UF/UF 260: Say it ain’t so Joe!?!

Well it has come to this. We warned him. We told him.  We begged him not to run.  Should have listened to us Joe.  We had your back then. But now…

We can’t stop what’s’ coming for you Joe. The enemy is ironically, from with-in. Kamala, Spartacus, Faux-cohontas, The Mayor, they’ll be lining up to get you now. We can stop it for you.

Joe Biden told a very admirable story about honoring a sailor during his time as Vice President. Sadly, minus some minor facts, the whole episode was made up, a mere creation of Joe’s mind.

Still time to salvage your legacy Joe. Take our advice. Go home to Delaware and enjoy your popularity.

The rest of you…

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UF/UF 260: Say it ain’t so Joe!?!

 

 

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160 episodes ago during better days. Joe’s a long time UF/UF fan. At least he used to be.

 

 

UF/UF 258: Time to go Uncle Joe!

Well it was inevitable.  It was to me anyway. And I won’t back away from the fact I offered this advice to former Vice President and friend of the show, one Mr Joe Biden a long, long time ago.

Time to go Joe.

In fact it was never time to come.  You should have listened to your most accurate and most honest advisor, me, and stayed the hell out of this one.  Let Faux-cohontas or “The Mayor”, or Spartacus take the beatdown that’s coming your way.

You’ve had too great a career, Mr. Vice President, to chuck it in the sewer with that swine in the White House or the clowns running in your own party.

Your family loves you, your state loves you. Go back to Delaware and enjoy your lifelong victory parade.

And no Joe, you were not in Miami last night, that was Grand Rapids, Iowa.

It’s time Joe.

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UF/UF 258: Time to go Uncle Joe!

 

 

 

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When it’s time you’ll know. It’s time Joe.

UF/UF 256: Feelin the Bern?

The Dems are faltering. There is no doubt about that. It’s not unusual in either party when the field is this large. But are they coming in for a crash landing? Will Bernie Sanders be the end of them? Will the constant in-fighting make them look more foolish then they already do? Will they destroy the party as they begin to charge each other with that age old Liberal weapon; labeling someone who disagrees with you a racist?

All that tonight and more, as and age old segment is resurrected.  That’s right sports fans, Who Said That is back!!

Don’t miss it. Click the link.

UF/UF 256: Feelin the Bern?

 

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Yeah what else is there to say?

UF/UF 253: Joey Jaws Shows His Chestnuts

As the internet and social media continue to shrink the world and blend cultures, one thing remains distinctly American.

JOEY JAWS!

Chestnut does it again. 71 hotdogs and buns. A record 12 titles. God Bless America!

We did other stuff too, but when America is this awesome what else is there to talk about.

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UF/UF 253: Joey Jaws Shows His Chestnuts

 

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Joey Jaws Chestnut is the vessel of our freedom!

UF/UF 249: Send in the clowns!

Gas up the clown car boys, it’s debatin season!

For all of you who thought the Republican primary of 2016 was a giant shit show, and I was one of those people; hang on to your hats. You ain’t seen nothing yet.

The Democratic primary has become so large the debates have to be staggered over two nights. The field is so crowded right now the Dems have scheduled debates every month until the primary election just so they can get all the candidates proper air time.

We sort out the field for you tonight. Don’t miss it.

UF/UF 249: Send in the clowns!

 

 

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Clinton, McAuliffe, and Bloomberg are the only non-official candidates in this field, but are expected to join soon.

 

UF/UF 244: Say it ain’t so Joe!

Well, he’s in now. Great friend of the show and former VP Joe Biden made it official. And we still really can’t figure out why. No point in worrying about that now. He has officially entered the fray. The Bernie Sanders campaign did not reply when asked for comment.

Also don’t miss another installment of our new segment K my A. It’s a doozy.

UF/UF 244: Say it ain’t so Joe!

 

 

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Hello Cleveland!

UF/UF 242: Bern baby Bern!

Bernie Sanders is making a move, but Handsy Joe is coming up on the outside. Will Bern release his taxes? Will Joe keep his mitts to himself?  Will Faux-cahontas scalp them both?

Serious questions that require serious analysis.

Oh yeah, Brunei is still stoning homosexuals to death. We mean literally identifying anyone who is not heterosexual and hitting them with rocks until they are dead. But the US is the homophobic nation.

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UF/UF 242: Bern baby Bern!

 

 

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He berned them  🙂  Get it?!!