UF/UF 310: If you can dodge a law, you can dodge an election!

I will say one thing, these 12 GOP senators are all in. No behind the scenes stuff. They are out in front demanding that they get to pick the president and overturn the will of about 80 million Americans.

In the words of Dodgeball legend Pepper Brooks, It’s a Bold strategy Cotton, I wonder if it will pay off.

Spoiler! It will not pay off for Ted Cruz and his band of seditionists. This is one wrench they can’t dodge.

UF/UF 310: If you can dodge a law, you can dodge an election!

 

Jesus Ted, you’re babbling.

UF/UF 309: Peace on Earth – Life on Venus

Did you think we’d get out of December without some weird sh*# happening? Have you not been paying attention?

We got Girls Scouts at war with the Boy Scouts over recruiting, Fauci saying worse Covid is on the way, Chris Christie saying he’ll run against Trump in 2024, and now NASA is basically saying the plot from Species and Species II is about to play out in real time with the very late discovery of life on Venus. Like late from 1974 late.

Really, could the year have ended any differently? I don’t think so. Tune in and we’ll sort it out. Plus Tony reveals the UF/UF The Podcast Christmas gift list. I have it on good authority that at least one person is getting a nifty piece of coal emblazoned with the UF UF Logo. You don’t want to miss that.

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UF/UF 309: Peace on Earth – Life on Venus

 

It doesn’t end well. For anyone. Thanks a lot NASA!

 

UF/UF 307: Sedition by any other name…

Editor’s Note: At the time of the podcast the Supreme Court had not yet ruled and we reported they would do so on Monday the 14th of December. They made liars out of us by ruling Friday night, the night we recorded this week’s episode, that the case is without merit and would not be heard at all.

Thus ends the attempts to subvert a legal election and remain in power. Or does it?

UF/UF 307: Sedition by any other name…

Well we warned you. We have been saying for a while now Trump will not go quietly into the night. I am surprised by the lack of violence so far, although it’s starting to ramp up a bit now.

we’ll break down the case brought by Texas against the 4 battleground states along with the number of Governors and members of Congress who have signed on to this seditious document. Again this occurred as we were taping. Since that moment several members of congress have back tracked or have tired to make excuses for why they singed on to subvert another state’s election.

 

This is where the fun begins.

But you gotta click.

 

So much for frivolous lawsuits.

 

UF/UF 306: You Can’t Handle the Truth!

As team Trump, quarterbacked by Rudy, gets their collective asses kicked in every court room they’ve entered to the toon of a 1-46 record so far, the country waits and wonders:

Was the election rigged? (no, no it wasn’t).

Can Trump get this thing overturned? (no, no he can’t)

Was there voter fraud and voting irregularities? (no no ther… oh just hold on one second Jack. Yeah they’re was.)

Will it overturn the elction? (No, no it won’t)

But to needs to be fixed for sure. Click and listen, Hupp will make it all better. Also robots being recognized as people is a thing now. That should be fine.

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UF/UF 306: You Can’t Handle the Truth!

 

That’s not how this works! That’s not how any of this works.

 

UF/UF 206: Meltdown?

Oh Rudy. You’re not helping Bro. Not helping at all. And we’re not talking about your Walgreens dye job running down both sides of your face.

Time for Rudy and the gang to put up or shut up. So far there have been two confirmed cases of voter fraud. Both in Pennsylvania, and both republicans: one dead and one living person who tried to vote twice.

We go head long into Rudy and his band of merry lawyers as they try to save dear leader from having to relocate on 20 January.

Also global warring is good for our food base as it turns out. who knew?

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UF/UF 206: Meltdown?

 

What the fuck is on my face!?! Oh never mind just my liquid hair. Whew that was close, I was afraid it might be truth on me or something.

UF/UF 305: Can’t Say Goodbye

Well it appears Snoop Dogg called it. Trump just can’t say goodbye.

been a crazy week and I believe it’s about to get crazier as the Pres continues to call fraud on the elections in states he lost and accept the results in the states he won.

Nothing like leader of the free world undermining the very democracy that he clearly wants to stay in power over.

We’ll break it down for you. Also Murder Bees!

UF/UF 305: Can’t Say Goodbye

 

Nope not going, you can’t make me. Holding my breath until you let me be president again!

 

UF/UF 304: It’s Time

No more BS now. Tuesday is time to count it up and see who won. Well at least see who gets more votes. I don’t think anyone wins in the current scenario.

The next 4 years look to be more chaotic than the last 8 months not matter who is sworn in on Jan 20 of 2021.

Don’t forget there are some interesting down ticket races going on. Lindsey is all kinds of trouble in South Carolina. Republicans from Kansas, Nebraska, and Arizona are struggling as well. Could be really interesting if Trump wins but loses the Senate.

You never know and that’s why your vote counts. I’ll be there on Tuesday casting mine.

Good luck and stay safe.

Oh and click the link.

 

It’s Time

 

This is your time.

UF/UF 303 Rudy goes Toobin

Is it weird in here? Did it just get weird?

Did 2 TV lawyers just get busted for handling their junk on some sort of video device?

Yes. Yes they did. In a season of crazy we should not be surprised, but here we are. But I mean really who among us hasn’t wanted to rub one out during a business plan meeting because we thought the camera’s were off? Lookin at you Toobin. Figuratively I mean.

Then we have poor Rudy. America’s mayor duped by a foreign reporter, who is a total unit by the way so good for the Rud-meister, into coming back to her room after an interview. There we find poor Rudy on the bed on his back like a turtle caught out in the heat of the sun unable to right himself. Well might as well stick my hand down my pants.

Again I ask, who among us…

Click the link and we’ll answer that question.

UF/UF 303 Rudy goes Toobin

 

I was adjusting my shirt! – Sure Jan, sure.

UF/UF 298: It’s on now!

Apparently the Democratic nominee for President, and friend of the show, might finally be listening to us. Well not the part about not running in the first place, but the part about “Yo man you better start doing some pressers.”

At the time of our taping Big Joe, (as we call him), was doing an actual press conference with questions and everything. Fox aired the whole thing in it’s entirety, risking the back lash of th4e current President. That’s how rare these Biden pressers are.

I’m sure he had a lot to say. I really have no clue as we did not listen. He seemed angry and it appears he got through it without forgetting where he was or, more importantly, who he was.

The battle for the White House may have actually started in earnest today. We’ll see.

We talked about other stuff too. Click man, just click.

UF/UF 298: It’s on now!

 

 

During the Old Republic, before the Dark Times.

 

UF/UF 292: The Conveniently Woke

Nothing gets me going, or gets the discussion going, more than the wishy washy among us. You know the type.

The same people who pick and choose their Christianity and when to apply it are just as bad as this new group; the Conveniently Woke.

This is a group of people who feign social media outrage over one issue, but then use that issue to batter the very people they are supposed to be now supporting.

Look no further than Lady Antebellum, a country group who have decided to change their name to simply Lady A. They are so conscious of how the name may hurt blacks that the members of the group are willing to sue the pants off a black lady who already has the name Lady A to show their wokeness. A name, by the way, Anita White has used for over 20 years, long before it was cool to be rich, white, and show your wokeness to the plight of black Americans.

Yeah, I know, it hurts the brain. Well click the link and we’ll make some sense of it or we’ll disparage and mock it. Either way, you’ll feel better. Tony promises.

UF/UF 292: The Conveniently Woke

 

 

Lady Antebellum Sue Black Singer Lady A Over Rights to Her Name ...
We will show our wokeness even if we have to sue every Aunt Jemima in this damn country! Murica! – Lady Antebellum (probably)