UF/UF 242: Bern baby Bern!

Bernie Sanders is making a move, but Handsy Joe is coming up on the outside. Will Bern release his taxes? Will Joe keep his mitts to himself?  Will Faux-cahontas scalp them both?

Serious questions that require serious analysis.

Oh yeah, Brunei is still stoning homosexuals to death. We mean literally identifying anyone who is not heterosexual and hitting them with rocks until they are dead. But the US is the homophobic nation.

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UF/UF 242: Bern baby Bern!

 

 

bern

He berned them  🙂  Get it?!!

Stroll through the morning news and a Vice-President for life

I like to rotate the morning news channels. No sense watching just one. So, occasionally I have to pull myself off of “Morning Express with Robin Meade” which I consider to be like watching the news read by high school girls. Fluff stories read by eye-candy. Not a bad concept when you want a break from the dog-eat-dog political channels.

So, on CNN’s “New Day”  last week, Chris Cuomo and Ted Cruz have a heated exchange on Obamacare. In case you’ve not watched it, Chris Cuomo has kind of a smarmy personality to begin with. But, Chris, there’s no reason to be so obvious about your stripes.  If you’re so worried about people losing their health insurance, maybe you should upbraid someone from the Obama administration. They’ve invested their entire administration into a failed train wreck, and you’re asking Ted Cruz why he doesn’t fix it? So Cuomo says to Cruz: “You’re being a little dangerous with how much political spin you put on something that’s so central to the well being of so many families?” You’re lecturing Ted Cruz about political spin when the White House just met with a group of liberal reporters to start an all-out recovery campaign on Obamacare?

Chris have you been watching the news about Obamacare? Oh that’s right, you are the news. Nevermind.

mika

Mika, you’re no Diane Sawyer

Yesterday on “The Morning Joe” on MSNBC, they had a short video of Joe Biden buying some food in some subway stand. The bill was $56, he only had fifty, and had to borrow a few bucks from someone with him. Typical Biden-type stuff. However, the co-host of The Morning Joe, Mika Brezinzski, squealed in delight “Don’t you just love him? He should be the Vice-President for life!!”

No, Mika I don’t think so. I think it was dumb for you to even say it. Really, occasionally I’ve thought you were like a real journalist.  I’ll never learn. As far as Joe goes, botox, teeth-whitener and the tanning booth have taken him about as far as he can go. We still have him on the Big Board, but let’s be serious.  Your statement though does show the blind partisanship of yourself and the network to the party.

Hey Mika, just for a nostalgic stroll, let’s take a look at a few of Biden’s more notable gaffes. Just because it’s funny.

“I promise you, the president has a big stick. I promise you.” –Joe Biden, citing Theodore Roosevelt’s famous quote, “Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far.” (April 26, 2012)

“This is a big fucking deal!” –Joe Biden, caught on an open mic congratulating President Barack Obama during the health care signing ceremony, Washington, D.C., March 23, 2010

“You know, I’m embarrassed. Do you know the Web site number? I should have it in front of me and I don’t. I’m actually embarrassed.” –Joe Biden, speaking to an aide standing out of view during an interview on CBS’ “Early Show,” in the midst of encouraging viewers to visit a government-run Web site that tracks stimulus spending, Feb. 25, 2009

“Jill and I had the great honor of standing on that stage, looking across at one of the great justices, Justice Stewart.” –Joe Biden, mistakenly referring to Justice John Paul Stevens, who swore him in as vice president, Washington, D.C., Jan. 20, 2009

One of my favorites:

“Look, John’s last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number-one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S, jobs.” –Joe Biden, Athens, Ohio, Oct. 15, 2008

“Stand up, Chuck, let ’em see ya.” –-Joe Biden, to Missouri state Sen. Chuck Graham, who is in a wheelchair, Columbia, Missouri, Sept. 12, 2008

“You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent…. I’m not joking.” –Joe Biden, in a private remark to an Indian-American man caught on C-SPAN, June, 2006

“A man I’m proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next President of the United States — Barack America!” –Joe Biden, at his first campaign rally with Barack Obama after being announced as his running mate, Springfield, Ill., Aug. 23, 2008

Biden Gaffes reference

Vice-President for life?  Nah, don’t think so. Although, in honesty, he’s probably at least as funny as Will Ferrell. Go back and look at the list and read those quotes in your mental “Will Ferrell” voice. That’s comedy right there!

Well, back to Robin. Lovely ear-rings this morning! I love those baby pandas and water-skiing squirrels!!

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Podcast Episode 24: We can’t make this stuff up.

