UF/UF 287: The End Times?

Corona, Murder Bees, locusts terrorizing the African Continent, Arabia, and Southeast Asia. This was all the opening act of 2020.  What this year needs now is a little race war. In steps the Minneapolis Police with the murder of a handcuffed, subdued, black man on live TV.   

You hate to think the year couldn’t get worse cause you’d hate to see it prove you wrong.

Either way we break it all down for you as usual.

But you gotta click.

UF/UF 287: The End Times?

 

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That is a 3rd Precinct police station in Minneapolis Saturday night.

 

 

UF/UF 285: It’s the economy stupid!

If the cure kills you in a different way, aren’t you still dead?  That, in effect, is what the President is supposing as he hints at lifting some Corona Virus restrictions to get the country and the economy moving again.

We break that premise down tonight as well as play Where is Uncle Joe? Biden that is.  He’s the presumptive nominee for the Democratic party and he can’t seem to get on TV at the moment.  With his disjointed thoughts and slurring style of speech lately maybe that’s a good thing.

Anyway, Hupp and I are germ free as far as we know, so click the link.  It wont hurt ya… for very long.

UF/UF 285: It’s the economy stupid!

 

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This outta be good.

UF/UF 284: While Rome Burns…

So it’s Corona all day every day.  Did anyone even see Biden kick the living shit out of Bernie on Tuesday night?  In ordinary times we’d still be talking about it this weekend. But these aren’t ordinary times are they?

Well if you want Corona all day every day you have come to the right place.  Hupp and I got our social distancing act together, stock piled some shit tickets (that’s southern for toilet paper) and pumped out a podcast.

But you gotta click.

UF/UF 284: While Rome Burns…

 

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We. Are. Doomed!

UF/UF 283: Don’t Squeeze the Charmin

It’s fair to argue that this is the craziest thing we’ve seen in our lifetime.  America is closing, shutting down, standing still. Covid -19, a strain of the Corona virus, has brought everything to a screeching halt.

Even after Sept 11th we were encouraged to go to ball games, go out to eat, just go out.  Staying in and being afraid meant the terrorist won. Well on that scale Corona is winning.

First the NBA, then the Final Four, then the NHL, now schools, universities, entertainment events, and so forth. Wasn’t personal until this morning. On Friday, 13 March, year of our Lord 2020, the Master’s was postponed. This will be the first time the mecca of all golf tournaments will not be played since World War II.

And I ain’t happy about it.

Click the link to find out why. And we talk about some other things. But not much.  And by the way, stop buying up all the fucking toilet paper!

UF/UF 283: Don’t Squeeze the Charmin

 

 

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What in the blue hell people?!?!

 

 

UF/UF 281: From Russia with Love

As the election season ramps up and the Dems realize they’re sucking wind, both parties get notified the Russians are “meddling” in both sides of the election.

Yeah that’s right, Bernie Sanders has been notified the Russians are helping his campaign as well as Trump’s run. Not sure why Trump needs help at this moment, but hey it’s their rubles, they can spend them how they want.

Saddle up gang. The Russians are coming.  Again.

UF/UF 281: From Russia with Love

 

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Comrades in Arms

UF/UF 279: State of…Decay

I’m not even sure what cliché to use anymore.  They’ve all been used, beat to death even. It’s just… it’s just… The Democrats.

If they’re not careful that will becomer a permanent refrain. Russia, Impeachment, Iowa… The Democrats.

They should be scared shitless, but I imagine they have no idea what history is about to write about them.

UF/UF 279: State of…Decay

 

 

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This feels like it will ends badly.

 

UF/UF 277: Impeach-a-palooza

Editors note: This version of UF/UF The Podcast was taped just a few hours prior to the news that NBA legend Kobe Bryant was killed in a helicopter crash in Calabasas California. 

Well what can we say, the clown show continues in DC on an epic level.  It’s safe to say it’s embarrassing to us all. No one is clean in this silliness.  Lets just all hope and pray it ends as quickly as possible. This proceeding serves no good purpose.

UF/UF 277: Impeach-a-palooza

 

 

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Send in the clowns… Oh they’re already here.

 

UF/UF 276: Hupp vs The Mouse

They are a lot of elements to the show today. We get into the Iran issue of course, and the impeachment, and the election.  We even renew a golden oldie in a Culture Club rant.

But nothing will compare to Hupp’s take down of The House of the Mouse. Don’t miss our Top 5 list as we run down the most overrated things in our world. And yeah, Hupp went there.

For the record I happen to love my Disney + subscription.  (Just in case Mickey is a listener.)

UF/UF 276: Hupp vs The Mouse

 

 

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He ain’t Hupp’s father.

 

UF/UF 253: Joey Jaws Shows His Chestnuts

As the internet and social media continue to shrink the world and blend cultures, one thing remains distinctly American.

JOEY JAWS!

Chestnut does it again. 71 hotdogs and buns. A record 12 titles. God Bless America!

We did other stuff too, but when America is this awesome what else is there to talk about.

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UF/UF 253: Joey Jaws Shows His Chestnuts

 

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Joey Jaws Chestnut is the vessel of our freedom!

UF/UF 248: Mars Attacks

A very unsettling UF/UF program for you tonight.  A handful of Navy pilots and some other officials reported seeing Unidentified Flying Objects or UFOs the other day. Some of the pilots went as far as to say the movements made by these objects could not have been performed by human pilots.

Is this the beginning of the end? Will aliens beat the animals or AI in the race to destroy humanity?  Who knows. But click the link and we’ll give you our two galactic credits worth.

UF/UF 248: Mars Attacks

 

 

Mars Attacks

Welcome to our new overlords!