Former President Trump teases Hannity’s Fox audience that he’s made a decision about the 2024 Presidential election. He then refused to say what his decision was.
He did manage to tout his skill on that pesky test he took last year where he correctly answered all 30 questions from an exam he thought was about his IQ. Sadly all he took was a dementia diagnostic tool they give to patients with traumatic brain injury, the elderly who shows signs of dementia, and everything in between.
Also tonight, should you be allowed on the US Olympic team if your sole purpose is to protest the US? Where does freedom end and patriotism begin?
Hupp and I fix all of that in tonight’s episode of UF/UF The Podcast.
UF/UF 332: Presidential Election 2024 – Person Woman Man Camera TV
Rudy is in a jam. With Trump no longer covering for him, Rudy Giuliani is at the will and whim of the court system. And much like his track record in helping the former president challenge the 2020 election, Rudy is losing big time.
America’s mayor, the king of New York after the September 11th attacks in 2001, has been told by the state courts of NY he is no longer welcome to practice law there.
He has bigger problems too. Rudy is staring down the barrel of a multi-billion dollar lawsuit from the voting machine company he has maligned by saying they threw the election to Biden in Nov of 2020. He won’t be alone there as Lin Wood and Sidney what’s her name will also be facing that lawsuit.
A new fad is on the horizon. You’ve not heard of it? Surely not.
You better get on board. Every dictator will be styling it this season. It’s the Un diet. As in North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. The would be moronic despot looked markedly thinner in his first public appearance in some time.
Now word comes, from Un himself, that North Korea is facing a “tense food crisis.” Word on the street is it’s likely that around 3 million North Koreans have died from starvation over the last several years. If true that number may balloon now that the most dishonest man on the planet is admitting to a food shortage in his own country.
Is the Un story believable? Yeah kind of. You know if the food is short, Un is getting the lion’s share of it and he’s still dropping weight like an aging swimsuit model stung out on Cali’s finest blow.
Trump has been led to believe that he will be reinstated as President by August of this year. Who is leading him to believe that you ask?
The psycho on the left is Mike Lindell AKA My Pillow Guy. The other one is Sidney Powell, Trump’s lawyer he jettisoned after she claimed Hugo Chavez rigged the machines to throw the election to Biden. Hugo took the eternal dirt nap about a hundred years ago so yeah bye bye Sid.
Either way both of these knuckle heads have been making separate loud public statements about the election and Trump being reinstated by August due to the evidence they each have dug up on their very own.
According to people in the know, the former President has taken to believe those two morons, telling his inner circle to make ready to return to the Oval Office.
Not that this should come as a surprise, but terrifically smug and sanctimonious Chris Cuomo of CNN has been conspiring with his brother, the Governor of NY, over the governor’s sexual harassment issues.
The arrogance by both men is unbelievable but not surprising.
We’ll break it all down and dish out the appropriate amount of disdain and vulgarity this situation demands. Plus Tony attacks the science from Planned Parenthood of using a cut up rubber glove as a condom for the small penised among us.
It couldn’t get worse for the NY Governor could it?
Hell yeah it can. And he’s more than willing to make it worse for himself. Oh Andrew, why do you have to be the way you are? Turns out his brother, CNN anchor Chris Cuomo, is in on it; taking special benefits for himself and his family.
Also tonight! Friend of the podcast Joe Biden, AKA The President, does his first press conference. Cringe worthy at times, decent at others. Tony and I break it all down for you.
Fun with numbers. It was one of those weeks folks. And it started bad from the jump.
For future reference we are on episode 318. For some reason our lazy intern keeps sliding in a 217 or a 213 here and there. Rest assured she’ll be dealt with. Also be assured no matter the number, the product is as good as always.
Speaking of numbers…
How many times did President Biden trip up the stairs in one go? That would be three. How many times was it replayed on FOX News? That would be eleventy billion. How many times did MSNBC show Trump and Pence tripping the same way? Well it’s more than the other number, but I’ve run out of catchy names for it.
On the plus side of the numbers issue, and in line with our continuing effort to be more positive this year…
That’s 57 year old Kathy Jacobs below, who appeared at an open call for older models for Sports Illustrated’s swim suit edition. We here at UF/UF the Podcast applaud their choice and believe firmly in beauty being in the eye of the beholder. We behold her to be stunning.
Not a fan of numbers? No worry. The only number you need to know is 1. As in how many clicks you need to hear Tony and I break all this bullshit down in episode 318.
As if the case against NY Governor Andrew Cuomo wasn’t bad enough, now both NY Democrats in the Senate are calling for his ouster. Senators Kristi Gillibrand and Chuck Schumer have told Cuomo it’s time to go. Andrew’s response: I ain’t going nowhere.
So yeah that should make for a fun summer as more sexual assault/harassment victims come forward to accuse the embattled Governor. Stay tuned.
Also tonight, Tucker Carlson goes after pregnant women in the military and it goes exactly how you’d expect. So slide FOX NEWS into the “We no longer back the military” column. Definitely stay tuned on this one.
All that and more on tonight’s episode of UF/UF The Podcast.