Yeah forget that mess, don’t cross our border bro. The price for that infraction is no the seizure of your children. To be fair this is a law that has been on the books for a long, long time. The look of it is unseemly to be sure. But knowing your children will be ripped from you, some right from your very breast, why would you try to cross illegally? The Trump administration has made clear it’s intention to enforce the long-standing law. So stay home people!
Tonight we break all that mess down plus we the top-notch spin job CNN put on the Trump/Kim summit.
Also tonight, the top 5 list returns! Tonight, the top 5 actors not named Robert De Niro. Should be tons of fun. Don’t miss it!
UF/UF 204: Yearning to breathe free.
You talkin to me? You talking to ME?
Brace yourself people. Lots of stupid this week. We respond with lots of vulgarity. From the #metoo movement going full dumb-ass to the Trump-ettes or deplorables as they prefer, going full anti-constitution while defending the constitution, the stupid abounds.
As usual we break it all down for you. All you gotta do is click the link.
UF/UF 199: The Stupid, It Burns
NY Attorney General – beating women while leading the charge to defend women.
We ain’t talking Rudy Rudiger that kid from the football movie about Notre Dame. We’re talking about our man, the Mayor of America, hero of 911, Rudy Giuliani. Old Rudy went on Hannity and basically said the President’s repayment of his lawyers hush money to the porn star Stormy Daniels is perfectly legal. It’s all fine, good, nothing to see here. Move along. After Sean Hannity recovered from his brain bleed, he asked Rudy for an explanation, bad move dude.
Plus, Neil Cavuto, also of Fox News, calls out the President for being part of the swamp. Is it opposite day at Fox?
Click the link and we’ll sort it all out
UF/UF 198: Rudy! Rudy! Rudy!
Life comes at you fast.
Stormy weather ahead for Pres?
The most famous quarterback/activist is still not in the NFL. Refusing to stand during the anthem Colin Kapernick lost a chance to work out for the Seattle Seahawks. Look just between me and you, he sucks. How do I know that? Because if he didn’t suck he’d be playing. Michael Vick went to jail of two years for making money off of killing dogs. Guess what he did after he got out – played 4 more years in the NFL.
Anyway click the link to hear my rant on why Kapernick is really not back in the NFL and it has nothing to do with the anthem. We talked about other stuff too.
UF/UF 196: Kneel-less in Seattle
Killed dogs – still played – didn’t suck
We don’t usually do themed broadcasts, but sometimes a good one just falls in your lap. Tonight’s theme? Well of course it would be fake news in some fashion or another. We’ll touch on various forms of fake news, lazy news, news for profit, and good old fashioned manufactured news across an entire enterprise.
Oh and in case you were unaware, it’s also Masters week.
Tune in you don’t want to miss this, and that’s for real.
UF/UF 195: Masters of the News Cycle
Not sure where the fake news is here.
Well, he can’t keep a lawyer on staff and a few more cabinet members have bit the dust. The big question is who is next? My money is on the Chief of Staff and then John Bolton after that (We celebrate the guy’s entire catalog). But hey, you never know. That’s why they play the games.
Click the link for the rundown on the cabinet, who’s left, who’s gone, and who is safe for now.
UF/UF 194: All the President’s Men
Take a good look. They might not be there long.
Trump fired another one. This time it’s Sec of State Rex Tillerson. Not gonna lie. This one kind of shocked me. My shock aside this situation begs the obvious question. Who’s next on the Trump carousel?
Click the link and find out, or not.
UF/UF 193: Who’s got next?
Pssst Rex, hey Rex, you’re fired.