Joe Biden is back on the trail. He just doesn’t know where he is. Although that doesn’t keep him from taking wild ass guesses while he’s addressing the crowd. At least the other night his guess as to his location was in the same time zone as his actual destination, just not the same state.
God we love that man.
And then we have Joe Walsh, hard core conservative, former Tea Partier and Congressman from Illinois. When the first wave of Tea Party people started to be swept from office, Joe met his congressional fate.
But he’s back. And unlike our other Joe, Walsh seems to know exactly where he’s wanting to go; the Republican National Convention, as its Presidential Candidate.
Yep you read that right. Republican Joe Walsh is taking on Republican President Donald Trump for the Republican nomination. Buckle up folks it just got interesting.
It’s one of those “If we don’t learn from history we’re bound to repeat it” clever phrases people like to say, but it never really means anything. If they were clearing out large territories of Virginian forest to build a factory, or lay a pipeline, protestors would be up there polluting the environment in defense of the land like they did in Standing Rock for a pipeline…all good, but you know, this is for a solar farm, so just hack that forest down and screw the wildlife.
Anyone ever hear of the dust bowl? Not an expert, just puts me in mind of it.
By the way, if you’ve never read “The Worst Hard Time” drop a few bucks and give it a read. Makes you appreciate your big screen. And you know, all that history repeating itself stuff. Don’t screw with progress, that’s what they thought.
Well it was inevitable. It was to me anyway. And I won’t back away from the fact I offered this advice to former Vice President and friend of the show, one Mr Joe Biden a long, long time ago.
Time to go Joe.
In fact it was never time to come. You should have listened to your most accurate and most honest advisor, me, and stayed the hell out of this one. Let Faux-cohontas or “The Mayor”, or Spartacus take the beatdown that’s coming your way.
You’ve had too great a career, Mr. Vice President, to chuck it in the sewer with that swine in the White House or the clowns running in your own party.
Your family loves you, your state loves you. Go back to Delaware and enjoy your lifelong victory parade.
And no Joe, you were not in Miami last night, that was Grand Rapids, Iowa.
In what can only be described as the dumbest thing in the history of dumb things, CNN posts “Fun Facts” about the Dem candidates before the debate. How any of these people are still employed is beyond me.
Also Tony takes to his Bully Pulpit to opine about Dem Presidential Candidate Marian Williamson. OK let’s be honest, it was a long distance social media booty call. It was everything you might think it would be and more.
Click the link if you dare.
UF/UF 257: The Great Whore speaks!
Anyone think they can say that tag line with a straight face? Nope, didn’t think so.
The Dems are faltering. There is no doubt about that. It’s not unusual in either party when the field is this large. But are they coming in for a crash landing? Will Bernie Sanders be the end of them? Will the constant in-fighting make them look more foolish then they already do? Will they destroy the party as they begin to charge each other with that age old Liberal weapon; labeling someone who disagrees with you a racist?
All that tonight and more, as and age old segment is resurrected. That’s right sports fans, Who Said That is back!!
The Pope is out this week as the Bully flies solo. Want to know who’s still in the democratic race? Just look at the money, honey.
Bernie Sanders (Who me?) decides to pay staffers $15 an hour after preaching about it forever. You know…he’ll reduce their hours so they’ll make the same, but….you know… I hate that I’m not even making this up. Bernie, you are a fraud.
Plus…Meth Gators. It’s fun to say!
I have to pay $15 an hour?
I’ll outlaw that Monopoly game! No, wait, do I get $200 when I pass go?