Hard to even recap what we witnessed this past week. I would like to tell you the Republic for which we stand is in good shape but based on what we saw or representative government do this week that would be a bald face lie.
Is help on the way? Is there a reckoning on the horizon? Have our feeble and weak and stupid Senators only encouraged enemies to attacks us?
We report! You decide!
But you gotta click.
UF/UF 218: Liars & Morons & Jerks, Oh My!
A liar, a jerk, and a moron.
EDITOR’S UPDATE: At the time of the taping of UF/UF 217 the Browns and Jets were about to take the field. We discussed this at length in 91 Seconds of Sports and the 5 Questions segments. After falling behind early to the Jets, rookie Baker Mayfield entered the game for the Browns and engineered their first victory in 2 years.
You read that right. BROWNS WIN! BROWNS WIN!
Liberals see doomsday on the horizon. Conservatives sense victory and possible chance to overturn Roe v Wade finally. It’s she said/he said time in the Senate conformation hearings for Trump’s Supreme Court Nominee.
Does he get confirmed? Does she derail the Republicans march toward a conservative court for the next 40 years? Does it matter what really happened 36 years ago at a high-school party where all parties were, by their own admission, drunk as to cloud their memories?
We report you decide!
UF/UF 217: Confirmation Consternation
Is there still a seat for Kavanaugh?
Our First Lady, after what some calla bit of an absence from the public eye has come out blasting. She torpedoed the NYT Op Ed author, who still remains anonymous. And now she’s headed to Africa on a humanitarian trip.
Could the First Lady bring some sanity and order back to Trump’s White House. We hope so. And for what it’s worth, our money is always on smart and sexy. Melania has that covered and then some.
Click and be edified.
UF/UF 216: Hardcore Melania
Not the President we deserve, but the President we need. Melania 2020!
Not much to say is there? I mean it’s just getting crazy. The crazy is getting crazy. From tell all books to op eds to protesters to idiot Senators from NJ, this week’s episode has it all. And we’ll sort it out for you.
All you gotta do is click the link.
You’re welcome America.
UF/UF 215: Supreme Asshattery
A crazy biscuit, slathered with crazy butter, wrapped in crazy bacon. Enjoy.
What happened? More to the point, when did it happen? When did common decency become a weakness? When did treating your adversary with respect make you a traitor? When did getting your jollies become more important than protecting the children of God’s church on earth?
Not sure we have any answers for you today, but we have opinions. Click if you want to hear them.
UF/UF 214: The Death of Decency.
The blood of the innocents shall not be cleansed from his hands.
Omarosa Onee Manigault Newman has tapes. She has jokes too. And she has crazy in spades. But she has tapes, that she made while in the White House, while she was in the White House Situation Room. The contents of the tapes amount to absolutely nothing. The question the media is asking: Why is everyone secretly taping each other in this White House?
Well we have a better question. How was Omarosa Onee Manigault Newman able to do such a thing and what is the penalty or punishment for doing such a thing? Me thinks our questions will get zero attention and no answers.
Click anyway. We’ll offer up our take, which if you’re new here, is usually the correct one.
UF/UF: There is always a tape.
Only hiring the best and brightest… ok maybe not.
Yeah that’s right, the Space Force is a thing now. But don’t try to butt in line to sign up. Hupp has first dibs. Also don’t look now but the flag protests in the NFL have been reignited… by President Trump.
But really, join the Space Force. As one observant Trump supporter opined, “It’ll be a big waste of money but it will be so cool.”
Would you like to know more?
UF/UF 212: Uncle Don Wants You – for the Space Force!
You know this happened.