UF/UF 295: Checks and Balances

So Trump wants to delay the election. Or so he tweeted out Thursday. Can he do that? Does he get to remain in office past 20 Jan with no election?

Both great questions and spoiler, both are a resounding No.

We’ll break it all down along with a top five list of our issues should Tony and I get in the race Trust me, these bitches don’t want us running.

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UF/UF 295: Checks and Balances

 

YOU GO MARCO!

UF/UF 285: It’s the economy stupid!

If the cure kills you in a different way, aren’t you still dead?  That, in effect, is what the President is supposing as he hints at lifting some Corona Virus restrictions to get the country and the economy moving again.

We break that premise down tonight as well as play Where is Uncle Joe? Biden that is.  He’s the presumptive nominee for the Democratic party and he can’t seem to get on TV at the moment.  With his disjointed thoughts and slurring style of speech lately maybe that’s a good thing.

Anyway, Hupp and I are germ free as far as we know, so click the link.  It wont hurt ya… for very long.

UF/UF 285: It’s the economy stupid!

 

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This outta be good.

UF/UF 284: While Rome Burns…

So it’s Corona all day every day.  Did anyone even see Biden kick the living shit out of Bernie on Tuesday night?  In ordinary times we’d still be talking about it this weekend. But these aren’t ordinary times are they?

Well if you want Corona all day every day you have come to the right place.  Hupp and I got our social distancing act together, stock piled some shit tickets (that’s southern for toilet paper) and pumped out a podcast.

But you gotta click.

UF/UF 284: While Rome Burns…

 

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We. Are. Doomed!

UF/UF 283: Don’t Squeeze the Charmin

It’s fair to argue that this is the craziest thing we’ve seen in our lifetime.  America is closing, shutting down, standing still. Covid -19, a strain of the Corona virus, has brought everything to a screeching halt.

Even after Sept 11th we were encouraged to go to ball games, go out to eat, just go out.  Staying in and being afraid meant the terrorist won. Well on that scale Corona is winning.

First the NBA, then the Final Four, then the NHL, now schools, universities, entertainment events, and so forth. Wasn’t personal until this morning. On Friday, 13 March, year of our Lord 2020, the Master’s was postponed. This will be the first time the mecca of all golf tournaments will not be played since World War II.

And I ain’t happy about it.

Click the link to find out why. And we talk about some other things. But not much.  And by the way, stop buying up all the fucking toilet paper!

UF/UF 283: Don’t Squeeze the Charmin

 

 

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What in the blue hell people?!?!

 

 

UF/UF 282: My Corona…

If you’re old enough to get that musical reference in the podcast title, then ironically you’re old enough to die from it.

Sad twist of fate that.

Anywho, we talked all things virus and all things political intrigue. It looks like Bernie and his Bros will need to come to grips with another other sad twist of fate; being the front runner doesn’t mean they want you as their nominee.

Also tonight, mock headlines that make more sense that what you’re currently seeing on real news outlets.

But you gotta click.

UF/UF 282: My Corona…

 

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In other words, WASH YOUR GODDAMN HANDS!!!!