One of my favorite sporting events is the professional feces toss in the gorilla cage at the zoo. The absolute euphoria on the faces of those gorillas as their excrement slams against the glass after they’ve hurled it at an unsuspecting zoo patron is, as they say, priceless.
Sometime imitation is not the purest form of flattery. And quite frankly it diminishes the original in a lot of ways. Well thanks to the Democrats and Republicans my fav sport has been ruined. RUINED!
Click the link to hear Tony and I break down the shit tossing that was the impeachment hearings and Democratic Presidential debate this week.
You won’t be disappointed.
Well… you probably will be, but I get paid by the word so… here we are.
UF/UF271: The Great Divide
Get you a girl that looks at you the way No Nuts Nunes watches his witness kill his case.
Democratic leadership has made it perfectly clear; they have no leadership. So the smart play, in their minds, is to find a new candidate. You know cause it ain’t like they don’t have 40 to pick from already.
That should work out for them.
Click the link to find out why it won’t and more importantly find out the top 5 candies you should be stealing from your kids trick-or-treat bag this year.
UF/UF 268: Fickle Bitches
20 MF’rs to choose from and not a solid candidate in the bunch!
So yeah it’s getting hard to tell the difference between intoxicated wild life who dodge cars for survival and the presidential hopefuls in the Democratic party who want us all to stop eating meat, control the world’s population issues, and stop using standard pronouns to describe humans.
How do I vote for the drunk racoons again?
Yeah, none of what you just read is a joke. It’s all real and it’s all sad.
By the way, you can write in your pick for president…
UF/UF 261: Democrats and Drunk Racoons – A Users Guide
Live look at Bernie Sanders stumping at a campaign stop in Detroit.
The Dems are faltering. There is no doubt about that. It’s not unusual in either party when the field is this large. But are they coming in for a crash landing? Will Bernie Sanders be the end of them? Will the constant in-fighting make them look more foolish then they already do? Will they destroy the party as they begin to charge each other with that age old Liberal weapon; labeling someone who disagrees with you a racist?
All that tonight and more, as and age old segment is resurrected. That’s right sports fans, Who Said That is back!!
Editor’s Note: At the time of recording episode 245 in the studio, we were unaware of the transition to the living force of Peter Mayhew, the actor who brought the most beloved walking carpet in the history of movies to life in the form of Chewbacca.
We would be remiss in not mentioning this event even though we don’t speak of it in the following podcast. It is after all May the 4th. If you need the importance of this day explained to you, Chewbacca’s passing means nothing to you anyway.
For all others: See you again Chewie, no one is ever really gone.
It’s State of the Union time again boys and girls. The annual government clown car of ridiculousness on parade for all the world to see. I’ve been watching since the Ford administration and I can tell you, the names have changed but the game, and the clowns, remain the same.
Also tonight! A new segment: Are you serious? debuts. And the Shot Gunning the News segment is straight fire. You cannot miss it.
You thought you heard too much about the Russians? ha! Brace yourselves my friends. You ain’t heard nothing yet. Coverage of the Wall will make coverage of the Russians seem like a 30 second sound bite.
The wailing and gnashing of teeth over the Wall will go on for as long as the shut down for obvious reasons. The question then; is the end in sight? The answer; not even close.
Yeah you read that right. Shero, as in women heroes. Folks we need em, the sheros. A crisis has emerged. A civil war has broken out and it’s not Trumpians vs Liberals. It’s not Avengers vs Justice League. It’s the… It’s… I can’t believe I’m typing this.
It’s the Lesbians (#sheros) vs the Transgenders (no hashtag, indicating their lameness) over the right to womanhood. As in who are real women and who aren’t. The first shot was fired by the #sheros at the pride parade in London, England. They wanted the Trans folks out of the parade and more importantly out of the movement for equality. This isn’t getting much play as you might imagine.
All joking aside this may have serious implications in the issue over the rights of Transgenders in this country. Stay tuned. More on this in the future. Until then revel in the glory that is the greatest hashtag since #feelthebern
As for me and my house we are team #shero.
We talked about other stuff too. So click and listen.