UF/UF 319: Oh No Cuomos!?!

It couldn’t get worse for the NY Governor could it?

Hell yeah it can. And he’s more than willing to make it worse for himself. Oh Andrew, why do you have to be the way you are? Turns out his brother, CNN anchor Chris Cuomo, is in on it; taking special benefits for himself and his family.

Also tonight! Friend of the podcast Joe Biden, AKA The President, does his first press conference. Cringe worthy at times, decent at others. Tony and I break it all down for you.

So click it baby!

The link that is…

UF/UF 319: Oh No Cuomo!?!

Two Cuomos, one crime family.

UF/UF 316: We Are Not Alone!

Cleveland Browns QB Baker Mayfield answers the question of whether or not we are alone in the universe. Reporting on his Instagram feed that he and his wife, and a shit ton of other Texans, saw a UFO near their home in Texas. While not a Browns fan like Hupp, I am a Mayfield fan. I believe him and I await our alien overlords.

There is a different kind of alien invasion is on the horizon and no one wants to talk about it. Thousands of unaccompanied kids are reportedly moving towards the US southern border to find a new home in the land of the free. The last time Biden was in the government as VP the administration dropped off thousands of unaccompanied kids to various health departments in various states in the middle of the night.

How will now President Biden handle this seemingly similar issue?

You gotta click, if for no other reason than to hear Hupp threaten Aliens for trying to abduct his QB.

UF/UF 316: We Are Not Alone!

 

Give me back my quarterback!

UF/UF 312: Conspiracies to the left of me, Conspiracies to the right of me…

Man who the blue hell knows what to believe anymore. We know Joe Biden will be sworn in on Jan 20th, which is in 3 days. Or do we?

The last few posts on Parlor I read, before that site was removed by its owners, seem to claim very confidently that it will be Trump getting sworn in again. Do they know something we don’t? Hard to say really.

The last post on I read on Twitter claims the My Pillow guy met with Trump this past Friday, advising the President to declare martial law. It seems “big tech” has been suppressing the fact that the Chinese, not the Italians, or the Venezuelans as he originally claimed, altered the election and Trump won by millions. According to Mike Lindell, the My Pillow guy, he knows all of this because it’s all over the internet. Uh… Mike, you mean the internet “Big Tech” is supposedly suppressing?

So will Trump declare martial law or not? Was it the Chinese or the Italians, or the Venezuelans or the god damn Martians? Will the vaccine make you a zombie? Is Bill Gates putting Nano-technology tracking devices into your blood through the vaccine? Who knows. Your guess is as good as ours.

We’ll discuss.

UF/UF 312: Conspiracies to the left of me, Conspiracies to the right of me…

 

The one on the right will make you want to wear a mask! Don’t do it!!!!

UF/UF 310: If you can dodge a law, you can dodge an election!

I will say one thing, these 12 GOP senators are all in. No behind the scenes stuff. They are out in front demanding that they get to pick the president and overturn the will of about 80 million Americans.

In the words of Dodgeball legend Pepper Brooks, It’s a Bold strategy Cotton, I wonder if it will pay off.

Spoiler! It will not pay off for Ted Cruz and his band of seditionists. This is one wrench they can’t dodge.

UF/UF 310: If you can dodge a law, you can dodge an election!

 

Jesus Ted, you’re babbling.

UF/UF 305: Can’t Say Goodbye

Well it appears Snoop Dogg called it. Trump just can’t say goodbye.

been a crazy week and I believe it’s about to get crazier as the Pres continues to call fraud on the elections in states he lost and accept the results in the states he won.

Nothing like leader of the free world undermining the very democracy that he clearly wants to stay in power over.

We’ll break it down for you. Also Murder Bees!

UF/UF 305: Can’t Say Goodbye

 

Nope not going, you can’t make me. Holding my breath until you let me be president again!

 

UF/UF 304: It’s Time

No more BS now. Tuesday is time to count it up and see who won. Well at least see who gets more votes. I don’t think anyone wins in the current scenario.

The next 4 years look to be more chaotic than the last 8 months not matter who is sworn in on Jan 20 of 2021.

Don’t forget there are some interesting down ticket races going on. Lindsey is all kinds of trouble in South Carolina. Republicans from Kansas, Nebraska, and Arizona are struggling as well. Could be really interesting if Trump wins but loses the Senate.

You never know and that’s why your vote counts. I’ll be there on Tuesday casting mine.

Good luck and stay safe.

Oh and click the link.

 

It’s Time

 

This is your time.

UF/UF 302: Option C Please

Editor’s Note: At the time of the taping of this podcast the President had not been taken to the hospital. We at UF/UF The Podcast wish President Trump and more so First Lady Melania a speedy recovery.

Wow that was something alight. Something terrible and embarrassing.

It brought to mind the declaration from King Longshanks in Braveheart when he pondered who to send to negotiate with William Wallace. When the thought of his son came to mind he said this: The mere sight of him would only encourage an enemy to take over the whole country. 

My friends that sums up the 1st presidential debate in a nutshell. A petulant man-baby who is President and a doddering old man who wants to be President.

How have we not been invaded yet?

Click the link.

UF/UF 302: Option C Please

 

Holy Guacamole we’re doomed!

 

UF/UF 301: First Annual EFFIES Awards!

Yeah so we sold out big time. Everyone has a freaking award show. So why not us? I’m gonna bet no one has an award show quite like our award show.

Click the link, sit back and enjoy the first annual UF/UF EFFIES!

UF/UF 301: First Annual EFFIES Awards!

 

What? You were expecting a pic of an Oscar?

UF/UF 300: THIS WAS SPARTA!

After that title do we really need to say anything else. Episode 300! Who would of thought.

Strangely slow political news week for some reason. The fervor over Trumps’ lies about the pandemic has died down already. Both Trump and Biden did town halls this week to no great excitement. Also Hupp takes us all on a walk down memory lane on this week’s Bully Pulpit. Don’t miss it.

UF/UF 300: THIS WAS SPARTA!

 

Prepare for Episode 300!

 

UF/UF 299: Where have you gone Kim Kardashian?

Noooo! Say it isn’t so Kim. Sadly 2020 claims another victim. Keeping Up With The Kardashians (KUWTK) is no more. Paris Hilton, who owns that tidy little franchise, has pulled the plug.

By the way did you know Paris Hilton is 40? 40! When the hell did that happen?

All that deep discussion and more tonight on UF/UF The Podcast, Epidsode 299.

UF/UF 299: Where have you gone Kim Kardashian?

 

BYE BYE Beautiful People