Editors note: This version of UF/UF The Podcast was taped just a few hours prior to the news that NBA legend Kobe Bryant was killed in a helicopter crash in Calabasas California.
Well what can we say, the clown show continues in DC on an epic level. It’s safe to say it’s embarrassing to us all. No one is clean in this silliness. Lets just all hope and pray it ends as quickly as possible. This proceeding serves no good purpose.
A very unsettling UF/UF program for you tonight. A handful of Navy pilots and some other officials reported seeing Unidentified Flying Objects or UFOs the other day. Some of the pilots went as far as to say the movements made by these objects could not have been performed by human pilots.
Is this the beginning of the end? Will aliens beat the animals or AI in the race to destroy humanity? Who knows. But click the link and we’ll give you our two galactic credits worth.
From an abortion law that punishes the raped more so than the rapist, to a tax payer funded snipe hunt to find out what everyone always knew; Trump is a liar when it comes to money, to the blinding irony of the conservative movement when it comes to revealing personal info; college transcripts anyone, the crazy is at an all time high in our nations capital. And that’s saying something.
So the two big questions we answer tonight:
Can we find a way to get people to stop killing babies without jailing the victim of rape for longer than the rapist?
Is lying about your income, (the IRS not withstanding) a crime?
Sadly the answer to those questions is the same. Click the link to find out.
UF/UF 247:The crazy; it burns.
We used to call this 1040 EZ, back when we were making $3.25 an hour.
Editor’s Note: At the time of recording episode 245 in the studio, we were unaware of the transition to the living force of Peter Mayhew, the actor who brought the most beloved walking carpet in the history of movies to life in the form of Chewbacca.
We would be remiss in not mentioning this event even though we don’t speak of it in the following podcast. It is after all May the 4th. If you need the importance of this day explained to you, Chewbacca’s passing means nothing to you anyway.
For all others: See you again Chewie, no one is ever really gone.
He did it! Tiger Woods has completed the most improbable comeback possibly in sports history.
So historic was this Master’s Sunday, Tony had it on the big screen for me when I got to the studio this morning for today’s podcast. That is historic ladies and gentlemen.
Anyway, drink it in. I know I am.
We did some other stuff too. Another dope joined an already overcrowded Democratic field for the primary to take on Trump. And surprise surprise a local DMV in California is getting sued because it doesn’t know the difference between racism and a Premier Soccer League logo.
My broadcast partner’s brush with celebrity not withstanding, UF/UF stands with Martina. Who’s Martina? You savage! Martina Navratilova you unwashed heathen. Only the greatest female tennis player in the world and top five no matter gender. And gender is what got her in a jam. And now the possibly the fiercest warrior professional tennis has ever seen has been dumped by some LBGTQ organizations because she dares to question Transgender policies in professional sports.
To say I’m incensed by this would be a massive understatement. Click to hear my rant.