Alice Cooper was onto something when he penned that student favorite in 1972. Little did he know…
That’s the current political football right now. To school or not to school, to go to school in reality or in a real building. Much like the NCAA, this issue is has never been about the kids themselves.
We will break it down and reveal our own choices on our progeny’s school method for the upcoming semester. That plus a whole lot more in tonight’s episode of UF/UF The Podcast
I used to think Anti-Vaxxers were kind of ridiculous. But compared to Ant-Maskers? Hell, Anti-Vaxxers are practically mainstream.
An.ti – Mask.er (an ti mas ker) n. 2020 origin American Continent 1. Angry or discontented American, devoid of care for their fellow country men or any human for that matter to the point of refusing to wear a mask the way a normal person wears pants. 2. Person who believes wearing a mask potentially protecting their fellow man from a deadly virus is so egregious to their “constitutional rights” they would rather get infected and die than simply WEAR A GODDAMN MASK. (See Herman Cain) (except you can’t see Herman Cain because he’s hospitalized with Covid-19 after not wearing a mask to Trump’s Tulsa Oklahoma rally)
Yeah man, this is where we are right now. I type this as I watch a series called Life After People. It now seems less like fantasy and more prophetic. The current news makes our Signs of the Apocalypse seem like a silly joke.
In other news, Joe comes out of the basement to throngs of tens, Trump goes into hysterics after crowds of hundreds not millions, and the election on Nov 3rd is likely to be in chaos for millions. Other than that it should be fine. And what happened to the murder bees?
Man, 2020 has been a year. And it’s only June! It appears neither the pandemic nor the craziness coming from the Trump Whitehouse shows any signs of waning.
Even FOX News is publishing polls showing Trump down big to Biden. FOX News!!! We are through the looking glass my friends.
What will the second half of the year have in store?
It’s official, former Vice President Joe Biden has won the Democratic nomination for President. The former VP will face the current President in November for the big chair.
How did we get here? How did we get to the place where neither party has a quality option? How did we get to the place where we have to choose someone clearly suffering some form of mental degradation, (Crazy Joe), and a person so willfully ignorant that you have to believe he’s had an episode of some type, (Demented Don)?
Truly only God knows. Either way, we talk about it today on UF/UF 289.
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UF/UF 289: Crazy Joe vs Demented Don. God help us all.
Lot going on this week. Mostly riots. Lots of cow cookies being offered up by various politicians and party mouthpieces on various airwaves from both sides. And when I say cow cookies I mean total bullshit.
The question of the day: will cynicism rein supreme as the Pope of the Podcast think?. Or can the dumb from the neck up American populace find a way to treat everyone the same as the Bully Opinionist believes? That debate starts now.
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UF/UF 288: Riots, riots, everywhere riots.
The good old days, when riots were done the right way.
If you’re old enough to get that musical reference in the podcast title, then ironically you’re old enough to die from it.
Sad twist of fate that.
Anywho, we talked all things virus and all things political intrigue. It looks like Bernie and his Bros will need to come to grips with another other sad twist of fate; being the front runner doesn’t mean they want you as their nominee.
Also tonight, mock headlines that make more sense that what you’re currently seeing on real news outlets.
The Prez is going full frontage. In other words he’s not fighting personal battles on one or two fronts, he’s fighting them on as many fronts as he can muster.
We’ll recap what we think are the three pivotal battles Trump is actively engaged in as we speak:
Trump v McCain – Beating dead guys is never frutiful
Trump v Muller – We have Trump winning this on points
and of course our fav
Trump v Kelly Ann Conway v George Conway
If you’re wondering, George and Kelly are related, as in Husband and Wife.
To say Virginia Governor Ralph Northam has had a bad week is a colossal understatement. The same week in which Ralph said he approves of late term abortion but also approves killing the child should the mother go into premature labor before the baby could be aborted in the womb, a yearbook photo of Ralph and another gentleman from his school dressed in black face and a KKK robe surfaced.
Oooof.
My guess is Gov. Northam is the one in blackface. Be your own judge.
Side note – Government is back open because Pelosi spanked Trump’s ass.
