So it’s Corona all day every day. Did anyone even see Biden kick the living shit out of Bernie on Tuesday night? In ordinary times we’d still be talking about it this weekend. But these aren’t ordinary times are they?
Well if you want Corona all day every day you have come to the right place. Hupp and I got our social distancing act together, stock piled some shit tickets (that’s southern for toilet paper) and pumped out a podcast.
It’s fair to argue that this is the craziest thing we’ve seen in our lifetime. America is closing, shutting down, standing still. Covid -19, a strain of the Corona virus, has brought everything to a screeching halt.
Even after Sept 11th we were encouraged to go to ball games, go out to eat, just go out. Staying in and being afraid meant the terrorist won. Well on that scale Corona is winning.
First the NBA, then the Final Four, then the NHL, now schools, universities, entertainment events, and so forth. Wasn’t personal until this morning. On Friday, 13 March, year of our Lord 2020, the Master’s was postponed. This will be the first time the mecca of all golf tournaments will not be played since World War II.
And I ain’t happy about it.
Click the link to find out why. And we talk about some other things. But not much. And by the way, stop buying up all the fucking toilet paper!
If you’re old enough to get that musical reference in the podcast title, then ironically you’re old enough to die from it.
Sad twist of fate that.
Anywho, we talked all things virus and all things political intrigue. It looks like Bernie and his Bros will need to come to grips with another other sad twist of fate; being the front runner doesn’t mean they want you as their nominee.
Also tonight, mock headlines that make more sense that what you’re currently seeing on real news outlets.
As the election season ramps up and the Dems realize they’re sucking wind, both parties get notified the Russians are “meddling” in both sides of the election.
Yeah that’s right, Bernie Sanders has been notified the Russians are helping his campaign as well as Trump’s run. Not sure why Trump needs help at this moment, but hey it’s their rubles, they can spend them how they want.
Yeah you read that right. Denmark gets right in China’s grill with a comic about the Corona Virus. China is offended and demands an apology from Denmark. The Danes say “Toughen up and make me some chicken and broccoli!”
It’s been that kind of week folks.
Tune in for a breakdown of the good, the bad, the happy, the sad.
Editors note: This version of UF/UF The Podcast was taped just a few hours prior to the news that NBA legend Kobe Bryant was killed in a helicopter crash in Calabasas California.
Well what can we say, the clown show continues in DC on an epic level. It’s safe to say it’s embarrassing to us all. No one is clean in this silliness. Lets just all hope and pray it ends as quickly as possible. This proceeding serves no good purpose.
It was a banner week if your name was Francis. I’ve almost made it back from the dead or “The Flu” as they call it down here. The Nobel Prize winner in science, Frances Arnold, could not replicate her conclusions and retracted her paper, Pope Francis 1st smacked an old lady, and Francis Moore was finally honored for his role in the actual Tea Party some 250 years ago.
So it appears only the dead guy named Francis had a decent week.
That’s a lot of F*&kin Francis’ in one podcast. Go slow, breathe deep, and we’ll talk you through it.
But first, as always, you gotta click.
UF/UF 275: Lighten Up Francis
Say what you want but Pope Francis is using the force!