UF/UF 189: Shutdown, what shutdown?

Shutdown smutdown, that was the shortest closure in history. And the most costly politically, but for whom? Spoiler, it’s the DEMs!  Plus a new segment tonight, in which we rant about various things. So really just like most of our segments.

Also tonight Tony unleashes an impersonation that will blow your mind.

Take a click and then take a listen.

UF/UF 189: Shutdown, what shutdown?

http://unfilunfet.libsyn.com/ufuf-189-shutdown-what-shutdown

 

 

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Bernie or Tony – We report, you decide!

 

 

 

 

 

UF/UF 187: Mudslides, Finger Guns, and Shit-holes

Well, we all picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue. The earth turned to mush and buried parts of California, a woman is stopped at the airport for using a finger gun, and President Trump declares most third world countries shit holes.

Yeah it was that kind of week.

Click the link and we’ll break it all down for ya!

http://unfilunfet.libsyn.com/ufuf-187-mudslides-finger-guns-and-shit-holes

UF/UF 187: Mudslides, Finger Guns, and Shit-holes

 

 

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Another shit-hole heard from.

UF/UF 186: The State of Things

Lots of speculating on the state of things going on right now: state of the country, state of the economy, state of the military. Probably the most interesting conversation going on right now is the state of the President’s mind, specifically his mental fitness for the job.

Have no fear. We are on the case. Click the link and while we can’t really analyze the Pres, we will analyze the people analyzing the Pres.

UF/UF 186: The State of Things

http://unfilunfet.libsyn.com/ufuf-186-the-state-of-things

 

 

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Oh My God!

 

UF/UF 185: Year End Review-tacular

Well we survived another one, as hard as it is to believe. Lots of stuff packed into 12 short months. We’ll recap some of it, make a few predictions, say goodbye to some other things.

Hard to imagine what 2018 will bring. Sadly I’m pretty sure it’ll be more of this dude…

North Korea's leader Kim Jong-Un waves a

North Korea’s leader Kim Jong-Un.

Click the link folks and lets get 2018 under way.

UF/UF 185: Year End Review-tacular.

http://unfilunfet.libsyn.com/ufuf-185-year-end-review-tacular

 

Twas the night before a nuclear Christmas

 

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro’ the house
All the creatures were stirring, as nervous as a mouse,
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes new legislation soon would be there;
The cabinet were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of stock market records danced in their heads

And Melania in her ‘kerchief, and I in my MAGA cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters, and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow,
Gave the luster of Trumpian objects below;
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a thread-thin conspiracy that wasn’t quite clear,
With a little old driver, very pale and straight as a ruler,
I knew in a moment it must be James Mueller,
More longer than necessary his investigation became,
And he whistled, and shouted, and started calling names,
“Now! Trump, now! Pence, now! Manafort and Kushner,
“On! Putin, on! Comey, on! Flynn and Junior;
“To the top of the porch! To the top of Trumps wall!
“I’ll take my time and investigate you all!
As white lies before the Clintons fly,
When I meet an obstacle the Dems will stomp and cry,
So up to the house-top the story-lines flew,
With the sleigh full of lies‍—‌and deceiving media, too:
And then in a twinkling, I heard from over there

A missile being fired and tested in the air,
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney Kim Jong-Un came with a bound:
He was dress’d all in grey, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes looked tarnish’d with ashes and soot;
A bundle of missiles was flung on his back,
And he look’d like a psycho just opening his pack:
His eyes‍—‌they were black! No dimples: too fat,
His cheeks were filled out, his forehead so flat;
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
and they released some pictures of him walking in the snow;
The stump of a missile he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke encircled his country like a wreath.
He had a broad face, fairly obese not to trim
he executed members of his family on a whim:
He was chubby and plump, a right spiteful elf,
And I laugh’d when I saw him in spite of myself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
His desire to fire missiles filled the Japanese with dread.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And kept testing his missiles; the world knew he was a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose
And giving a nod, a mad man arose
He sprung to his launch codes, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew, like the down of a thistle:
But the allies exclaimed, ere they drove him out of sight‍—‌

We’ve shot them all down, Merry Christmas, good night.

UF/UF 184: The UF/UF Christmas Yule-tide-tacular

Ready for some holiday cheer, good will toward men and all that jazz? Yeah neither are we. But we have some quality Christmas type like games mixed in with the garbage that is currently passing for politics and news in America.

Click the link and you’ll go from Holy to Jolly faster than a reindeer fart.

UF/UF 184: The UF/UF Christmas Yule-tide-tacular

http://unfilunfet.libsyn.com/ufuf-184-the-ufuf-christmas-yule-tide-tacular