UF/UF 269: Words Mean Things

If you’ve ever consciously uncoupled or have been self-partnered, well my friend you just might be an idiot. If you’ve referred to yourself or others with a pronoun besides  he/she or her/him, well you are an idiot.

We are in an epidemic people; an epidemic of asshattery on a literary scale.  Would you like to know more? Click the link and we’ll break it all down for you. But you ain’t gonna like it. The Hollywood ranks renaming shit I mean.

You’ll love the podcast, as always.

Click it.

UF/UF 269: Words Mean Things

 

 

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This hottie is self-partnering.  Yes, I’d pay money to see that.

UF/UF 268: Fickle Bitches

Democratic leadership has made it perfectly clear; they have no leadership. So the smart play, in their minds, is to find a new candidate. You know cause it ain’t like they don’t have 40 to pick from already.

That should work out for them.

Click the link to find out why it won’t and more importantly find out the top 5 candies you should be stealing from your kids trick-or-treat bag this year.

UF/UF 268: Fickle Bitches

 

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20 MF’rs to choose from and not a solid candidate in the  bunch!

 

 

UF/UF 266: Hair DOs and High crimes

Can any one demonstrate their discoonnnectedness from us regular folks then by not knowing the price of things?  Please stop you silly conservatives.  That’s what women pay to get their haircut, especially in the DC area.

Meanwhile the impeachment train picks up speed with FOX News of all places reporting 51% of Americans want to see Trump impeached.  Sadly the train’s conductor might very well be it’s victim, as Trump continues to gift wrap evidence for the Democrats, and now some Republicans.  Please stop being dumb Mr. President.

UF/UF 266: Hair DOs and High crimes

 

 

 

UF/UF 265: “Hold my beer!”

As the Democrats wring their hands over the potential for impeachment hearings Trump offers some new red meat; effectively daring them to do it.

Make no mistake, there are almost no scenarios that have a happy ending for the Democrats here. Nancy knows it and she’s still hedging her bets becasue of it.

Click to hear our breakdown and our new bit UF/UF Crazy Bitch.

You’re welcome America.

UF/UF 265: “Hold my beer!”

 

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The Trump Impeach-o-Meter is getting worse for him.

 

 

UF/UF 264: High Crimes and Misdemeanors

Is this it?  Is this the moment?

I don’t think so but you never know with this guy. One thing is for sure, only Trump can take down Trump. It appears as if he’s working hard at it.

Look if Vice President Mike Pence questions your actions then you probably done f*ck*ed up at some point.

Should be an interesting few months ahead.

Click and be enlightened.

UF/UF 264: High Crimes and Misdemeanors

 

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“If the President does it, it’s not illegal.”  – Richard Nixon

 

 

UF/UF 261: Democrats and Drunk Racoons – A Users Guide

So yeah it’s getting hard to tell the difference between intoxicated wild life who dodge cars for survival and the presidential hopefuls in the Democratic party who want us all to stop eating meat, control the world’s population issues, and stop using standard pronouns to describe humans.

How do I vote for the drunk racoons again?

Yeah, none of what you just read is a joke. It’s all real and it’s all sad.

By the way, you can write in your pick for president…

UF/UF 261: Democrats and Drunk Racoons – A Users Guide

 

 

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Live look at Bernie Sanders stumping at a campaign stop in Detroit.

 

UF/UF 260: Say it ain’t so Joe!?!

Well it has come to this. We warned him. We told him.  We begged him not to run.  Should have listened to us Joe.  We had your back then. But now…

We can’t stop what’s’ coming for you Joe. The enemy is ironically, from with-in. Kamala, Spartacus, Faux-cohontas, The Mayor, they’ll be lining up to get you now. We can stop it for you.

Joe Biden told a very admirable story about honoring a sailor during his time as Vice President. Sadly, minus some minor facts, the whole episode was made up, a mere creation of Joe’s mind.

Still time to salvage your legacy Joe. Take our advice. Go home to Delaware and enjoy your popularity.

The rest of you…

Click the link.

UF/UF 260: Say it ain’t so Joe!?!

 

 

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160 episodes ago during better days. Joe’s a long time UF/UF fan. At least he used to be.