From an abortion law that punishes the raped more so than the rapist, to a tax payer funded snipe hunt to find out what everyone always knew; Trump is a liar when it comes to money, to the blinding irony of the conservative movement when it comes to revealing personal info; college transcripts anyone, the crazy is at an all time high in our nations capital. And that’s saying something.
So the two big questions we answer tonight:
Can we find a way to get people to stop killing babies without jailing the victim of rape for longer than the rapist?
Is lying about your income, (the IRS not withstanding) a crime?
Sadly the answer to those questions is the same. Click the link to find out.
UF/UF 247:The crazy; it burns.
We used to call this 1040 EZ, back when we were making $3.25 an hour.
Editor’s Note: At the time of recording episode 245 in the studio, we were unaware of the transition to the living force of Peter Mayhew, the actor who brought the most beloved walking carpet in the history of movies to life in the form of Chewbacca.
We would be remiss in not mentioning this event even though we don’t speak of it in the following podcast. It is after all May the 4th. If you need the importance of this day explained to you, Chewbacca’s passing means nothing to you anyway.
For all others: See you again Chewie, no one is ever really gone.
Well, he’s in now. Great friend of the show and former VP Joe Biden made it official. And we still really can’t figure out why. No point in worrying about that now. He has officially entered the fray. The Bernie Sanders campaign did not reply when asked for comment.
Also don’t miss another installment of our new segment K my A. It’s a doozy.
He did it! Tiger Woods has completed the most improbable comeback possibly in sports history.
So historic was this Master’s Sunday, Tony had it on the big screen for me when I got to the studio this morning for today’s podcast. That is historic ladies and gentlemen.
Anyway, drink it in. I know I am.
We did some other stuff too. Another dope joined an already overcrowded Democratic field for the primary to take on Trump. And surprise surprise a local DMV in California is getting sued because it doesn’t know the difference between racism and a Premier Soccer League logo.
Bernie Sanders is making a move, but Handsy Joe is coming up on the outside. Will Bern release his taxes? Will Joe keep his mitts to himself? Will Faux-cahontas scalp them both?
Serious questions that require serious analysis.
Oh yeah, Brunei is still stoning homosexuals to death. We mean literally identifying anyone who is not heterosexual and hitting them with rocks until they are dead. But the US is the homophobic nation.
Click the link and learn what your neighbors wish they knew!
How low can you go? Well former Stormy Daniels lawyer Michael Avenatti is about to find out. The lawyer, who once took on the President, went after Nike to the tune of 20 million American dollars, found himself in jail for extortion. Then he lost his most famous client.
Can you even call yourself a lawyer if a woman who screws people for money won’t take your call?
We report, you decide!
Click man, just click.
UF/UF 241: A porn star and a lawyer walk into a bar…
Who knew having sex with countless men in movies was more honorable than being a lawyer? Well… everyone.