In Rural Uganda, it’s a real life “Planet of the Apes.” Chimpanzees habitat is being infringed upon, and they ain’t having it. Terrifying, but we’ll give you the details.
Meanwhile, if the impeachment hearings were a football game, the dems are “rumbling, stumbling, bumbling.” So far they’ve called three witnesses that aint witnessed anything. And they keep looking for a reason.
And in other news, it’s not nice to yank off some ones helmet and swing it at them, but, one of us hates the Steelers anyway…so….
All that and more stuff you need to hear.
Impeachment? It’s like three monkeys with a football, if you get my drift.
Oh Canada, just another liberal hypocrite caught wearing black fa….no, brown fa…..no, just make up. Nothing to see, here, folks. Trudeau’s not even sure how many of these types of pictures are out there. Justin, maybe just think about it a little before you call leaders of other countries racists.
It’s one of those “If we don’t learn from history we’re bound to repeat it” clever phrases people like to say, but it never really means anything. If they were clearing out large territories of Virginian forest to build a factory, or lay a pipeline, protestors would be up there polluting the environment in defense of the land like they did in Standing Rock for a pipeline…all good, but you know, this is for a solar farm, so just hack that forest down and screw the wildlife.
Anyone ever hear of the dust bowl? Not an expert, just puts me in mind of it.
By the way, if you’ve never read “The Worst Hard Time” drop a few bucks and give it a read. Makes you appreciate your big screen. And you know, all that history repeating itself stuff. Don’t screw with progress, that’s what they thought.
The Pope is out this week as the Bully flies solo. Want to know who’s still in the democratic race? Just look at the money, honey.
Bernie Sanders (Who me?) decides to pay staffers $15 an hour after preaching about it forever. You know…he’ll reduce their hours so they’ll make the same, but….you know… I hate that I’m not even making this up. Bernie, you are a fraud.
Plus…Meth Gators. It’s fun to say!
I have to pay $15 an hour?
I’ll outlaw that Monopoly game! No, wait, do I get $200 when I pass go?