So yeah it’s getting hard to tell the difference between intoxicated wild life who dodge cars for survival and the presidential hopefuls in the Democratic party who want us all to stop eating meat, control the world’s population issues, and stop using standard pronouns to describe humans.
How do I vote for the drunk racoons again?
Yeah, none of what you just read is a joke. It’s all real and it’s all sad.
By the way, you can write in your pick for president…
UF/UF 261: Democrats and Drunk Racoons – A Users Guide
Live look at Bernie Sanders stumping at a campaign stop in Detroit.
In what can only be described as the dumbest thing in the history of dumb things, CNN posts “Fun Facts” about the Dem candidates before the debate. How any of these people are still employed is beyond me.
Also Tony takes to his Bully Pulpit to opine about Dem Presidential Candidate Marian Williamson. OK let’s be honest, it was a long distance social media booty call. It was everything you might think it would be and more.
Click the link if you dare.
UF/UF 257: The Great Whore speaks!
Anyone think they can say that tag line with a straight face? Nope, didn’t think so.
How low can you go? Well former Stormy Daniels lawyer Michael Avenatti is about to find out. The lawyer, who once took on the President, went after Nike to the tune of 20 million American dollars, found himself in jail for extortion. Then he lost his most famous client.
Can you even call yourself a lawyer if a woman who screws people for money won’t take your call?
We report, you decide!
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UF/UF 241: A porn star and a lawyer walk into a bar…
Who knew having sex with countless men in movies was more honorable than being a lawyer? Well… everyone.
Yeah well anyway Jim Acosta of CNN made an ass out of himself… again. This time the President took him on face to face until an aide from the press office tried to get Jim to give up the mic. He wouldn’t, she tried again, they sort of scuffled, he sort of got banned from the White House.
Omarosa Onee Manigault Newman has tapes. She has jokes too. And she has crazy in spades. But she has tapes, that she made while in the White House, while she was in the White House Situation Room. The contents of the tapes amount to absolutely nothing. The question the media is asking: Why is everyone secretly taping each other in this White House?
Well we have a better question. How was Omarosa Onee Manigault Newman able to do such a thing and what is the penalty or punishment for doing such a thing? Me thinks our questions will get zero attention and no answers.
Click anyway. We’ll offer up our take, which if you’re new here, is usually the correct one.
We ain’t talking Rudy Rudiger that kid from the football movie about Notre Dame. We’re talking about our man, the Mayor of America, hero of 911, Rudy Giuliani. Old Rudy went on Hannity and basically said the President’s repayment of his lawyers hush money to the porn star Stormy Daniels is perfectly legal. It’s all fine, good, nothing to see here. Move along. After Sean Hannity recovered from his brain bleed, he asked Rudy for an explanation, bad move dude.
Plus, Neil Cavuto, also of Fox News, calls out the President for being part of the swamp. Is it opposite day at Fox?
We don’t usually do themed broadcasts, but sometimes a good one just falls in your lap. Tonight’s theme? Well of course it would be fake news in some fashion or another. We’ll touch on various forms of fake news, lazy news, news for profit, and good old fashioned manufactured news across an entire enterprise.
Oh and in case you were unaware, it’s also Masters week.
Tune in you don’t want to miss this, and that’s for real.