From the Obamacare files, to a crack addict mayor, to alcoholics being paid in beer, it’s been a wacky week. But trust us we can’t make this stuff up.

Click the link or chose other options below and listen to this podcast, unless of course you hate `Murica.

Episode 24: We can’t make this stuff up.

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Or go to iTunes and search Unfiltered Unfettered. Find the UF/UF icon, click, and enjoy every episode from season 1.

Then tell us what you think, ask questions, argue with us, mock us.  Do it in the comment section below or the show’s email: theunmail@yahoo.com

On to the tease…

Does it really need a caption

Does it really need a caption

Coup de Crazy

Toronto’s crack doing, drink takin mayor is at it again. Claiming a coup d’etat is at hand when city council tries to limit his authority. The scene breaks down into a shouting match and Mayor McCocaine bowls over a councilwoman while he’s trying to help his brother in the middle of the scrum. We can’t make this stuff up.

 

They use to call me Crazy Joe, now they call me... ah...ah... Hey who  wants ice cream? Hello Cleveland!!

They use to call me Crazy Joe, now they call me… ah…ah… Hey who wants ice cream? Hello Cleveland!!

Happy Birthday Crazy Joe

Friend of the show and our favorite Vice President, Joe Biden turns 71 this week. What did Obama give him you ask; plummeting poll numbers and absolutely no chance at winning the Democratic Nomination much less the Presidency. Thanks a lot Obama.

 

 

 

Really, tell us something we don't know.

Really, tell us something we don’t know.

Failure is not an option….it’s an inevitability 

Head tech guy brought in to fix Obamacare web site says the site is still 40% from completion by his estimate. Just let that sink in folks. We can’t make this stuff up.

 

 

 

All this and more on a jammed packed show. Click the link and enjoy.

Episode 24: We can’t make this stuff up.

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Hill-Dog on the Hill: Benghazi, Biden, and Bobby 2016!

Editor’s note – This is a running commentary of Secretary Clinton’s testimony about Benghazi  interspersed with a breakdown and analysis of the politics of key players and events.

70 and 37.  The only numbers you need to know.  Those are percentages.  70% percent is Hillary Rodham Clinton’s (aka HRC, aka Hill-dogg) favorability rating at Secretary of State.  Today.  That number is from a poll done on 23 January 2013.  For political junkies and nerds like me the other number is more telling.  37% is Hill-dogg’s favorability rating amongst current Republican members of the House and Senate in DC.  Trust me gang, that is unbelievably high.  Think about the last 4 years.  She’s not been attacked by conservatives and republicans very much if at all.

She is currently, as I type, testifying on Capitol Hill about the Benghazi disaster.  She was supposed to testify over a month ago.  She fainted, had a concussion and was hospitalized the week of her scheduled testimony.  Several conservatives took to the airwaves to rail about Hill-dogg ducking congress, about how she mysteriously developed Benghazi fever. That charge was advanced on Fox News (color me shocked) by former UN Ambassador/Fox News contributor nut job, John Bolton.  The line was then adopted on a lot of Fox programs by a lot of “expert pundits.”  Oddly not a single Senator or Congressman from the Senate Foreign Relations Committee would go on Fox and repeat that line.

That in part is due to the leadership of that Committee, John Kerry(D) MA and Bob Corker(R) TN are true gentlemen and statesmen.  And they ain’t dumb.  A week after Hill-Dog went into the hospital it was discovered she had a blood clot in her head.  No apology from Fox, Bolton, et al.  Of course why would they, one is a psycho, the other the megaphone through which psychos find a willing audience.

So Hill-dog is sitting in front of Senators and Congress getting grilled.  Well, getting grilled by Republicans.  Democrats are doing nothing but heaping praise on her.  That’s a horrible mistake.  Hill-dogg needs to answer tough questions, she can answer tough questions.  She’s most likely the smartest person in the current government.  The ridiculous platitudes from the Democratic side of this committee are cringe worthy.  Hill-dogg is tough, she can take it.  America needs all of you to be tough.  Ask a damn question Barbra Boxer.  By the way Hill-dogg is a term of endearment and related to her toughness and determination.  Barbra Boxer (D) CA, is just a mutt, stealing from her constituents.

Hill-dogg ain’t shying away from this either.  Her opening statement might as well be her bumper sticker in 2016.  “It was my responsibility. This is personal.”  Look I’m a fan of the President, but I can’t remember too many times where he has uttered that statement. Hill-dog was saying it the day after it happened.  She is still saying it today.

