UF/UF 328: He’ll be back!

Will he though?

Trump has been led to believe that he will be reinstated as President by August of this year. Who is leading him to believe that you ask?

Behold:

The psycho on the left is Mike Lindell AKA My Pillow Guy. The other one is Sidney Powell, Trump’s lawyer he jettisoned after she claimed Hugo Chavez rigged the machines to throw the election to Biden. Hugo took the eternal dirt nap about a hundred years ago so yeah bye bye Sid.

Either way both of these knuckle heads have been making separate loud public statements about the election and Trump being reinstated by August due to the evidence they each have dug up on their very own.

According to people in the know, the former President has taken to believe those two morons, telling his inner circle to make ready to return to the Oval Office.

Stay tuned people.

And click.

UF/UF 328: He’ll be back!

UF/UF 326: Another No No Cuomos

Well, they’re at it again.

Not that this should come as a surprise, but terrifically smug and sanctimonious Chris Cuomo of CNN has been conspiring with his brother, the Governor of NY, over the governor’s sexual harassment issues.

The arrogance by both men is unbelievable but not surprising.

We’ll break it all down and dish out the appropriate amount of disdain and vulgarity this situation demands. Plus Tony attacks the science from Planned Parenthood of using a cut up rubber glove as a condom for the small penised among us.

Click it. You know you want to.

UF/UF 326: Another No No Cuomos

Shame and Guilt in human form.

UF/UF 321: 60 Minutes to Irrelevance

This one is hard to believe really. I grew up on 60 Minutes, and Andy Rooney, and the original crew of respected journalists.

And it took all of 60 seconds to undo 53 years of solid programming. They owned the slot after the NFL late game Sundays on CBS.

Now they own the same moniker as most media, conservative or liberal, liars.

Click as we parse out the sad tale of a once respected news source.

UF/UF 321: 60 Minutes to Irrelevance

Couch it however you want, they lied to create news.

UF/UF 320: The Speaker Speaks!

So yeah former Speaker of the House John Boehner wrote a book. And drank. And drank some more. Then wrote some more. And it’s glorious. This will for sure be on the UF/UF Top 10 reading list for 2021.

Anyone who drunkenly cusses out Ted Cruz in his memoir is automatically my new favorite author.

Hinter Biden and Congressman Mat Gaetz have PR issues. Like real issues. Like probably going to jail issues.

Baseball takes a social stand. We’ll tell you why they messed up big time.

All that and more on the Easter episode of UF/UF The Podcast.

Click the link you little bunny.

UF/UF 320: The Speaker Speaks!

Coolness personified.

UF/UF 319: Oh No Cuomos!?!

It couldn’t get worse for the NY Governor could it?

Hell yeah it can. And he’s more than willing to make it worse for himself. Oh Andrew, why do you have to be the way you are? Turns out his brother, CNN anchor Chris Cuomo, is in on it; taking special benefits for himself and his family.

Also tonight! Friend of the podcast Joe Biden, AKA The President, does his first press conference. Cringe worthy at times, decent at others. Tony and I break it all down for you.

So click it baby!

The link that is…

UF/UF 319: Oh No Cuomo!?!

Two Cuomos, one crime family.

UF/UF 318: What’s in a number?

Fun with numbers. It was one of those weeks folks. And it started bad from the jump.

For future reference we are on episode 318. For some reason our lazy intern keeps sliding in a 217 or a 213 here and there. Rest assured she’ll be dealt with. Also be assured no matter the number, the product is as good as always.

Speaking of numbers…

How many times did President Biden trip up the stairs in one go? That would be three. How many times was it replayed on FOX News? That would be eleventy billion. How many times did MSNBC show Trump and Pence tripping the same way? Well it’s more than the other number, but I’ve run out of catchy names for it.

On the plus side of the numbers issue, and in line with our continuing effort to be more positive this year…

That’s 57 year old Kathy Jacobs below, who appeared at an open call for older models for Sports Illustrated’s swim suit edition. We here at UF/UF the Podcast applaud their choice and believe firmly in beauty being in the eye of the beholder. We behold her to be stunning.

