UF/UF 289: Crazy Joe vs Demented Don. God help us all.

It’s official, former Vice President Joe Biden has won the Democratic nomination for President. The former VP will face the current President in November for the big chair.

How did we get here? How did we get to the place where neither party has a quality option? How did we get to the place where we have to choose someone clearly suffering some form of mental degradation, (Crazy Joe), and a person so willfully ignorant that you have to believe he’s had an episode of some type, (Demented Don)?

Truly only God knows. Either way, we talk about it today on UF/UF 289.

 

Click, sit back, enjoy.

UF/UF 289: Crazy Joe vs Demented Don. God help us all.

 

 

Trump vs Biden: Tale of the Tape

UF/UF 288: Riots, riots, everywhere riots.

Lot going on this week.  Mostly riots. Lots of cow cookies being offered up by various politicians and party mouthpieces on various airwaves from both sides.  And when I say cow cookies I mean total bullshit.

The question of the day: will cynicism rein supreme as the Pope of the Podcast think?. Or can the dumb from the neck up American populace find a way to treat everyone the same as the Bully Opinionist believes? That debate starts now.

But you gotta click.

 

UF/UF 288: Riots, riots, everywhere riots.

 

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The good old days, when riots were done the right way.

 

UF/UF 286: We’re Back!

It’s been a while. Things in Tennessee, and our city in particular, are loosening up quite a bit. With only 27 active cases in Knox County we decided it was time to get back at it.

And whoa nelly what a time to be back on the air.

Anyway glad to be back. Hope you enjoy episode 286 of UF/UF The Podcast.

UF/UF 286: We’re Back!

 

 

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Pre-pandemic and the last time we touched elbows!

 

UF/UF 285: It’s the economy stupid!

If the cure kills you in a different way, aren’t you still dead?  That, in effect, is what the President is supposing as he hints at lifting some Corona Virus restrictions to get the country and the economy moving again.

We break that premise down tonight as well as play Where is Uncle Joe? Biden that is.  He’s the presumptive nominee for the Democratic party and he can’t seem to get on TV at the moment.  With his disjointed thoughts and slurring style of speech lately maybe that’s a good thing.

Anyway, Hupp and I are germ free as far as we know, so click the link.  It wont hurt ya… for very long.

UF/UF 285: It’s the economy stupid!

 

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This outta be good.

UF/UF 283: Don’t Squeeze the Charmin

It’s fair to argue that this is the craziest thing we’ve seen in our lifetime.  America is closing, shutting down, standing still. Covid -19, a strain of the Corona virus, has brought everything to a screeching halt.

Even after Sept 11th we were encouraged to go to ball games, go out to eat, just go out.  Staying in and being afraid meant the terrorist won. Well on that scale Corona is winning.

First the NBA, then the Final Four, then the NHL, now schools, universities, entertainment events, and so forth. Wasn’t personal until this morning. On Friday, 13 March, year of our Lord 2020, the Master’s was postponed. This will be the first time the mecca of all golf tournaments will not be played since World War II.

And I ain’t happy about it.

Click the link to find out why. And we talk about some other things. But not much.  And by the way, stop buying up all the fucking toilet paper!

UF/UF 283: Don’t Squeeze the Charmin

 

 

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What in the blue hell people?!?!

 

 

UF/UF 279: State of…Decay

I’m not even sure what cliché to use anymore.  They’ve all been used, beat to death even. It’s just… it’s just… The Democrats.

If they’re not careful that will becomer a permanent refrain. Russia, Impeachment, Iowa… The Democrats.

They should be scared shitless, but I imagine they have no idea what history is about to write about them.

UF/UF 279: State of…Decay

 

 

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This feels like it will ends badly.

 

UF/UF 273: A Tale of Two Joes.

One Joe out, one Joe out in front. One Joe came to his senses, one Joe losing his.

Don’t miss this dichotic episode of UF/UF the Podcast.  We lament why Joe Biden didn’t heed our warning and we strain hard to remember who Joe Sestak is and why he’s in the news.  (Spoiler! He ran for president.) ((Double Spoiler!! No he didn’t.))

Click for god’s sake. Your life may depend on it. (No it won’t)

UF/UF 273: A Tale of Two Joes.

 

The curtain may be ready to drop on Joe B.

UF/UF271: The Great Divide

One of my favorite sporting events is the professional feces toss in the gorilla cage at the zoo. The absolute euphoria on the faces of those gorillas as their excrement slams against the glass after they’ve hurled it at an unsuspecting zoo patron is, as they say, priceless.

Sometime imitation is not the purest form of flattery. And quite frankly it diminishes the original in a lot of ways. Well thanks to the Democrats and Republicans my fav sport has been ruined. RUINED!

Click the link to hear Tony and I break down the shit tossing that was the impeachment hearings and Democratic Presidential debate this week.

You won’t be disappointed.

Well… you probably will be, but I get paid by the word so… here we are.

UF/UF271: The Great Divide

 

 

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Get you a girl that looks at you the way No Nuts Nunes watches his witness kill his case.

 

UF/UF 269: Words Mean Things

If you’ve ever consciously uncoupled or have been self-partnered, well my friend you just might be an idiot. If you’ve referred to yourself or others with a pronoun besides  he/she or her/him, well you are an idiot.

We are in an epidemic people; an epidemic of asshattery on a literary scale.  Would you like to know more? Click the link and we’ll break it all down for you. But you ain’t gonna like it. The Hollywood ranks renaming shit I mean.

You’ll love the podcast, as always.

Click it.

UF/UF 269: Words Mean Things

 

 

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This hottie is self-partnering.  Yes, I’d pay money to see that.

UF/UF 268: Fickle Bitches

Democratic leadership has made it perfectly clear; they have no leadership. So the smart play, in their minds, is to find a new candidate. You know cause it ain’t like they don’t have 40 to pick from already.

That should work out for them.

Click the link to find out why it won’t and more importantly find out the top 5 candies you should be stealing from your kids trick-or-treat bag this year.

UF/UF 268: Fickle Bitches

 

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20 MF’rs to choose from and not a solid candidate in the  bunch!