats want Nancy Pelosi, long time leader in the House of Representatives, to step down, get out of the way, in fact just go away.
Nancy says no way Hosea, she’s staying. Look Nance, don’t make this anymore awkward than it has to be.
Click the link and see how this all plays out.
UF/UF 162: Breaking up is hard to do.
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