Hill-dogg gettin her testimony on

Hill-dogg gettin her testimony on

However the responsibility she is referring to is the attack and the death of Americans at an US Embassy.  They were her people, it was her responsibility.  She is not and should not take responsibility for the debacle of the quasi cover-up/disinformation strategy perpetrated by the current administration when they sent UN Ambassador Susan Rice on the Sunday shows to tell a very smart population with access to Al Gore’s internet, the attack was just a protest not a terror attack.

Hard to type now as I watch Senator Marco Rubio (R) FL, ask questions.  He’s trying to be tough but he is scared shitless.   He’s working so hard to be respectful and not anger the Hill-dogg.  He knows he’s talking to the reason he won’t be President in 2016.

Which brings us to Vice President Joe Biden (aka crazy uncle Joe).  Anyone watching c-span 3 late night before the inauguration heard crazy Joe had attended Iowa’s Inaugural Ball Planning Committee meeting.  He also invited the head of the committee from New Hampshire to the Inaugural luncheon.  Iowa and New Hampshire, hmmm…. I know they are important but I can’t quite….Oh yeah they are the first two states to vote in the primary in 2016.  The winner of those traditionally goes on to win the nomination of their party.  Joe may be crazy but he ain’t stupid either.  He’s running for President.  He knows he’s got a tough road to the nomination.  He knows he needs to get out in front quick.  He knows Hill-dogg is wildly popular.

After seeing Hill-dogg’s 70% favorability, 37% among republicans, he now knows he has no chance at the nomination should she choose to run.

Senator from Wisconsin, Ron Johnson (R) tries to slap Hill-dogg on a minor point that has no relevance and Ron Johnson paid the price.  The committee co-chairman Senator Corker (R) TN, saved Johnson from himself. Hill-dog was actually yelling at him.

If I was Corker I would have said to them ahead of time to ask questions boys but keep it civil.  No one is winning an election today.  Johnson was trying to make points not find truth and he has a fresh Hill-dogg hand print on his face for his trouble.

Now Jeff Flake (R) AZ, is asking questions.  Another statesman showing the chamber how to ask hard, insightful questions while not being a schmuck.  Looking at you Senator Ron Johnson.

So Crazy Joe is done really.  Which is sad because it would have been fun to see him go the distance.  The unintentional comedy would have been epic.  But he has nothing to offer the Hill-dogg.  Truly no one on the Democrat’s side of the ticket has much for her. It’s her nomination if she wants it.

And that brings us to her challenger.  Governor Bobby Jindal  of Louisiana is my early pick for the Republican nomination.  If he decides to go for it, he should win the nomination and if he does he’ll beat Hill-dogg head to head.  She is the smartest person in the government right now.  He will be if he becomes President.  Google him smart people, but here is a snippet of his bio.

Bobby Jindal at the White House

Bobby Jindal and his wife at the White House

Piyush “Bobby” Jindal is an American politician and the 55th and current Governor of Louisiana. Born in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, to immigrants from India, Jindal studied biology and public policy at Brown University from 1988 to 1991

Ok John McCain (R) AZ is up now.  He is on the attack.  Hill-doggs response will be interesting here.  McCain and Ambassador Stevens, Killed at Benghazi, were close friends. McCain and Clinton are friends as well, but he is attacking her, calling her answers not believable.  I have to agree with him on this point, the questions and platitudes up to now have been much about scoring points and a waste of time, not getting at the truth. McCain’s questions are being delivered with snark and old man attitude but they go right to the heart of the matter.

Hill-dogg is staggered, leaning on the ropes!  McCain is landing some old man jabs!  First questions she did not directly answer.

McCain backs off.  Senator Dick Durbin (D) Illinois is now embarrassing himself by wondering why we have not had a hearing on the WMD’s never found in Iraq.  I get his point.  A war was fought on a lie.  Thousands of our brothers and sisters died over what is now widely considered an illegal action by the Bush Administration.  However, Durbin is only trying to give Hill-dogg top cover right now.  Still no effort to get to the truth of the current situation by most democrats and some republicans on this committee.

By my score only McCain and Jeff Flake, both R’s from AZ, have asked any relevant questions.

Rand Paul (R) KY, is up now.  He is railing like a, forgive me, a catholic school girl in a playground fight. By the way he is running for the Republican nomination for President in 2016.  Jindal will make him cry in the first debate.  He’s Congressman Ron Paul’s (R) TX kid and believes private business’s should be allowed to keep blacks out if they want to. It’s all you need to know about Rand Paul.  Read Rand Paul on civil rights

Her testimony is almost over.  Now the Hill-dogg walks over to the House side and faces more questions.  Lets hope Congressmen and Women are better at this then our Senators are.

Hey I can hope right.

Watch Hill-dogg go at it with the Congress on C-span around 2pm eastern today.

Jindal 2016!