We’re back baby! And all tanned up! Well, at least one of us is and it ain’t me. Hupp went unplugged for a week to Dick Cheney’s secret bunker and missed all the stuff.

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UF/UF 106: Pimps, Simps, & Chimps

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That realization you’re dead last in the race. Huck 16!

Huck be straight pimpin yo!

Mike wedges himself into the Kim I only apply biblical rules to others not myself Davis affair. In that wedging or wedgie, he compares her plight to that of the slaves of olden times. Ya know, if those slaves were elected gov’t officials making $80,000 to keep the rubber stamp pad moist. Yes $80,000.

Lawyer stunned by laws! Film at 11.

Simpletons be simple ya know!

Meanwhile actually in the Kim Davis affair, her lawyer, who apparently was absent the day they taught Law at Law school, fails to inform Ms Davis that a contempt charge by a judge can and in this case did, result in jail time. UPDATE: As of this writing Kim Davis appealed her sentence and was released. Her lawyer claims complete and total victory.

Get your paws off me you damn dirty… drone?

Chimps be Chimpin bro!

So apparently a particular chimp, getting pissed by a drone that kept buzzing him, fashioned a weapon and lay in wait for said drone the next day. When the drone appeared, WHAMMO! A premeditated attack by a chimp with a weapon he fashioned out of materials laying about. Can you say Sign of the Apocalypse?!?!

All this and so much more as Hupp eases back into life in the trenches.

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UF/UF 106: Pimps, Simps, & Chimps

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