UF/UF 285: It’s the economy stupid!

If the cure kills you in a different way, aren’t you still dead?  That, in effect, is what the President is supposing as he hints at lifting some Corona Virus restrictions to get the country and the economy moving again.

We break that premise down tonight as well as play Where is Uncle Joe? Biden that is.  He’s the presumptive nominee for the Democratic party and he can’t seem to get on TV at the moment.  With his disjointed thoughts and slurring style of speech lately maybe that’s a good thing.

Anyway, Hupp and I are germ free as far as we know, so click the link.  It wont hurt ya… for very long.

UF/UF 285: It’s the economy stupid!

 

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This outta be good.

UF/UF 283: Don’t Squeeze the Charmin

It’s fair to argue that this is the craziest thing we’ve seen in our lifetime.  America is closing, shutting down, standing still. Covid -19, a strain of the Corona virus, has brought everything to a screeching halt.

Even after Sept 11th we were encouraged to go to ball games, go out to eat, just go out.  Staying in and being afraid meant the terrorist won. Well on that scale Corona is winning.

First the NBA, then the Final Four, then the NHL, now schools, universities, entertainment events, and so forth. Wasn’t personal until this morning. On Friday, 13 March, year of our Lord 2020, the Master’s was postponed. This will be the first time the mecca of all golf tournaments will not be played since World War II.

And I ain’t happy about it.

Click the link to find out why. And we talk about some other things. But not much.  And by the way, stop buying up all the fucking toilet paper!

UF/UF 283: Don’t Squeeze the Charmin

 

 

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What in the blue hell people?!?!

 

 

UF/UF 282: My Corona…

If you’re old enough to get that musical reference in the podcast title, then ironically you’re old enough to die from it.

Sad twist of fate that.

Anywho, we talked all things virus and all things political intrigue. It looks like Bernie and his Bros will need to come to grips with another other sad twist of fate; being the front runner doesn’t mean they want you as their nominee.

Also tonight, mock headlines that make more sense that what you’re currently seeing on real news outlets.

But you gotta click.

UF/UF 282: My Corona…

 

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In other words, WASH YOUR GODDAMN HANDS!!!!

 

UF/UF 281: From Russia with Love

As the election season ramps up and the Dems realize they’re sucking wind, both parties get notified the Russians are “meddling” in both sides of the election.

Yeah that’s right, Bernie Sanders has been notified the Russians are helping his campaign as well as Trump’s run. Not sure why Trump needs help at this moment, but hey it’s their rubles, they can spend them how they want.

Saddle up gang. The Russians are coming.  Again.

UF/UF 281: From Russia with Love

 

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Comrades in Arms

UF/UF 279: State of…Decay

I’m not even sure what cliché to use anymore.  They’ve all been used, beat to death even. It’s just… it’s just… The Democrats.

If they’re not careful that will becomer a permanent refrain. Russia, Impeachment, Iowa… The Democrats.

They should be scared shitless, but I imagine they have no idea what history is about to write about them.

UF/UF 279: State of…Decay

 

 

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This feels like it will ends badly.

 

UF/UF 278: Great Danes!

Yeah you read that right. Denmark gets right in China’s grill with a comic about the Corona Virus. China is offended and demands an apology from Denmark. The Danes say “Toughen up and make me some chicken and broccoli!”

It’s been that kind of week folks.

Tune in for a breakdown of the good, the bad, the happy, the sad.

UF/UF 278: Great Danes!

 

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Ouch.  Too soon Denmark, too soon.

 

 

UF/UF 256: Feelin the Bern?

The Dems are faltering. There is no doubt about that. It’s not unusual in either party when the field is this large. But are they coming in for a crash landing? Will Bernie Sanders be the end of them? Will the constant in-fighting make them look more foolish then they already do? Will they destroy the party as they begin to charge each other with that age old Liberal weapon; labeling someone who disagrees with you a racist?

All that tonight and more, as and age old segment is resurrected.  That’s right sports fans, Who Said That is back!!

Don’t miss it. Click the link.

UF/UF 256: Feelin the Bern?

 

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Yeah what else is there to say?

UF/UF 247:The crazy; it burns.

From an abortion law that punishes the raped more so than the rapist, to a tax payer funded snipe hunt to find out what everyone always knew; Trump is a liar when it comes to money, to the blinding irony of the conservative movement when it comes to revealing personal info; college transcripts anyone, the crazy is at an all time high in our nations capital. And that’s saying something.

So the two big questions we answer tonight:

  1. Can we find a way to get people to stop killing babies without jailing the victim of rape for longer than the rapist?
  2. Is lying about your income, (the IRS not withstanding) a crime?

Sadly the answer to those questions is the same. Click the link to find out.

UF/UF 247:The crazy; it burns.

 

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We used to call this 1040 EZ, back when we were making $3.25 an hour.

 

UF/UF 244: Say it ain’t so Joe!

Well, he’s in now. Great friend of the show and former VP Joe Biden made it official. And we still really can’t figure out why. No point in worrying about that now. He has officially entered the fray. The Bernie Sanders campaign did not reply when asked for comment.

Also don’t miss another installment of our new segment K my A. It’s a doozy.

UF/UF 244: Say it ain’t so Joe!

 

 

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Hello Cleveland!

UF/UF 242: Bern baby Bern!

Bernie Sanders is making a move, but Handsy Joe is coming up on the outside. Will Bern release his taxes? Will Joe keep his mitts to himself?  Will Faux-cahontas scalp them both?

Serious questions that require serious analysis.

Oh yeah, Brunei is still stoning homosexuals to death. We mean literally identifying anyone who is not heterosexual and hitting them with rocks until they are dead. But the US is the homophobic nation.

Click the link and learn what your neighbors wish they knew!

UF/UF 242: Bern baby Bern!

 

 

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He berned them  🙂  Get it?!!