Yeah you read that right. Denmark gets right in China’s grill with a comic about the Corona Virus. China is offended and demands an apology from Denmark. The Danes say “Toughen up and make me some chicken and broccoli!”
It’s been that kind of week folks.
Tune in for a breakdown of the good, the bad, the happy, the sad.
Editors note: This version of UF/UF The Podcast was taped just a few hours prior to the news that NBA legend Kobe Bryant was killed in a helicopter crash in Calabasas California.
Well what can we say, the clown show continues in DC on an epic level. It’s safe to say it’s embarrassing to us all. No one is clean in this silliness. Lets just all hope and pray it ends as quickly as possible. This proceeding serves no good purpose.
It was a banner week if your name was Francis. I’ve almost made it back from the dead or “The Flu” as they call it down here. The Nobel Prize winner in science, Frances Arnold, could not replicate her conclusions and retracted her paper, Pope Francis 1st smacked an old lady, and Francis Moore was finally honored for his role in the actual Tea Party some 250 years ago.
So it appears only the dead guy named Francis had a decent week.
That’s a lot of F*&kin Francis’ in one podcast. Go slow, breathe deep, and we’ll talk you through it.
But first, as always, you gotta click.
UF/UF 275: Lighten Up Francis
Say what you want but Pope Francis is using the force!
One Joe out, one Joe out in front. One Joe came to his senses, one Joe losing his.
Don’t miss this dichotic episode of UF/UF the Podcast. We lament why Joe Biden didn’t heed our warning and we strain hard to remember who Joe Sestak is and why he’s in the news. (Spoiler! He ran for president.) ((Double Spoiler!! No he didn’t.))
Click for god’s sake. Your life may depend on it. (No it won’t)
One of my favorite sporting events is the professional feces toss in the gorilla cage at the zoo. The absolute euphoria on the faces of those gorillas as their excrement slams against the glass after they’ve hurled it at an unsuspecting zoo patron is, as they say, priceless.
Sometime imitation is not the purest form of flattery. And quite frankly it diminishes the original in a lot of ways. Well thanks to the Democrats and Republicans my fav sport has been ruined. RUINED!
Click the link to hear Tony and I break down the shit tossing that was the impeachment hearings and Democratic Presidential debate this week.
You won’t be disappointed.
Well… you probably will be, but I get paid by the word so… here we are.
UF/UF271: The Great Divide
Get you a girl that looks at you the way No Nuts Nunes watches his witness kill his case.