Yeah

Not a fan of numbers? No worry. The only number you need to know is 1. As in how many clicks you need to hear Tony and I break all this bullshit down in episode 318.

UF/UF 318: What’s in a number?

UF/UF 217: Time to go Cuomo

As if the case against NY Governor Andrew Cuomo wasn’t bad enough, now both NY Democrats in the Senate are calling for his ouster. Senators Kristi Gillibrand and Chuck Schumer have told Cuomo it’s time to go. Andrew’s response: I ain’t going nowhere.

So yeah that should make for a fun summer as more sexual assault/harassment victims come forward to accuse the embattled Governor. Stay tuned.

Also tonight, Tucker Carlson goes after pregnant women in the military and it goes exactly how you’d expect. So slide FOX NEWS into the “We no longer back the military” column. Definitely stay tuned on this one.

All that and more on tonight’s episode of UF/UF The Podcast.

But you gotta click.

UF/UF 217: Time to go Cuomo

 

President Biden declines to call for Gov. Cuomo to resign, awaits probe
So the exit is this way then?

UF/UF 316: We Are Not Alone!

Cleveland Browns QB Baker Mayfield answers the question of whether or not we are alone in the universe. Reporting on his Instagram feed that he and his wife, and a shit ton of other Texans, saw a UFO near their home in Texas. While not a Browns fan like Hupp, I am a Mayfield fan. I believe him and I await our alien overlords.

There is a different kind of alien invasion is on the horizon and no one wants to talk about it. Thousands of unaccompanied kids are reportedly moving towards the US southern border to find a new home in the land of the free. The last time Biden was in the government as VP the administration dropped off thousands of unaccompanied kids to various health departments in various states in the middle of the night.

How will now President Biden handle this seemingly similar issue?

You gotta click, if for no other reason than to hear Hupp threaten Aliens for trying to abduct his QB.

UF/UF 316: We Are Not Alone!

 

Give me back my quarterback!

UF/UF 311: Coup d’état by any other name…

The week has been a year long. It was only 6 days ago that we heard Trump on the phone with Georgia election officials and the GA Secretary of State, trying to force him to rig the election results of that state. And we don’t even cover that on this episode.

That’s how crazy the week has been.

Then we watched in real time, live on TV, the President of the United States call the in-coming President illegitimate, shame his own VP Mike Pence, and then encourage a mob to go to the capitol to “help the weaker Republicans in congress.” Then America’s mayor, (and equally idiotic lawyer), Rudy Giuliani said we need “Trial by Combat”.

The crowd gave Trump and Rudy what they wanted.

Then we watched in horror as an Air Force veteran along with hundreds of others, seduced by ridiculous lies about stolen elections and stupid conspiracy theories about deep state actors, break into our center of government to attack a system that has stood the test of time for over 200 years. She paid for that terrible decision with her life.

That horror was followed by seditionists and traitors wearing MAGA gear, attack and eventually kill Capitol Police Officer and National Guard Staff Sargent Brian Sicknick, reportedly beating him with a fire extinguisher.

All live in real time.

It’s been a week of weeks. And I’m afraid we may not be done.

Coup d’état by any other name…

 

Back the Blue? US Capitol Police Officer Brian Sicknick – murdered by traitors to the United States Jan 6 2021

UF/UF 302: Option C Please

Editor’s Note: At the time of the taping of this podcast the President had not been taken to the hospital. We at UF/UF The Podcast wish President Trump and more so First Lady Melania a speedy recovery.

Wow that was something alight. Something terrible and embarrassing.

It brought to mind the declaration from King Longshanks in Braveheart when he pondered who to send to negotiate with William Wallace. When the thought of his son came to mind he said this: The mere sight of him would only encourage an enemy to take over the whole country. 

My friends that sums up the 1st presidential debate in a nutshell. A petulant man-baby who is President and a doddering old man who wants to be President.

How have we not been invaded yet?

Click the link.

UF/UF 302: Option C Please

 

Holy Guacamole we’re doomed!