Here, presented for you perusal, are the top 5 reasons Obama got elected. I have collected these from personal conversations and, mostly, social media, so don’t be getting mad at me. I do provide some editorial comment.
1. The democrats cheated.
This may have some validity. I know some democrats, and they’re all cheaters. The only thing that bothers me is, they are all bad cheaters, so….
2. There actually wasn’t an election. Your votes didn’t count. The president is selected, long in advance, by the Illuminati.
This is one of my favorites. Although it could be “The Pentaverate”….Colonel Sanders, with those wee beady eyes… “buy my chicken!” (It’s a well known fact, sunny Jim) (Watch the video, it’s funny).
3. The republicans are out of touch.
I don’t understand this one. Out of touch with what, ballooning up the national debt, giving stuff away, complete deception about an attack on an American embassy?
4. Only dumb people voted for Obama, and there are more dumb people than smart people in America these days
Based on unrelated observations of society, this idea could have some legs.
5. In our current condition, if he was a republican, he wouldn’t have been elected. Because he was a democrat, the mainstream media doesn’t accurately report the bad economy, unemployment, national debt or Benghazi with their typical “bad Republican” spin, so the average American doesn’t understand how bad this president really is.
Ok, this is actually mine.
I was in the military when Clinton was elected. We all thought it was the end of the world. It wasn’t. Here’s what happened…he got re-elected, then, after that, we elected someone else (Which is a pretty good story in itself). Also, see, there are three branches of government, and…yes, I’m “cracking wise.”
Well well, we live to fight another day.
But here’s how it works. In four years, we’ll elect someone else. I’m pretty sure of that. Of course, that doesn’t necessarily mean anything good. Based on the results of this election, the next person could be just as bad.