UF/UF 261: Democrats and Drunk Racoons – A Users Guide

So yeah it’s getting hard to tell the difference between intoxicated wild life who dodge cars for survival and the presidential hopefuls in the Democratic party who want us all to stop eating meat, control the world’s population issues, and stop using standard pronouns to describe humans.

How do I vote for the drunk racoons again?

Yeah, none of what you just read is a joke. It’s all real and it’s all sad.

By the way, you can write in your pick for president…

UF/UF 261: Democrats and Drunk Racoons – A Users Guide

 

 

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Live look at Bernie Sanders stumping at a campaign stop in Detroit.

 

UF/UF 260: Say it ain’t so Joe!?!

Well it has come to this. We warned him. We told him.  We begged him not to run.  Should have listened to us Joe.  We had your back then. But now…

We can’t stop what’s’ coming for you Joe. The enemy is ironically, from with-in. Kamala, Spartacus, Faux-cohontas, The Mayor, they’ll be lining up to get you now. We can stop it for you.

Joe Biden told a very admirable story about honoring a sailor during his time as Vice President. Sadly, minus some minor facts, the whole episode was made up, a mere creation of Joe’s mind.

Still time to salvage your legacy Joe. Take our advice. Go home to Delaware and enjoy your popularity.

The rest of you…

Click the link.

UF/UF 260: Say it ain’t so Joe!?!

 

 

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160 episodes ago during better days. Joe’s a long time UF/UF fan. At least he used to be.

 

 

UF/UF 259: Joe’s on the loose.

So its the era of Joe apparently.

Joe Biden is back on the trail.  He just doesn’t know where he is. Although that doesn’t keep him from taking wild ass guesses while he’s addressing the crowd. At least the other night his guess as to his location was in the same time zone as his actual destination, just not the same state.

God we love that man.

And then we have Joe Walsh, hard core conservative, former Tea Partier and Congressman from Illinois. When the first wave of Tea Party people started to be swept from office, Joe met his congressional fate.

But he’s back. And unlike our other Joe, Walsh seems to know exactly where he’s wanting to go; the Republican National Convention, as its Presidential Candidate.

Yep you read that right. Republican Joe Walsh is taking on Republican President Donald Trump for the Republican nomination. Buckle up folks it just got interesting.

Click the link. We’ll sort it all out for you.

 

UF/UF 259: Joe’s on the loose.

 

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Shit just got real.

 

 

UF/UF 258: Time to go Uncle Joe!

Well it was inevitable.  It was to me anyway. And I won’t back away from the fact I offered this advice to former Vice President and friend of the show, one Mr Joe Biden a long, long time ago.

Time to go Joe.

In fact it was never time to come.  You should have listened to your most accurate and most honest advisor, me, and stayed the hell out of this one.  Let Faux-cohontas or “The Mayor”, or Spartacus take the beatdown that’s coming your way.

You’ve had too great a career, Mr. Vice President, to chuck it in the sewer with that swine in the White House or the clowns running in your own party.

Your family loves you, your state loves you. Go back to Delaware and enjoy your lifelong victory parade.

And no Joe, you were not in Miami last night, that was Grand Rapids, Iowa.

It’s time Joe.

Click and listen.

UF/UF 258: Time to go Uncle Joe!

 

 

 

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When it’s time you’ll know. It’s time Joe.

UF/UF 253: Joey Jaws Shows His Chestnuts

As the internet and social media continue to shrink the world and blend cultures, one thing remains distinctly American.

JOEY JAWS!

Chestnut does it again. 71 hotdogs and buns. A record 12 titles. God Bless America!

We did other stuff too, but when America is this awesome what else is there to talk about.

Click

UF/UF 253: Joey Jaws Shows His Chestnuts

 

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Joey Jaws Chestnut is the vessel of our freedom!

UF/UF 251: Iran so far away!

It’s machine on machine crime as Iran shoots down an American drone and we respond with…

Yeah still waiting on that response from our fearless emperor, or President Trump if you like. AT the last second Trump pulled back claiming he didn’t want to kill that many Iranians. We sympathize but probably info you should have considered before you had F-18s locked and loaded for take off.

We discuss. Click below toy hear our masterful take.

UF/UF 251: Iran so far away!

 

 

This ain’t one of Hupps 4 prop jobs from the AT&T store.

 

 

UF/UF 250! Happy Father’s Day

Two big things. It’s Father’s Day and it’s episode 250 at UF/UF the podcast!

Big milestones both. In this episode:

  • Trump says controversial stuff (does it really matter what?)
  • Bieber challenges Tom Cruise to a fight. Who ya got?
  • Tony will list all Democrat candidates not winning the presidency. (Spoiler – all of them)

So relax on this father’s day Sunday and enjoy UF/UF 250, free of charge.  On us.

UF/UF 250! Happy Father’s Day

 

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“It’s the greatest Father’s Day in history.” “No one does Father’s Day better than me, I’m telling you!”