UF/UF 282: My Corona…

If you’re old enough to get that musical reference in the podcast title, then ironically you’re old enough to die from it.

Sad twist of fate that.

Anywho, we talked all things virus and all things political intrigue. It looks like Bernie and his Bros will need to come to grips with another other sad twist of fate; being the front runner doesn’t mean they want you as their nominee.

Also tonight, mock headlines that make more sense that what you’re currently seeing on real news outlets.

But you gotta click.

UF/UF 282: My Corona…

 

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In other words, WASH YOUR GODDAMN HANDS!!!!

 

UF/UF 274: It was the best of times…

Depending on your perspective 2019 may have been great.  It may also have been shitty. Well we here at UF/UF The Podcast have the uncanny ability to straddle that line.

So tonight we break it all down for you; the best, the worst, the most sad, and the things most ludicrous that they might just make you happy.

Click the link, you’ll love it.  Or you may hate it. Up to you.

UF/UF 274: It was the best of times…

 

 

 

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Totally up to you.

 

UF/UF 273: A Tale of Two Joes.

One Joe out, one Joe out in front. One Joe came to his senses, one Joe losing his.

Don’t miss this dichotic episode of UF/UF the Podcast.  We lament why Joe Biden didn’t heed our warning and we strain hard to remember who Joe Sestak is and why he’s in the news.  (Spoiler! He ran for president.) ((Double Spoiler!! No he didn’t.))

Click for god’s sake. Your life may depend on it. (No it won’t)

UF/UF 273: A Tale of Two Joes.

 

The curtain may be ready to drop on Joe B.

UF/UF271: The Great Divide

One of my favorite sporting events is the professional feces toss in the gorilla cage at the zoo. The absolute euphoria on the faces of those gorillas as their excrement slams against the glass after they’ve hurled it at an unsuspecting zoo patron is, as they say, priceless.

Sometime imitation is not the purest form of flattery. And quite frankly it diminishes the original in a lot of ways. Well thanks to the Democrats and Republicans my fav sport has been ruined. RUINED!

Click the link to hear Tony and I break down the shit tossing that was the impeachment hearings and Democratic Presidential debate this week.

You won’t be disappointed.

Well… you probably will be, but I get paid by the word so… here we are.

UF/UF271: The Great Divide

 

 

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Get you a girl that looks at you the way No Nuts Nunes watches his witness kill his case.

 

UF/UF 266: Hair DOs and High crimes

Can any one demonstrate their discoonnnectedness from us regular folks then by not knowing the price of things?  Please stop you silly conservatives.  That’s what women pay to get their haircut, especially in the DC area.

Meanwhile the impeachment train picks up speed with FOX News of all places reporting 51% of Americans want to see Trump impeached.  Sadly the train’s conductor might very well be it’s victim, as Trump continues to gift wrap evidence for the Democrats, and now some Republicans.  Please stop being dumb Mr. President.

UF/UF 266: Hair DOs and High crimes

 

 

 

UF/UF 265: “Hold my beer!”

As the Democrats wring their hands over the potential for impeachment hearings Trump offers some new red meat; effectively daring them to do it.

Make no mistake, there are almost no scenarios that have a happy ending for the Democrats here. Nancy knows it and she’s still hedging her bets becasue of it.

Click to hear our breakdown and our new bit UF/UF Crazy Bitch.

You’re welcome America.

UF/UF 265: “Hold my beer!”

 

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The Trump Impeach-o-Meter is getting worse for him.

 

 

UF/UF 259: Joe’s on the loose.

So its the era of Joe apparently.

Joe Biden is back on the trail.  He just doesn’t know where he is. Although that doesn’t keep him from taking wild ass guesses while he’s addressing the crowd. At least the other night his guess as to his location was in the same time zone as his actual destination, just not the same state.

God we love that man.

And then we have Joe Walsh, hard core conservative, former Tea Partier and Congressman from Illinois. When the first wave of Tea Party people started to be swept from office, Joe met his congressional fate.

But he’s back. And unlike our other Joe, Walsh seems to know exactly where he’s wanting to go; the Republican National Convention, as its Presidential Candidate.

Yep you read that right. Republican Joe Walsh is taking on Republican President Donald Trump for the Republican nomination. Buckle up folks it just got interesting.

Click the link. We’ll sort it all out for you.

 

UF/UF 259: Joe’s on the loose.

 

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Shit just got real.

 

 

UF/UF 251: Iran so far away!

It’s machine on machine crime as Iran shoots down an American drone and we respond with…

Yeah still waiting on that response from our fearless emperor, or President Trump if you like. AT the last second Trump pulled back claiming he didn’t want to kill that many Iranians. We sympathize but probably info you should have considered before you had F-18s locked and loaded for take off.

We discuss. Click below toy hear our masterful take.

UF/UF 251: Iran so far away!

 

 

This ain’t one of Hupps 4 prop jobs from the AT&T store.

 

 

UF/UF 248: Mars Attacks

A very unsettling UF/UF program for you tonight.  A handful of Navy pilots and some other officials reported seeing Unidentified Flying Objects or UFOs the other day. Some of the pilots went as far as to say the movements made by these objects could not have been performed by human pilots.

Is this the beginning of the end? Will aliens beat the animals or AI in the race to destroy humanity?  Who knows. But click the link and we’ll give you our two galactic credits worth.

UF/UF 248: Mars Attacks

 

 

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Welcome to our new overlords!

 

UF/UF 243: A Comeback Unlike Any Other!

He did it! Tiger Woods has completed the most improbable comeback possibly in sports history.

So historic was this Master’s Sunday, Tony had it on the big screen for me when I got to the studio this morning for today’s podcast. That is historic ladies and gentlemen.

Anyway, drink it in. I know I am.

We did some other stuff too.  Another dope joined an already overcrowded Democratic field for the primary to take on Trump. And surprise surprise a local DMV in California is getting sued because it doesn’t  know the difference between racism and a Premier Soccer League logo.

We’ll explain it all.  Just click.

UF/UF 243: A Comeback Unlike Any Other!

 

 

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Yeah man!