UF/UF 168: Here Today, Guam Tomorrow

We knew the next 4 years would be a crazy ride. I don’t think either one of us thought the ride might end this quickly and in the atomization of humanity. Fire and Fury – let’s hope not.

People of Guam, be secure in the knowledge that even though your island will be uninhabitable for the next millennia, Kim Jong will be atomic vapor too.

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Duck and cover Guamites, duck and cover.

UF/UF 168: Here Today, Guam Tomorrow

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What he wished he could have done to Atlantic City.

UF/UF 164: Joey Chestnut vs Kim Jong Un – The Battle for Independence

In case you’ve been stoned out of your gourd for the last two weeks, North Korea’s Kim Jong UN fires a long range missile into the Sea of Japan on 4th of July. At the same time back in the US, Joey Chestnut launched an assault on the hot dog eating world record. Of those two things, which one do you think is more important?

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UF/UF 164: Joey Chestnut vs Kim Jong Un – The Battle for Independence

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Murica!

UF/UF 144: No Wonder

What!?! Wonder Woman out as a Rep to the UN because she’s too curvaceous?!:?! Hey geniuses, that’s exactly why you picked her in the first place. That’s it. Pack it up. The world is doomed.

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UF/UF 144: No Wonder

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You are welcome America.

End the UN. Free Wonder Woman!

End the UN. Free Wonder Woman!

 

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UF/UF 144: No Wonder

 

UF/UF 118: Yes He Can!

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!

Who woulda thunk it? Not I, not Hupp. Well Hupp did have an inclination and laid out the path by which victory could be possible a while ago. Well guess what? The path becomes more clear and more straight by the day. He can win. Hupp now says he will win. Who is he? The Donald of course. The hairpiece. The mouth heading to the south. Judging from this last debate Trump is down to about two or three hurdles to jump before he becomes the nominee for President of the United States for the Republican party.

Let that sink in. We’ll wait.

 

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UF/UF 118: Yes He Can!

 

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TEASE ME PLEASE ME!

 

Preach!

Preach!

Bitch Please!

Is it just me or has Ben Carson become a whining idiot? He is the only candidate who still complains about not getting air time. His first words in this last debate were “Oh I’m glad you asked me a question finally. I didn’t think you knew I was here.” Yeah Ben you just summed up your candidacy perfectly.

 

 

HA! Look at all my Hydrogen! Take that you Yankee dogs!

HA! Look at all my Hydrogen! Take that you Yankee dogs!

Hall of Fame!

You can keep your Baseball HoF with their rigged voting and your NFL HoF with their drunken speeches. Tonight we cut the ribbon on the UF/UF Asshole Hall of Fame with our inaugural class of 2016 inductees. I won’t spoil it but the first man in started an earthquake in his own country test firing an H-Bomb. Yeah. We. Are. Next. Level. Submit your inductee list in the comments below.

 

 

I find your lack of UF/UF subscription disturbing.

I find your lack of UF/UF subscription disturbing.

I know a guy.

Well I know 5 guys and they’re bad. All bad. And we list out the top 5 bad guys in movies for you tonight. It’s an official list so don’t miss out. Feel free to challenge or add your list in the comments below. You know who tops the list.

 

 

 

 

You get all this plus a new segment where we run down the positive news stories of the day. You don’t want to miss that.

 

UF/UF 118 Yes He Can!

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Podcast Season 2 Episode 53: Hupp has a New Hobby – Futbol!

Oh we have a great on for you tonight. I mean they’re all great but this one might me the greatiest. We’re talking two of Hupp’s favorite things: SCOTUS decisions about religion and Futbol! or soccer. So get some popcorn as we go head to head over the Supreme Court and the most popular sport on the planet.

We’ll talk about some other stuff too.

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Podcast Season 2 Episode 53: Hupp has a New Hobby – Futbol!

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On to the tease…

Talk about leaving a mark!

Talk about leaving a mark!

Where did our love go?

Obama roughed up by the Supremes. The Supreme Court that is. Hobby Lobby plays the hypocritical faith card and wins. What’s worse, the Court says Obama can’t make recess appointments if John of Orange says the House is in a session even if no one is present. That’s gotta sting.

 

 

 

Is that crack I smell?

Is that crack I smell?

