It’s official, former Vice President Joe Biden has won the Democratic nomination for President. The former VP will face the current President in November for the big chair.
How did we get here? How did we get to the place where neither party has a quality option? How did we get to the place where we have to choose someone clearly suffering some form of mental degradation, (Crazy Joe), and a person so willfully ignorant that you have to believe he’s had an episode of some type, (Demented Don)?
Truly only God knows. Either way, we talk about it today on UF/UF 289.
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UF/UF 289: Crazy Joe vs Demented Don. God help us all.
Lot going on this week. Mostly riots. Lots of cow cookies being offered up by various politicians and party mouthpieces on various airwaves from both sides. And when I say cow cookies I mean total bullshit.
The question of the day: will cynicism rein supreme as the Pope of the Podcast think?. Or can the dumb from the neck up American populace find a way to treat everyone the same as the Bully Opinionist believes? That debate starts now.
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UF/UF 288: Riots, riots, everywhere riots.
The good old days, when riots were done the right way.
Corona, Murder Bees, locusts terrorizing the African Continent, Arabia, and Southeast Asia. This was all the opening act of 2020. What this year needs now is a little race war. In steps the Minneapolis Police with the murder of a handcuffed, subdued, black man on live TV.
You hate to think the year couldn’t get worse cause you’d hate to see it prove you wrong.
Either way we break it all down for you as usual.
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UF/UF 287: The End Times?
That is a 3rd Precinct police station in Minneapolis Saturday night.
If the cure kills you in a different way, aren’t you still dead? That, in effect, is what the President is supposing as he hints at lifting some Corona Virus restrictions to get the country and the economy moving again.
We break that premise down tonight as well as play Where is Uncle Joe? Biden that is. He’s the presumptive nominee for the Democratic party and he can’t seem to get on TV at the moment. With his disjointed thoughts and slurring style of speech lately maybe that’s a good thing.
Anyway, Hupp and I are germ free as far as we know, so click the link. It wont hurt ya… for very long.
So it’s Corona all day every day. Did anyone even see Biden kick the living shit out of Bernie on Tuesday night? In ordinary times we’d still be talking about it this weekend. But these aren’t ordinary times are they?
Well if you want Corona all day every day you have come to the right place. Hupp and I got our social distancing act together, stock piled some shit tickets (that’s southern for toilet paper) and pumped out a podcast.
It’s fair to argue that this is the craziest thing we’ve seen in our lifetime. America is closing, shutting down, standing still. Covid -19, a strain of the Corona virus, has brought everything to a screeching halt.
Even after Sept 11th we were encouraged to go to ball games, go out to eat, just go out. Staying in and being afraid meant the terrorist won. Well on that scale Corona is winning.
First the NBA, then the Final Four, then the NHL, now schools, universities, entertainment events, and so forth. Wasn’t personal until this morning. On Friday, 13 March, year of our Lord 2020, the Master’s was postponed. This will be the first time the mecca of all golf tournaments will not be played since World War II.
And I ain’t happy about it.
Click the link to find out why. And we talk about some other things. But not much. And by the way, stop buying up all the fucking toilet paper!
If you’re old enough to get that musical reference in the podcast title, then ironically you’re old enough to die from it.
Sad twist of fate that.
Anywho, we talked all things virus and all things political intrigue. It looks like Bernie and his Bros will need to come to grips with another other sad twist of fate; being the front runner doesn’t mean they want you as their nominee.
Also tonight, mock headlines that make more sense that what you’re currently seeing on real news outlets.
As the election season ramps up and the Dems realize they’re sucking wind, both parties get notified the Russians are “meddling” in both sides of the election.
Yeah that’s right, Bernie Sanders has been notified the Russians are helping his campaign as well as Trump’s run. Not sure why Trump needs help at this moment, but hey it’s their rubles, they can spend them how they want.