UF/UF 283: Don’t Squeeze the Charmin

It’s fair to argue that this is the craziest thing we’ve seen in our lifetime.  America is closing, shutting down, standing still. Covid -19, a strain of the Corona virus, has brought everything to a screeching halt.

Even after Sept 11th we were encouraged to go to ball games, go out to eat, just go out.  Staying in and being afraid meant the terrorist won. Well on that scale Corona is winning.

First the NBA, then the Final Four, then the NHL, now schools, universities, entertainment events, and so forth. Wasn’t personal until this morning. On Friday, 13 March, year of our Lord 2020, the Master’s was postponed. This will be the first time the mecca of all golf tournaments will not be played since World War II.

And I ain’t happy about it.

Click the link to find out why. And we talk about some other things. But not much.  And by the way, stop buying up all the fucking toilet paper!

UF/UF 283: Don’t Squeeze the Charmin

 

 

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What in the blue hell people?!?!

 

 

UF/UF 282: My Corona…

If you’re old enough to get that musical reference in the podcast title, then ironically you’re old enough to die from it.

Sad twist of fate that.

Anywho, we talked all things virus and all things political intrigue. It looks like Bernie and his Bros will need to come to grips with another other sad twist of fate; being the front runner doesn’t mean they want you as their nominee.

Also tonight, mock headlines that make more sense that what you’re currently seeing on real news outlets.

But you gotta click.

UF/UF 282: My Corona…

 

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In other words, WASH YOUR GODDAMN HANDS!!!!

 

UF/UF 281: From Russia with Love

As the election season ramps up and the Dems realize they’re sucking wind, both parties get notified the Russians are “meddling” in both sides of the election.

Yeah that’s right, Bernie Sanders has been notified the Russians are helping his campaign as well as Trump’s run. Not sure why Trump needs help at this moment, but hey it’s their rubles, they can spend them how they want.

Saddle up gang. The Russians are coming.  Again.

UF/UF 281: From Russia with Love

 

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Comrades in Arms

UF/UF 279: State of…Decay

I’m not even sure what cliché to use anymore.  They’ve all been used, beat to death even. It’s just… it’s just… The Democrats.

If they’re not careful that will becomer a permanent refrain. Russia, Impeachment, Iowa… The Democrats.

They should be scared shitless, but I imagine they have no idea what history is about to write about them.

UF/UF 279: State of…Decay

 

 

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This feels like it will ends badly.

 

UF/UF 278: Great Danes!

Yeah you read that right. Denmark gets right in China’s grill with a comic about the Corona Virus. China is offended and demands an apology from Denmark. The Danes say “Toughen up and make me some chicken and broccoli!”

It’s been that kind of week folks.

Tune in for a breakdown of the good, the bad, the happy, the sad.

UF/UF 278: Great Danes!

 

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Ouch.  Too soon Denmark, too soon.

 

 

UF/UF 277: Impeach-a-palooza

Editors note: This version of UF/UF The Podcast was taped just a few hours prior to the news that NBA legend Kobe Bryant was killed in a helicopter crash in Calabasas California. 

Well what can we say, the clown show continues in DC on an epic level.  It’s safe to say it’s embarrassing to us all. No one is clean in this silliness.  Lets just all hope and pray it ends as quickly as possible. This proceeding serves no good purpose.

UF/UF 277: Impeach-a-palooza

 

 

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Send in the clowns… Oh they’re already here.

 

UF/UF 276: Hupp vs The Mouse

They are a lot of elements to the show today. We get into the Iran issue of course, and the impeachment, and the election.  We even renew a golden oldie in a Culture Club rant.

But nothing will compare to Hupp’s take down of The House of the Mouse. Don’t miss our Top 5 list as we run down the most overrated things in our world. And yeah, Hupp went there.

For the record I happen to love my Disney + subscription.  (Just in case Mickey is a listener.)

UF/UF 276: Hupp vs The Mouse

 

 

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He ain’t Hupp’s father.

 

UF/UF 275: Lighten Up Francis

It was a banner week if your name was Francis.  I’ve almost made it back from the dead or “The Flu” as they call it down here. The Nobel Prize winner in science, Frances Arnold, could not replicate her conclusions and retracted her paper, Pope Francis 1st smacked an old lady, and Francis Moore was finally honored for his role in the actual Tea Party some 250 years ago.

So it appears only the dead guy named Francis had a decent week.

That’s a lot of F*&kin Francis’ in one podcast.  Go slow, breathe deep, and we’ll talk you through it.

But first, as always, you gotta click.

UF/UF 275: Lighten Up Francis

 

 

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Say what you want but Pope Francis is using the force!

UF/UF 274: It was the best of times…

Depending on your perspective 2019 may have been great.  It may also have been shitty. Well we here at UF/UF The Podcast have the uncanny ability to straddle that line.

So tonight we break it all down for you; the best, the worst, the most sad, and the things most ludicrous that they might just make you happy.

Click the link, you’ll love it.  Or you may hate it. Up to you.

UF/UF 274: It was the best of times…

 

 

 

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Totally up to you.

 

UF/UF 273: A Tale of Two Joes.

One Joe out, one Joe out in front. One Joe came to his senses, one Joe losing his.

Don’t miss this dichotic episode of UF/UF the Podcast.  We lament why Joe Biden didn’t heed our warning and we strain hard to remember who Joe Sestak is and why he’s in the news.  (Spoiler! He ran for president.) ((Double Spoiler!! No he didn’t.))

Click for god’s sake. Your life may depend on it. (No it won’t)

UF/UF 273: A Tale of Two Joes.

 

The curtain may be ready to drop on Joe B.