In Rural Uganda, it’s a real life “Planet of the Apes.” Chimpanzees habitat is being infringed upon, and they ain’t having it. Terrifying, but we’ll give you the details.

Meanwhile, if the impeachment hearings were a football game, the dems are “rumbling, stumbling, bumbling.” So far they’ve called three witnesses that aint witnessed anything. And they keep looking for a reason.

And in other news, it’s not nice to yank off some ones helmet and swing it at them, but, one of us hates the Steelers anyway…so….

All that and more stuff you need to hear.

Just listen.

Impeachment? It’s like three monkeys with a football, if you get my drift.

Oh Canada, just another liberal hypocrite caught wearing black fa….no, brown fa…..no, just make up. Nothing to see, here, folks. Trudeau’s not even sure how many of these types of pictures are out there. Justin, maybe just think about it a little before you call leaders of other countries racists.

We discuss this and other important topics.

Listen, discuss, and come back next week.

Just some good clean fun

It’s one of those “If we don’t learn from history we’re bound to repeat it” clever phrases people like to say, but it never really means anything. If they were clearing out large territories of Virginian forest to build a factory, or lay a pipeline, protestors would be up there polluting the environment in defense of the land like they did in Standing Rock for a pipeline…all good, but you know, this is for a solar farm, so just hack that forest down and screw the wildlife.

Anyone ever hear of the dust bowl? Not an expert, just puts me in mind of it.

By the way, if you’ve never read “The Worst Hard Time” drop a few bucks and give it a read. Makes you appreciate your big screen. And you know, all that history repeating itself stuff. Don’t screw with progress, that’s what they thought.

https://www.wusa9.com/article/news/massive-solar-project-planned-in-virginia-fears-and-facts/65-de8615cb-42c5-47e4-8b86-b30369cc47cc

https://thefederalist.com/2017/03/10/environmentalist-protest-destroys-environment-standing-rock/

UF/UF 255: Follow the money

The Pope is out this week as the Bully flies solo. Want to know who’s still in the democratic race? Just look at the money, honey.

Bernie Sanders (Who me?) decides to pay staffers $15 an hour after preaching about it forever.  You know…he’ll reduce their hours so they’ll make the same, but….you know… I hate that I’m not even making this up. Bernie, you are a fraud.

Plus…Meth Gators. It’s fun to say!

I have to pay $15 an hour?

I’ll outlaw that Monopoly game! No, wait, do I get $200 when I pass go?

Pelosi says Trump is trying to make America whiter, AOC says Pelosi is targeting women of color. Vapid identity politics at it’s finest.

And…if “kids in cages” makes you mad, it started in 2014 under Obama. But you didn’t care then, did you?

Also, an author may be on the Clintons hit list, and a Bishop wants to perform an exorcism on an entire city from a chopper carrying a vat full of holy water. Yeah.

Its all here, you just need to listen

Lets make it an unfair fight, ladies

UF/UF 252 Dems Duh-bate

The democrats had their first two rounds of debate. Pure entertainment fodder…for awhile. Its hard to distinguish yourself when you’re, well, undistinguishable.

But hey, a couple of them speak Spanish and they all want to give everything away for free. Anyway, we cover it with a different take.

Plus, five public speaking tips from the Donald himself. That shouldn’t be missed. Lastly, bad news for Philadelphia residents unless you’re a ballsy-70 year old lady.

But you’ll have to listen.

A packed house, but that’s just onstage.

UFUF 239 How many can there be?

A substitute host sits in for the Pope this week as we discuss the latest dem to declare.

Beto has declared. Hate to tell you but you couldn’t even beat Ted Cruz for Senate.

How many candidates are possible? I can’t even  pronounce some of the names when I’m looking at them. Well, we’ll see.

Plus, snakes eating snakes eating rats. yes, That’s Australia for you.

Yea, this guy

You need a good slogan. How about “better with Beto.”