The house of the Mouse may have gone too far this time. Disney screwed over one of it’s starts for one of if not the biggest franchise they’ve ever owned.
Disney released the new Black Widow movie, staring Scarlett Johannsen as Avenger Black Widow, to it’s streaming platform one week after the movie debuted in theaters. And by the way it was raking in the cash the first week it opened.
The release to the streaming platform some 6 months early has cut the profits of the movie and Scar Jo’s profits considerably. Mickey may have stepped in it this time. Give me the smart hot tough chick over the stupid mouse any day of the week.
Oh yeah and Trump is running for president in 2024. So there’s that.
Former President Trump teases Hannity’s Fox audience that he’s made a decision about the 2024 Presidential election. He then refused to say what his decision was.
He did manage to tout his skill on that pesky test he took last year where he correctly answered all 30 questions from an exam he thought was about his IQ. Sadly all he took was a dementia diagnostic tool they give to patients with traumatic brain injury, the elderly who shows signs of dementia, and everything in between.
Also tonight, should you be allowed on the US Olympic team if your sole purpose is to protest the US? Where does freedom end and patriotism begin?
Hupp and I fix all of that in tonight’s episode of UF/UF The Podcast.
UF/UF 332: Presidential Election 2024 – Person Woman Man Camera TV
Rudy is in a jam. With Trump no longer covering for him, Rudy Giuliani is at the will and whim of the court system. And much like his track record in helping the former president challenge the 2020 election, Rudy is losing big time.
America’s mayor, the king of New York after the September 11th attacks in 2001, has been told by the state courts of NY he is no longer welcome to practice law there.
He has bigger problems too. Rudy is staring down the barrel of a multi-billion dollar lawsuit from the voting machine company he has maligned by saying they threw the election to Biden in Nov of 2020. He won’t be alone there as Lin Wood and Sidney what’s her name will also be facing that lawsuit.
A new fad is on the horizon. You’ve not heard of it? Surely not.
You better get on board. Every dictator will be styling it this season. It’s the Un diet. As in North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. The would be moronic despot looked markedly thinner in his first public appearance in some time.
Now word comes, from Un himself, that North Korea is facing a “tense food crisis.” Word on the street is it’s likely that around 3 million North Koreans have died from starvation over the last several years. If true that number may balloon now that the most dishonest man on the planet is admitting to a food shortage in his own country.
Is the Un story believable? Yeah kind of. You know if the food is short, Un is getting the lion’s share of it and he’s still dropping weight like an aging swimsuit model stung out on Cali’s finest blow.
Well gang, someone beat us to it. Something we’ve all dreamed about doing at some point in our lives; slapping the French people. Of course you can’t slap them all. So what’s the next bets thing? Slapping their national representative.
That’s right, Damien Tarel was all of us when he busted the French president Macron in the face at a rope line. Here’s the issue, from the initial pics we saw, the slapper looked like a woman. Sorry Damien. And he was eventually captured and charged to 4 months in the slammer.
Totally worth it.
Nice work Tarel.
We talk about other stuff too. Click.
UF/UF 329: Saint gifle heureux !! Macron Slapped Silly!
It was reported Macron surrendered France right after this. (Not really)
Trump has been led to believe that he will be reinstated as President by August of this year. Who is leading him to believe that you ask?
The psycho on the left is Mike Lindell AKA My Pillow Guy. The other one is Sidney Powell, Trump’s lawyer he jettisoned after she claimed Hugo Chavez rigged the machines to throw the election to Biden. Hugo took the eternal dirt nap about a hundred years ago so yeah bye bye Sid.
Either way both of these knuckle heads have been making separate loud public statements about the election and Trump being reinstated by August due to the evidence they each have dug up on their very own.
According to people in the know, the former President has taken to believe those two morons, telling his inner circle to make ready to return to the Oval Office.
Not that this should come as a surprise, but terrifically smug and sanctimonious Chris Cuomo of CNN has been conspiring with his brother, the Governor of NY, over the governor’s sexual harassment issues.
The arrogance by both men is unbelievable but not surprising.
We’ll break it all down and dish out the appropriate amount of disdain and vulgarity this situation demands. Plus Tony attacks the science from Planned Parenthood of using a cut up rubber glove as a condom for the small penised among us.
If you’ve followed us at all you know we are always here for the rough stuff. And finally the two young guns in congress are getting after it.
It’s North vs South, Georgia vs New York, MTG vs AOC. Good looking members of congress with names so long they both go by their edgy monograms.
This could be a solid bout. AOC is more diminutive but feisty hailing from the mean streets of the Bronx and part of Queens. MTG is a sexy gym rat, chiseled and toned on her own training business ironically enough also in the 14th district. In this case that means Dade, Polk, and Catoosa counties in the northwest corner of Georgia.
Tough to pick a philly in this race. In the octagon I’m going MTG; a trained fighter with a good history of living in the gym. In the streets I’m going with AOC, the former bartender from the Bronx.
We’ll see how this plays out, but you know what we’re hoping for. Fingers’ crossed.
We at UF/UF the Podcast would like to wish all the Moms out there a most happy Mother’s Day.
On to the show.
Yeah man it’s on like Donkey Kong.
What started out as a small dispute over fishing rights is escalating quickly. Navy ships from both sides came to the fore and it was about to break out when the French fishermen fired off a few flares, yelled some obscenities’ and sailed away.
Sainte vache! Where have we seen this before. I think we all know how this movie ends.