Well gang, someone beat us to it. Something we’ve all dreamed about doing at some point in our lives; slapping the French people. Of course you can’t slap them all. So what’s the next bets thing? Slapping their national representative.
That’s right, Damien Tarel was all of us when he busted the French president Macron in the face at a rope line. Here’s the issue, from the initial pics we saw, the slapper looked like a woman. Sorry Damien. And he was eventually captured and charged to 4 months in the slammer.
Totally worth it.
Nice work Tarel.
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UF/UF 329: Saint gifle heureux !! Macron Slapped Silly!
It was reported Macron surrendered France right after this. (Not really)
Trump has been led to believe that he will be reinstated as President by August of this year. Who is leading him to believe that you ask?
The psycho on the left is Mike Lindell AKA My Pillow Guy. The other one is Sidney Powell, Trump’s lawyer he jettisoned after she claimed Hugo Chavez rigged the machines to throw the election to Biden. Hugo took the eternal dirt nap about a hundred years ago so yeah bye bye Sid.
Either way both of these knuckle heads have been making separate loud public statements about the election and Trump being reinstated by August due to the evidence they each have dug up on their very own.
According to people in the know, the former President has taken to believe those two morons, telling his inner circle to make ready to return to the Oval Office.
Not that this should come as a surprise, but terrifically smug and sanctimonious Chris Cuomo of CNN has been conspiring with his brother, the Governor of NY, over the governor’s sexual harassment issues.
The arrogance by both men is unbelievable but not surprising.
We’ll break it all down and dish out the appropriate amount of disdain and vulgarity this situation demands. Plus Tony attacks the science from Planned Parenthood of using a cut up rubber glove as a condom for the small penised among us.
If you’ve followed us at all you know we are always here for the rough stuff. And finally the two young guns in congress are getting after it.
It’s North vs South, Georgia vs New York, MTG vs AOC. Good looking members of congress with names so long they both go by their edgy monograms.
This could be a solid bout. AOC is more diminutive but feisty hailing from the mean streets of the Bronx and part of Queens. MTG is a sexy gym rat, chiseled and toned on her own training business ironically enough also in the 14th district. In this case that means Dade, Polk, and Catoosa counties in the northwest corner of Georgia.
Tough to pick a philly in this race. In the octagon I’m going MTG; a trained fighter with a good history of living in the gym. In the streets I’m going with AOC, the former bartender from the Bronx.
We’ll see how this plays out, but you know what we’re hoping for. Fingers’ crossed.
We at UF/UF the Podcast would like to wish all the Moms out there a most happy Mother’s Day.
On to the show.
Yeah man it’s on like Donkey Kong.
What started out as a small dispute over fishing rights is escalating quickly. Navy ships from both sides came to the fore and it was about to break out when the French fishermen fired off a few flares, yelled some obscenities’ and sailed away.
Sainte vache! Where have we seen this before. I think we all know how this movie ends.
Bitten by the hand that fed him. Hoisted on his own petard. And any other euphemism that applies to the situation America’s Mayor finds himself in at the moment.
Rudy was raided by the Department of Justice under a warrant that does not require his consent or knowledge before or after it’s executed. But Rudy knows the score. He used to execute these all the time and has long been a champion of their use.
Until the other day.
They got Rudy, they got his files, the got his Cloud, they got it all. The question remains what will all that data and info tell them?
It’s over. After 20 years, finally and officially over.
The war in Afghanistan is done. In what no one will recognize as a truly bi-partisan effort, President Biden officially ended the war and set the date for the troops to come home. Paying off on a promise President Trump made during his campaign in 2016 and set in motion in 2020.
As 24 and 22 year veterans ourselves, of course Hupp and I are biased and all in favor.
Presidents Bush and Obama both made threats/promises to get the troops back but it was Presidents Trump and then Biden who managed to actually get it done.
This is clearly not getting nearly the play it deserves. Go figure. Neither side can manage to turn it into a political missile to fire at the other so of course no lip service from the “media”.
Not a problem. As per usual, Tony and I will carry the water for those so called professionals who have long since forgotten what professionalism means.
It couldn’t get worse for the NY Governor could it?
Hell yeah it can. And he’s more than willing to make it worse for himself. Oh Andrew, why do you have to be the way you are? Turns out his brother, CNN anchor Chris Cuomo, is in on it; taking special benefits for himself and his family.
Also tonight! Friend of the podcast Joe Biden, AKA The President, does his first press conference. Cringe worthy at times, decent at others. Tony and I break it all down for you.