Yeah that’s right, the Space Force is a thing now. But don’t try to butt in line to sign up. Hupp has first dibs. Also don’t look now but the flag protests in the NFL have been reignited… by President Trump.
But really, join the Space Force. As one observant Trump supporter opined, “It’ll be a big waste of money but it will be so cool.”
Would you like to know more?
UF/UF 212: Uncle Don Wants You – for the Space Force!
Hey guess what? A professional wrassler ran for Mayor of Knox County in Tennessee, the home of UF/UF The Podcast, and won easily. Hey guess what, he still wrassels and goes by the name KANE! And guess what else, he can kick your mayor’s ass.
We have more election results and a few insights on the latest round of Mediori Overreacticum. For you unwashed that’s Latin for Media Overreaction. Either way you say it the renting of garments in the media has reached new levels of asshattery.
Love him, hate him, embarrassed by him, whatever your feeling toward our president is, we must close ranks behind him when he travels to foreign countries. Our good friends in the UK, (remember we kicked their ass in 1776) felt the need to insult our President. What’s worse, the mayor of London condoned it, even encouraged it. Now he’s a swine no doubt, and we knew that but still.
Anyway, President Trump finally made his trip to the UK and the locals showed their collective asses. I won’t even dignify what they did by describing it. Safe to say, there is a reason we kicked them in the bloody ole bum so long ago.
Give a listen, we have some thoughts on the matter.
Yeah you read that right. Shero, as in women heroes. Folks we need em, the sheros. A crisis has emerged. A civil war has broken out and it’s not Trumpians vs Liberals. It’s not Avengers vs Justice League. It’s the… It’s… I can’t believe I’m typing this.
It’s the Lesbians (#sheros) vs the Transgenders (no hashtag, indicating their lameness) over the right to womanhood. As in who are real women and who aren’t. The first shot was fired by the #sheros at the pride parade in London, England. They wanted the Trans folks out of the parade and more importantly out of the movement for equality. This isn’t getting much play as you might imagine.
All joking aside this may have serious implications in the issue over the rights of Transgenders in this country. Stay tuned. More on this in the future. Until then revel in the glory that is the greatest hashtag since #feelthebern
As for me and my house we are team #shero.
We talked about other stuff too. So click and listen.
Spoiler, the answer is no. Neither side wants to fix the issue. Liberals want to vilify Trump, conservatives want to justify Trump. Zero people are actually thinking of the well being of the kids on the boarder, caught in the middle of the inter-species orgy known as American politics.
We’ll break it all down with some rough talk and witty metaphors. Also tonight, a Grandmother strangles a rabid racoon to death with her bare hands because it was easier than calling for help. I think I’m in love.
Yeah forget that mess, don’t cross our border bro. The price for that infraction is no the seizure of your children. To be fair this is a law that has been on the books for a long, long time. The look of it is unseemly to be sure. But knowing your children will be ripped from you, some right from your very breast, why would you try to cross illegally? The Trump administration has made clear it’s intention to enforce the long-standing law. So stay home people!
Tonight we break all that mess down plus we the top-notch spin job CNN put on the Trump/Kim summit.
Also tonight, the top 5 list returns! Tonight, the top 5 actors not named Robert De Niro. Should be tons of fun. Don’t miss it!
Oh he done did it now. He done messed with my boys, my Iggles. And if you haven’t heard, they are the Super Bowl Champion Iggles. The President drug the reigning world champion Eagles into the NFL kneeling controversy and then it all broke loose. FOX news went all in to help the Prez and only made it worse.