UF/UF 148: President Donald John Trump

Welcome to a special Inauguration Day edition of UF/UF The Podcast. Today is the day gang. One Donald J. Trump was sworn in as our 45th President at noon on this 20th day of January 2017.

His speech was technically good. Short, sweet, and to the point. I guess the goodness or badness of the content depends on your political proclivities.

We break down his speech and all the stuff surrounding this day to include the guests, the protests, and the no shows. But as always, even in Trump’s America, ya gotta click.

UF/UF 148: President Donald John Trump

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DJT45

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UF/UF 47: That’s a Big Twinkie.

Look, I get the issues surrounding the election, the confirmation hearings, the Dems having the hissy fits of all hissy fits, but when you start messing with Twinkies, well then you got our attention. Don’t be touching no Twinkies that’s all I’m saying. Of course if you come across those special addition Christmas Twinkies leave them be, they got the salmonella.

But like it or not we do have bigger twinkies to fry. The Elect has his first press conference and took a dump all over Jim Acosta from CNN. Buzzfeed got thier hands on a dossier from the CIA. It had been deemed unreliable. No matter for Buzzfeed, they just published it. Truth is no longer a valid trait among news sources.

That’s a big damn twinkie right there.

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Uf/UF 47: That’s a Big Twinkie.

 

Right here baby! Feed them in!

Right here baby! Feed them in!

Yellow Sponges of Happy!

Yellow Sponges of Happy!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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UF/UF 146:From Russia with Love

“Better dead than Red!” Well that was the going phrase when I joined the military in the 80’s. Now looks like everyone wants to be a commie. V-Put is the man apparently. And our man D Trump is crushin hard.

I know I know, it’s all so confusing. But have no fear comrade, we at UF/UF are here to get you to the truthiness of it all. Plus we have a new addition to the studio gallery. We think you’re gonna like it. And Alexa is back to tell us how she will assimilate Hupp in his sleep and begin the take over of the world.(she already controls his stairwell lighting)

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UF/UF 146:From Russia with Love

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Who says there is no God!?!

Who says there is no God!?!

UF/UF 145: Merry Trump-mas

It’s that time of year again folks. When all the world needs is a Coke and a smile and everything’s gonna be alright. Well, no coke this year, but the world gets Trump. So we got that goin for us.

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UF/UF 145: Merry Trump-mas

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He likes to Jingle the Belles if you know what I'm sayin.

He likes to Jingle the Belles if you know what I’m sayin.

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Twas the Night Before an Election Christmas

Twas the Night Before an Election Christmas

 

‘Twas the night of the election, when all thro’ the land
All the people were stirring, with a scotch in their hand,
The votes were being counted in polling places with care,
In hopes that a new president soon would be there;
The democrats were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of bloated programs danced in their heads

And Hillary in in her ‘kerchief, and Bill in his cap,
They’d just settled down and thought, we’ll win this, it’s a snap!‌
When into the night there arose such a clatter,
Voters sprang from their beds to see what was the matter.
Away to their big screens they flew like a flash,
Grabbed the remote, punched the on button in a dash.
The screens they lit up with a news-worthy glow,
Giving high-def luster to what result would show,
When, what to their wondering eyes should appear,
But a new president, not who they expected, oh dear,
With their cheers falling silent, they felt like a chump,
They knew in a moment, it was Donald J. Trump.
More rapid than eagles his nominees they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:
“Now Sessions, now Carson, now Mattis and Ross,
“On Kelly, on Price, on Chao and Devoss;
“To the top of the cabinet! To the top of the wall!
“Now dash away! Dash away! Get confirmed all!”
As liberals before micro-aggressions would fly,
When they lose an election, they bitch, moan and cry,

So up to Trump Tower the nominees they flew,
With the sleigh full of ideas‍—‌and Ivanka, too:
And then in a twinkling, I heard on the roof,
The prancing and pawing of a communist hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney came Vladimir Putin, with a bound:
He was dressed all in fur, except for his chest,
He told the Trumpster, “pick Tillerson,” he’s the best,
The Donald had a bundle of people in his tower,
And he loved the attention, and enjoyed the power,
His eyes‍—‌how they twinkled! His visitors so merry,
They were happy coming in, Romney left a little wary,
Madow’s mouth was drawn up like a bow,
She cried like a baby, stuck her head in the snow,
The threat of the electors dems held tight in their teeth,
And the idea encircled their heads like a wreath.
They tried to show a bold front, and said “the ruskies hacked our mail,”
And Preibus laughed when he heard it, and said “you’ll never prevail”
Reince was named chief of staff, a jolly republican elf,
And I laugh’d when I saw him in spite of myself;
A wink of Kellyanne’s eye and a twist of her head
Soon let me know I had nothing to dread.
On a thank-you tour, Trump went straight to his work,
And tweeted a lot, sometimes like a jerk,
To appear at Trump Tower, even Kanye arose,
and stopped on his way out, striking a pose.
The Donald sprung to his plane, to Trump Air gave a whistle,
And away they all flew, like the down of a thistle:
But I heard Alec exclaim, ere he disappeared from sight‍—‌

LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT!

santa-trump

I want you…for Christmas

UF/UF 144: No Wonder

What!?! Wonder Woman out as a Rep to the UN because she’s too curvaceous?!:?! Hey geniuses, that’s exactly why you picked her in the first place. That’s it. Pack it up. The world is doomed.

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UF/UF 144: No Wonder

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End the UN. Free Wonder Woman!

End the UN. Free Wonder Woman!

 

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UF/UF 144: No Wonder

 

UF/UF 143: The end of Castro and the return of T-Nak!

You read that title right. T-Nak returns. Also Fidel Castro has died. Seem fishy the two have never been seen together? Is Castro really T-Nak? Is T-Nak really Castro? We report, you decide!

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UF/UF 143: The end of Castro and the return of T-Nak!

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Make Bobble Heads Great Again!

Make Bobble Heads Great Again!