If the cure kills you in a different way, aren’t you still dead? That, in effect, is what the President is supposing as he hints at lifting some Corona Virus restrictions to get the country and the economy moving again.
We break that premise down tonight as well as play Where is Uncle Joe? Biden that is. He’s the presumptive nominee for the Democratic party and he can’t seem to get on TV at the moment. With his disjointed thoughts and slurring style of speech lately maybe that’s a good thing.
Anyway, Hupp and I are germ free as far as we know, so click the link. It wont hurt ya… for very long.
So it’s Corona all day every day. Did anyone even see Biden kick the living shit out of Bernie on Tuesday night? In ordinary times we’d still be talking about it this weekend. But these aren’t ordinary times are they?
Well if you want Corona all day every day you have come to the right place. Hupp and I got our social distancing act together, stock piled some shit tickets (that’s southern for toilet paper) and pumped out a podcast.
If you’re old enough to get that musical reference in the podcast title, then ironically you’re old enough to die from it.
Sad twist of fate that.
Anywho, we talked all things virus and all things political intrigue. It looks like Bernie and his Bros will need to come to grips with another other sad twist of fate; being the front runner doesn’t mean they want you as their nominee.
Also tonight, mock headlines that make more sense that what you’re currently seeing on real news outlets.
One Joe out, one Joe out in front. One Joe came to his senses, one Joe losing his.
Don’t miss this dichotic episode of UF/UF the Podcast. We lament why Joe Biden didn’t heed our warning and we strain hard to remember who Joe Sestak is and why he’s in the news. (Spoiler! He ran for president.) ((Double Spoiler!! No he didn’t.))
Click for god’s sake. Your life may depend on it. (No it won’t)
One of my favorite sporting events is the professional feces toss in the gorilla cage at the zoo. The absolute euphoria on the faces of those gorillas as their excrement slams against the glass after they’ve hurled it at an unsuspecting zoo patron is, as they say, priceless.
Sometime imitation is not the purest form of flattery. And quite frankly it diminishes the original in a lot of ways. Well thanks to the Democrats and Republicans my fav sport has been ruined. RUINED!
Click the link to hear Tony and I break down the shit tossing that was the impeachment hearings and Democratic Presidential debate this week.
You won’t be disappointed.
Well… you probably will be, but I get paid by the word so… here we are.
UF/UF271: The Great Divide
Get you a girl that looks at you the way No Nuts Nunes watches his witness kill his case.