One of my favorite sporting events is the professional feces toss in the gorilla cage at the zoo. The absolute euphoria on the faces of those gorillas as their excrement slams against the glass after they’ve hurled it at an unsuspecting zoo patron is, as they say, priceless.
Sometime imitation is not the purest form of flattery. And quite frankly it diminishes the original in a lot of ways. Well thanks to the Democrats and Republicans my fav sport has been ruined. RUINED!
Click the link to hear Tony and I break down the shit tossing that was the impeachment hearings and Democratic Presidential debate this week.
You won’t be disappointed.
Well… you probably will be, but I get paid by the word so… here we are.
UF/UF271: The Great Divide
Get you a girl that looks at you the way No Nuts Nunes watches his witness kill his case.
In Rural Uganda, it’s a real life “Planet of the Apes.” Chimpanzees habitat is being infringed upon, and they ain’t having it. Terrifying, but we’ll give you the details.
Meanwhile, if the impeachment hearings were a football game, the dems are “rumbling, stumbling, bumbling.” So far they’ve called three witnesses that aint witnessed anything. And they keep looking for a reason.
And in other news, it’s not nice to yank off some ones helmet and swing it at them, but, one of us hates the Steelers anyway…so….
All that and more stuff you need to hear.
Impeachment? It’s like three monkeys with a football, if you get my drift.
If you’ve ever consciously uncoupled or have been self-partnered, well my friend you just might be an idiot. If you’ve referred to yourself or others with a pronoun besides he/she or her/him, well you are an idiot.
We are in an epidemic people; an epidemic of asshattery on a literary scale. Would you like to know more? Click the link and we’ll break it all down for you. But you ain’t gonna like it. The Hollywood ranks renaming shit I mean.
You’ll love the podcast, as always.
UF/UF 269: Words Mean Things
This hottie is self-partnering. Yes, I’d pay money to see that.
Democratic leadership has made it perfectly clear; they have no leadership. So the smart play, in their minds, is to find a new candidate. You know cause it ain’t like they don’t have 40 to pick from already.
That should work out for them.
Click the link to find out why it won’t and more importantly find out the top 5 candies you should be stealing from your kids trick-or-treat bag this year.
UF/UF 268: Fickle Bitches
20 MF’rs to choose from and not a solid candidate in the bunch!
The US Constitution is a pesky little document. Pesky that is, if you give a crap about what it says.
FOX News of all people started the charge of calling out the President for his scheduling the G7 Summit at his Doral golf course resort in Florida in direct violation of the Emoluments Clause of the Constitution. That’s the part the keeps elected officials from profiting from heir office and accepting gifts from foreign governments.
See the problem?
The President has backed off very quickly which is highly unusual and should say how serious this situation got. That sound you hear is the Dems Impeachment train picking up speed.
Click the link, and we’ll break it all down including how to say the word Emoluments.
UF/UF 267: Emolument Green
Yep this part right here is the problem. There that should fix it!
Can any one demonstrate their discoonnnectedness from us regular folks then by not knowing the price of things? Please stop you silly conservatives. That’s what women pay to get their haircut, especially in the DC area.
Meanwhile the impeachment train picks up speed with FOX News of all places reporting 51% of Americans want to see Trump impeached. Sadly the train’s conductor might very well be it’s victim, as Trump continues to gift wrap evidence for the Democrats, and now some Republicans. Please stop being dumb Mr. President.
Oh Canada, just another liberal hypocrite caught wearing black fa….no, brown fa…..no, just make up. Nothing to see, here, folks. Trudeau’s not even sure how many of these types of pictures are out there. Justin, maybe just think about it a little before you call leaders of other countries racists.
Former VP and friend of UF/UF The Podcast Joe Biden is hitting his debate stride. In the latest iteration of the Democratic Presidential Candidate clown car, Uncle Joe did the most Uncle Joey-est thing.
So frothy did VP Biden become in trying to get off a zippy retort, his choopers came loose. Yep you read that right. His false teeth almost came out of his mouth. If not for a quick acting tongue maneuver, those pearly whites would have hit the debate floor.