It’s been a week that has tested humanity. The entire ruling body of international football gets indicted, former Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert is indicted on possible payments to cover up molestation charges, and Rick Santorum says he’s dropping the sweater vest! Oh the f*&%#ng humanity!

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UF/UF 93: Skimming the shallow end of the gene pool.

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Tease me Marty.

Amen brother!

For F**k Sakes FIFA!

The ruling body of international football (soccer) has been indicted by the Swiss and will be extradited to the US for prosecution by the FBI. Charges include actual slave labor, bribes of foreign governments, and general asshattery.

Get used to that pose bro.

For f**ck sakes Hastert!

Former Speaker Dennis Hastert was indicted the same day. His crime? Covering up a 3.5 million dollar payment to an individual to keep some misconduct quiet. The conduct? We found out today ole Dennis molested a man when he was a wrasslin coach and teacher. Wow.

He went to Penn St. but OK.

For f**k sakes Santorum!

Not only is ole Rick ‘jail time for prompter use’ Santorum running for President again, making that 19 nationally known Rs to do so, but he’s dropping the sweater vest. WTF Santorum?! How can you get rid of the one thing that makes you recognizable outside of Pennsylvania? How Rick, how?!?

So that’s the week that was. Let’s hope for a better tomorrow. In the mean time… Click the link.

UF/UF 93: Skimming the shallow end of the gene pool.

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