He’s back and off crack!!!!

Well for the moment he is. The coolest mayor in North America is back from rehab and ready to run Toronto again. The question; is Toronto ready? Is the world ready? I know I’m ready.

 

 

 

I'm not the worst! Yeah! Take that America.

I’m not the worst! Yeah! Take that America.

Move over Jim.

The results are in and Obama is now polling as the worst President (33%) since WWII. But it’s not Jimmy Carter that has to move over. He’s only polling at around 7%. It’s big W, George Bush 43 that slides to second, polling around 28%. Third place, well that bastard is way back in the low teens.

 

All this plus a new bit where Tony and I lay down 5 presidential decrees we would enact in “If I was President!”

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Podcast Season 2 Episode 53: Hupp has a New Hobby – Futbol!

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Podcast Season 2 Episode 31: Hitting for the cycle – from Hillary to Heartbreaker

What a show we have tonight. We are all over the globe. The crack news staff at UF/UF is tracking stories on everything from Hillary’s political hit list to Justin Bieber’s suspicion of assault with a deadly egg. Is Hillary done for? Bieber is a Canadian immigrant, will this eggcitement get him deported?

Tune in or miss out!

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Podcast Season 2 Episode 31: Hitting for the cycle – from Hillary to Heartbreaker 

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Last one out gets the check.

I’m losing by this much.

And so it begins…

NC Senator Kay Hagen (D), skips Obama event in her home state. Says it’s cause she has business in DC. Nuh Uh. She’s getting distance from Obamcare, wildly unpopular in North Carolina. Who’s the next rat to jump from Obama’s Titanic?

 

Wow

Wow

As the Worm turns

First he gets drunk and goes on CNN to extol virtues of Kim Jong UN. Now Rodman is having buyers remorse. Crying in front of reporters after arriving in US, Rodman apologizes over and over. Dennis, is that because you made an ass/traitor of yourself or because you and a bunch of retired NBA stiffs lost to the North Korean National team?

 

All lanes to Christie White House closed?

All lanes to Christie White House closed?

A bridge to no where? 

Still waiting for the other shoe to drop on Christie in the bridge-gate scandal? Don’t hold your breath. This may have been what he said it was. Regardless, polls show it’s not hurt him one bit in NJ. Nationally he’s slipped behind Hill-dogg in race for the WH. But it’s still early 2014. My gut says this doesn’t affect the presumptive Republican nominee at all.

Plus a UF/UF Presidential Big Board update and a great “It’s a Conspiracy!” bit tonight.

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Podcast Season 2 Episode 31: Hitting for the cycle – from Hillary to Heartbreaker 

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Podcast Season 2 Episode 30: A bridge too far.

Well the fans have spoken. In an overwhelming majority the fans say keep the episode number sequential. So I give you Unfiltered and Unfettered Season 2 Episode 30

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Podcast Season 2 Episode 30: A bridge too far.

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Yo! I got your bridge closing right here, ya half a dope ya!

Yo! I got your bridge closing right here, ya half a dope ya!

Half Cocked

The Bridge-Gate scandal is just getting rolling in NJ. Ahh Jersey Politics, I get all misty just thinking about it. Christie claims he has no knowledge and was not involved. Is that possible? If not, why would he lie? We report, you decide!

 

 

 

"Happy Birthday Mr Dictator..."

“Happy Birthday Mr Dictator…”

Fully Cocked

Dennis Rodman (The Worm) has become detached from whatever was left of his brain. In North Korea with several retired NBA players, Rodman goes off on CNN reporter Chris Cuomo, denounces American captive Kenneth Bae, then sings happy birthday to Kim Jong Un. The Worm is drowning.

"These things happen" - KY State Rep Leslie Coombs

“These things happen” – KY State Rep Leslie Coombs

Locked and Loaded

A Kentucky State Representative lights up the state house in Lexington with her semi-auto pistol. I would say “you damn tea party redneck” but Rep. Leslie Coombs is a Democrat. She has a conceal carry permit and has been armed on the state house floor for some time now. The gun went off as she was unloading it. No injuries reported.

All that plus a new bit “Is That Racist” makes it’s UF/UF debut and an old bit, “What’s Your Pick” makes a triumphant return.
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Podcast Season 2 Episode 30: A bridge too far.

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