UF/UF 258: Time to go Uncle Joe!

Well it was inevitable.  It was to me anyway. And I won’t back away from the fact I offered this advice to former Vice President and friend of the show, one Mr Joe Biden a long, long time ago.

Time to go Joe.

In fact it was never time to come.  You should have listened to your most accurate and most honest advisor, me, and stayed the hell out of this one.  Let Faux-cohontas or “The Mayor”, or Spartacus take the beatdown that’s coming your way.

You’ve had too great a career, Mr. Vice President, to chuck it in the sewer with that swine in the White House or the clowns running in your own party.

Your family loves you, your state loves you. Go back to Delaware and enjoy your lifelong victory parade.

And no Joe, you were not in Miami last night, that was Grand Rapids, Iowa.

It’s time Joe.

Click and listen.

UF/UF 258: Time to go Uncle Joe!

 

 

 

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When it’s time you’ll know. It’s time Joe.

UF/UF 253: Joey Jaws Shows His Chestnuts

As the internet and social media continue to shrink the world and blend cultures, one thing remains distinctly American.

JOEY JAWS!

Chestnut does it again. 71 hotdogs and buns. A record 12 titles. God Bless America!

We did other stuff too, but when America is this awesome what else is there to talk about.

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UF/UF 253: Joey Jaws Shows His Chestnuts

 

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Joey Jaws Chestnut is the vessel of our freedom!

UF/UF 251: Iran so far away!

It’s machine on machine crime as Iran shoots down an American drone and we respond with…

Yeah still waiting on that response from our fearless emperor, or President Trump if you like. AT the last second Trump pulled back claiming he didn’t want to kill that many Iranians. We sympathize but probably info you should have considered before you had F-18s locked and loaded for take off.

We discuss. Click below toy hear our masterful take.

UF/UF 251: Iran so far away!

 

 

This ain’t one of Hupps 4 prop jobs from the AT&T store.

 

 

UF/UF 250! Happy Father’s Day

Two big things. It’s Father’s Day and it’s episode 250 at UF/UF the podcast!

Big milestones both. In this episode:

  • Trump says controversial stuff (does it really matter what?)
  • Bieber challenges Tom Cruise to a fight. Who ya got?
  • Tony will list all Democrat candidates not winning the presidency. (Spoiler – all of them)

So relax on this father’s day Sunday and enjoy UF/UF 250, free of charge.  On us.

UF/UF 250! Happy Father’s Day

 

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“It’s the greatest Father’s Day in history.” “No one does Father’s Day better than me, I’m telling you!”

 

 

UF/UF 249: Send in the clowns!

Gas up the clown car boys, it’s debatin season!

For all of you who thought the Republican primary of 2016 was a giant shit show, and I was one of those people; hang on to your hats. You ain’t seen nothing yet.

The Democratic primary has become so large the debates have to be staggered over two nights. The field is so crowded right now the Dems have scheduled debates every month until the primary election just so they can get all the candidates proper air time.

We sort out the field for you tonight. Don’t miss it.

UF/UF 249: Send in the clowns!

 

 

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Clinton, McAuliffe, and Bloomberg are the only non-official candidates in this field, but are expected to join soon.

 

UF/UF 248: Mars Attacks

A very unsettling UF/UF program for you tonight.  A handful of Navy pilots and some other officials reported seeing Unidentified Flying Objects or UFOs the other day. Some of the pilots went as far as to say the movements made by these objects could not have been performed by human pilots.

Is this the beginning of the end? Will aliens beat the animals or AI in the race to destroy humanity?  Who knows. But click the link and we’ll give you our two galactic credits worth.

UF/UF 248: Mars Attacks

 

 

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Welcome to our new overlords!

 

UF/UF 247:The crazy; it burns.

From an abortion law that punishes the raped more so than the rapist, to a tax payer funded snipe hunt to find out what everyone always knew; Trump is a liar when it comes to money, to the blinding irony of the conservative movement when it comes to revealing personal info; college transcripts anyone, the crazy is at an all time high in our nations capital. And that’s saying something.

So the two big questions we answer tonight:

  1. Can we find a way to get people to stop killing babies without jailing the victim of rape for longer than the rapist?
  2. Is lying about your income, (the IRS not withstanding) a crime?

Sadly the answer to those questions is the same. Click the link to find out.

UF/UF 247:The crazy; it burns.

 

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We used to call this 1040 EZ, back when we were making $3.25 an hour.