UF/UF 270 The struggle is real

In Rural Uganda, it’s a real life “Planet of the Apes.” Chimpanzees habitat is being infringed upon, and they ain’t having it. Terrifying, but we’ll give you the details.

Meanwhile, if the impeachment hearings were a football game, the dems are “rumbling, stumbling, bumbling.” So far they’ve called three witnesses that aint witnessed anything. And they keep looking for a reason.

And in other news, it’s not nice to yank off some ones helmet and swing it at them, but, one of us hates the Steelers anyway…so….

All that and more stuff you need to hear.

Just listen.

Impeachment? It’s like three monkeys with a football, if you get my drift.

UF/UF 267: Emolument Green

The US Constitution is a pesky little document.  Pesky that is, if you give a crap about what it says.

FOX News of all people started the charge of calling out the President for his scheduling the G7 Summit at his Doral golf course resort in Florida in direct violation of the Emoluments Clause of the Constitution. That’s the part the keeps elected officials from profiting from heir office and accepting gifts from foreign governments.

See the problem?

The President has backed off very quickly which is highly unusual and should say how serious this situation got.  That sound you hear is the Dems Impeachment train picking up speed.

Click the link, and we’ll break it all down including how to say the word Emoluments.

UF/UF 267: Emolument Green

 

 

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Yep this part right here is the problem. There that should fix it!

 

 

 

 

UF/UF 263: Oh….no, Canada

Oh Canada, just another liberal hypocrite caught wearing black fa….no, brown fa…..no, just make up. Nothing to see, here, folks. Trudeau’s not even sure how many of these types of pictures are out there. Justin, maybe just think about it a little before you call leaders of other countries racists.

We discuss this and other important topics.

Listen, discuss, and come back next week.

 

Just some good clean fun

UF/UF 262: Licking His Chops

 

Former VP and friend of UF/UF The Podcast Joe Biden is hitting his debate stride. In the latest iteration of the Democratic Presidential Candidate clown car, Uncle Joe did the most Uncle Joey-est thing.

So frothy did VP Biden become in trying to get off a zippy retort, his choopers came loose. Yep you read that right. His false teeth almost came out of his mouth. If not for a quick acting tongue maneuver, those pearly whites would have hit the debate floor.

Crisis averted… for now.

Click and be edified. You’re welcome.

UF/UF 262: Licking His Chops

 

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Fixodent and forget it Joe. Come on man.

 

 

 

 

 

The worst hard time?

It’s one of those “If we don’t learn from history we’re bound to repeat it” clever phrases people like to say, but it never really means anything. If they were clearing out large territories of Virginian forest to build a factory, or lay a pipeline, protestors would be up there polluting the environment in defense of the land like they did in Standing Rock for a pipeline…all good, but you know, this is for a solar farm, so just hack that forest down and screw the wildlife.

Anyone ever hear of the dust bowl? Not an expert, just puts me in mind of it.

By the way, if you’ve never read “The Worst Hard Time” drop a few bucks and give it a read. Makes you appreciate your big screen. And you know, all that history repeating itself stuff. Don’t screw with progress, that’s what they thought.

https://www.wusa9.com/article/news/massive-solar-project-planned-in-virginia-fears-and-facts/65-de8615cb-42c5-47e4-8b86-b30369cc47cc

https://thefederalist.com/2017/03/10/environmentalist-protest-destroys-environment-standing-rock/

 

 

 

UF/UF 257: The Great Whore speaks!

In what can only be described as the dumbest thing in the history of dumb things, CNN posts “Fun Facts” about the Dem candidates before the debate. How any of these people are still employed is beyond me.

Also Tony takes to his Bully Pulpit to opine about Dem Presidential Candidate Marian Williamson.  OK let’s be honest, it was a long distance social media booty call. It was everything you might think it would be and more.

Click the link if you dare.

UF/UF 257: The Great Whore speaks!

 

 

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Anyone think they can say that tag line with a straight face?  Nope, didn’t think so.

 

UF/UF 256: Feelin the Bern?

The Dems are faltering. There is no doubt about that. It’s not unusual in either party when the field is this large. But are they coming in for a crash landing? Will Bernie Sanders be the end of them? Will the constant in-fighting make them look more foolish then they already do? Will they destroy the party as they begin to charge each other with that age old Liberal weapon; labeling someone who disagrees with you a racist?

All that tonight and more, as and age old segment is resurrected.  That’s right sports fans, Who Said That is back!!

Don’t miss it. Click the link.

UF/UF 256: Feelin the Bern?

 

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Yeah what else is there to say?