From an abortion law that punishes the raped more so than the rapist, to a tax payer funded snipe hunt to find out what everyone always knew; Trump is a liar when it comes to money, to the blinding irony of the conservative movement when it comes to revealing personal info; college transcripts anyone, the crazy is at an all time high in our nations capital. And that’s saying something.
So the two big questions we answer tonight:
Can we find a way to get people to stop killing babies without jailing the victim of rape for longer than the rapist?
Is lying about your income, (the IRS not withstanding) a crime?
Sadly the answer to those questions is the same. Click the link to find out.
UF/UF 247:The crazy; it burns.
We used to call this 1040 EZ, back when we were making $3.25 an hour.
Editor’s Note: At the time of recording episode 245 in the studio, we were unaware of the transition to the living force of Peter Mayhew, the actor who brought the most beloved walking carpet in the history of movies to life in the form of Chewbacca.
We would be remiss in not mentioning this event even though we don’t speak of it in the following podcast. It is after all May the 4th. If you need the importance of this day explained to you, Chewbacca’s passing means nothing to you anyway.
For all others: See you again Chewie, no one is ever really gone.
He did it! Tiger Woods has completed the most improbable comeback possibly in sports history.
So historic was this Master’s Sunday, Tony had it on the big screen for me when I got to the studio this morning for today’s podcast. That is historic ladies and gentlemen.
Anyway, drink it in. I know I am.
We did some other stuff too. Another dope joined an already overcrowded Democratic field for the primary to take on Trump. And surprise surprise a local DMV in California is getting sued because it doesn’t know the difference between racism and a Premier Soccer League logo.
My broadcast partner’s brush with celebrity not withstanding, UF/UF stands with Martina. Who’s Martina? You savage! Martina Navratilova you unwashed heathen. Only the greatest female tennis player in the world and top five no matter gender. And gender is what got her in a jam. And now the possibly the fiercest warrior professional tennis has ever seen has been dumped by some LBGTQ organizations because she dares to question Transgender policies in professional sports.
To say I’m incensed by this would be a massive understatement. Click to hear my rant.
To say Virginia Governor Ralph Northam has had a bad week is a colossal understatement. The same week in which Ralph said he approves of late term abortion but also approves killing the child should the mother go into premature labor before the baby could be aborted in the womb, a yearbook photo of Ralph and another gentleman from his school dressed in black face and a KKK robe surfaced.
My guess is Gov. Northam is the one in blackface. Be your own judge.
Side note – Government is back open because Pelosi spanked Trump’s ass.
… for the Christmas Army. That’s right, the war is on and you my friend need to grab your musket and get to the front line.
Yeah kids it’s real. I know, I know. I’ve been a denier for so long. But the latest attack on Classic Christmas cartoons has made me a believer. So I enlisted in Santa’s Army to fight in the war on Christmas.
If you were as savvy a musical aficionado as my partner (that’s podcast partner, not that there’s anything wrong with that) you would think the title of our post today is from the song Black Out the Sun by the band Sevendust. And you’d be right and you’d also be wrong.
Black out the sun is the new remedy by the current group of climate scientists to forestall the coming climate apocalypse. It seems spraying chemicals into the atmosphere to “dim” the sun passed muster and is now being considered by the people who consider these things.
What happened? More to the point, when did it happen? When did common decency become a weakness? When did treating your adversary with respect make you a traitor? When did getting your jollies become more important than protecting the children of God’s church on earth?
Not sure we have any answers for you today, but we have opinions. Click if you want to hear them.