If the cure kills you in a different way, aren’t you still dead? That, in effect, is what the President is supposing as he hints at lifting some Corona Virus restrictions to get the country and the economy moving again.
We break that premise down tonight as well as play Where is Uncle Joe? Biden that is. He’s the presumptive nominee for the Democratic party and he can’t seem to get on TV at the moment. With his disjointed thoughts and slurring style of speech lately maybe that’s a good thing.
Anyway, Hupp and I are germ free as far as we know, so click the link. It wont hurt ya… for very long.
It’s fair to argue that this is the craziest thing we’ve seen in our lifetime. America is closing, shutting down, standing still. Covid -19, a strain of the Corona virus, has brought everything to a screeching halt.
Even after Sept 11th we were encouraged to go to ball games, go out to eat, just go out. Staying in and being afraid meant the terrorist won. Well on that scale Corona is winning.
First the NBA, then the Final Four, then the NHL, now schools, universities, entertainment events, and so forth. Wasn’t personal until this morning. On Friday, 13 March, year of our Lord 2020, the Master’s was postponed. This will be the first time the mecca of all golf tournaments will not be played since World War II.
And I ain’t happy about it.
Click the link to find out why. And we talk about some other things. But not much. And by the way, stop buying up all the fucking toilet paper!
One Joe out, one Joe out in front. One Joe came to his senses, one Joe losing his.
Don’t miss this dichotic episode of UF/UF the Podcast. We lament why Joe Biden didn’t heed our warning and we strain hard to remember who Joe Sestak is and why he’s in the news. (Spoiler! He ran for president.) ((Double Spoiler!! No he didn’t.))
Click for god’s sake. Your life may depend on it. (No it won’t)
One of my favorite sporting events is the professional feces toss in the gorilla cage at the zoo. The absolute euphoria on the faces of those gorillas as their excrement slams against the glass after they’ve hurled it at an unsuspecting zoo patron is, as they say, priceless.
Sometime imitation is not the purest form of flattery. And quite frankly it diminishes the original in a lot of ways. Well thanks to the Democrats and Republicans my fav sport has been ruined. RUINED!
Click the link to hear Tony and I break down the shit tossing that was the impeachment hearings and Democratic Presidential debate this week.
You won’t be disappointed.
Well… you probably will be, but I get paid by the word so… here we are.
UF/UF271: The Great Divide
Get you a girl that looks at you the way No Nuts Nunes watches his witness kill his case.
If you’ve ever consciously uncoupled or have been self-partnered, well my friend you just might be an idiot. If you’ve referred to yourself or others with a pronoun besides he/she or her/him, well you are an idiot.
We are in an epidemic people; an epidemic of asshattery on a literary scale. Would you like to know more? Click the link and we’ll break it all down for you. But you ain’t gonna like it. The Hollywood ranks renaming shit I mean.
You’ll love the podcast, as always.
UF/UF 269: Words Mean Things
This hottie is self-partnering. Yes, I’d pay money to see that.