If you’ve ever consciously uncoupled or have been self-partnered, well my friend you just might be an idiot. If you’ve referred to yourself or others with a pronoun besides he/she or her/him, well you are an idiot.
We are in an epidemic people; an epidemic of asshattery on a literary scale. Would you like to know more? Click the link and we’ll break it all down for you. But you ain’t gonna like it. The Hollywood ranks renaming shit I mean.
You’ll love the podcast, as always.
UF/UF 269: Words Mean Things
This hottie is self-partnering. Yes, I’d pay money to see that.
Man let me tell you, disrespect your nerds at your own peril. We have been in the grip of some serious technical difficulties that may have been avoided had we shown our staff nerds some love. Well we’ve repented of our sins and are up and running again. Up and running with a new segment no less.
We’ll also retrace some of the issues we’ve missed in our two week technical hiatus. So sit back, click the link, and bask in the warmness of our newly repaired radio waves.
Who woulda thunk it? Not I, not Hupp. Well Hupp did have an inclination and laid out the path by which victory could be possible a while ago. Well guess what? The path becomes more clear and more straight by the day. He can win. Hupp now says he will win. Who is he? The Donald of course. The hairpiece. The mouth heading to the south. Judging from this last debate Trump is down to about two or three hurdles to jump before he becomes the nominee for President of the United States for the Republican party.
Let that sink in. We’ll wait.
If you want to know who the hurdles are and what the path for Trump looks like, you gottta click.
UF/UF 118: Yes He Can!
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Is it just me or has Ben Carson become a whining idiot? He is the only candidate who still complains about not getting air time. His first words in this last debate were “Oh I’m glad you asked me a question finally. I didn’t think you knew I was here.” Yeah Ben you just summed up your candidacy perfectly.
HA! Look at all my Hydrogen! Take that you Yankee dogs!
Hall of Fame!
You can keep your Baseball HoF with their rigged voting and your NFL HoF with their drunken speeches. Tonight we cut the ribbon on the UF/UF Asshole Hall of Fame with our inaugural class of 2016 inductees. I won’t spoil it but the first man in started an earthquake in his own country test firing an H-Bomb. Yeah. We. Are. Next. Level. Submit your inductee list in the comments below.
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I know a guy.
Well I know 5 guys and they’re bad. All bad. And we list out the top 5 bad guys in movies for you tonight. It’s an official list so don’t miss out. Feel free to challenge or add your list in the comments below. You know who tops the list.
You get all this plus a new segment where we run down the positive news stories of the day. You don’t want to miss that.
UF/UF 118 Yes He Can!
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