Editors note: This version of UF/UF The Podcast was taped just a few hours prior to the news that NBA legend Kobe Bryant was killed in a helicopter crash in Calabasas California.
Well what can we say, the clown show continues in DC on an epic level. It’s safe to say it’s embarrassing to us all. No one is clean in this silliness. Lets just all hope and pray it ends as quickly as possible. This proceeding serves no good purpose.
One Joe out, one Joe out in front. One Joe came to his senses, one Joe losing his.
Don’t miss this dichotic episode of UF/UF the Podcast. We lament why Joe Biden didn’t heed our warning and we strain hard to remember who Joe Sestak is and why he’s in the news. (Spoiler! He ran for president.) ((Double Spoiler!! No he didn’t.))
Click for god’s sake. Your life may depend on it. (No it won’t)
One of my favorite sporting events is the professional feces toss in the gorilla cage at the zoo. The absolute euphoria on the faces of those gorillas as their excrement slams against the glass after they’ve hurled it at an unsuspecting zoo patron is, as they say, priceless.
Sometime imitation is not the purest form of flattery. And quite frankly it diminishes the original in a lot of ways. Well thanks to the Democrats and Republicans my fav sport has been ruined. RUINED!
Click the link to hear Tony and I break down the shit tossing that was the impeachment hearings and Democratic Presidential debate this week.
You won’t be disappointed.
Well… you probably will be, but I get paid by the word so… here we are.
UF/UF271: The Great Divide
Get you a girl that looks at you the way No Nuts Nunes watches his witness kill his case.
If you’ve ever consciously uncoupled or have been self-partnered, well my friend you just might be an idiot. If you’ve referred to yourself or others with a pronoun besides he/she or her/him, well you are an idiot.
We are in an epidemic people; an epidemic of asshattery on a literary scale. Would you like to know more? Click the link and we’ll break it all down for you. But you ain’t gonna like it. The Hollywood ranks renaming shit I mean.
You’ll love the podcast, as always.
UF/UF 269: Words Mean Things
This hottie is self-partnering. Yes, I’d pay money to see that.
Can any one demonstrate their discoonnnectedness from us regular folks then by not knowing the price of things? Please stop you silly conservatives. That’s what women pay to get their haircut, especially in the DC area.
Meanwhile the impeachment train picks up speed with FOX News of all places reporting 51% of Americans want to see Trump impeached. Sadly the train’s conductor might very well be it’s victim, as Trump continues to gift wrap evidence for the Democrats, and now some Republicans. Please stop being dumb Mr. President.