Man who the blue hell knows what to believe anymore. We know Joe Biden will be sworn in on Jan 20th, which is in 3 days. Or do we?
The last few posts on Parlor I read, before that site was removed by its owners, seem to claim very confidently that it will be Trump getting sworn in again. Do they know something we don’t? Hard to say really.
The last post on I read on Twitter claims the My Pillow guy met with Trump this past Friday, advising the President to declare martial law. It seems “big tech” has been suppressing the fact that the Chinese, not the Italians, or the Venezuelans as he originally claimed, altered the election and Trump won by millions. According to Mike Lindell, the My Pillow guy, he knows all of this because it’s all over the internet. Uh… Mike, you mean the internet “Big Tech” is supposedly suppressing?
So will Trump declare martial law or not? Was it the Chinese or the Italians, or the Venezuelans or the god damn Martians? Will the vaccine make you a zombie? Is Bill Gates putting Nano-technology tracking devices into your blood through the vaccine? Who knows. Your guess is as good as ours.
UF/UF 312: Conspiracies to the left of me, Conspiracies to the right of me…
The week has been a year long. It was only 6 days ago that we heard Trump on the phone with Georgia election officials and the GA Secretary of State, trying to force him to rig the election results of that state. And we don’t even cover that on this episode.
That’s how crazy the week has been.
Then we watched in real time, live on TV, the President of the United States call the in-coming President illegitimate, shame his own VP Mike Pence, and then encourage a mob to go to the capitol to “help the weaker Republicans in congress.” Then America’s mayor, (and equally idiotic lawyer), Rudy Giuliani said we need “Trial by Combat”.
The crowd gave Trump and Rudy what they wanted.
Then we watched in horror as an Air Force veteran along with hundreds of others, seduced by ridiculous lies about stolen elections and stupid conspiracy theories about deep state actors, break into our center of government to attack a system that has stood the test of time for over 200 years. She paid for that terrible decision with her life.
That horror was followed by seditionists and traitors wearing MAGA gear, attack and eventually kill Capitol Police Officer and National Guard Staff Sargent Brian Sicknick, reportedly beating him with a fire extinguisher.
All live in real time.
It’s been a week of weeks. And I’m afraid we may not be done.
I will say one thing, these 12 GOP senators are all in. No behind the scenes stuff. They are out in front demanding that they get to pick the president and overturn the will of about 80 million Americans.
In the words of Dodgeball legend Pepper Brooks, It’s a Bold strategyCotton, I wonder if it will pay off.
Spoiler! It will not pay off for Ted Cruz and his band of seditionists. This is one wrench they can’t dodge.
UF/UF 310: If you can dodge a law, you can dodge an election!
Did you think we’d get out of December without some weird sh*# happening? Have you not been paying attention?
We got Girls Scouts at war with the Boy Scouts over recruiting, Fauci saying worse Covid is on the way, Chris Christie saying he’ll run against Trump in 2024, and now NASA is basically saying the plot from Species and Species II is about to play out in real time with the very late discovery of life on Venus. Like late from 1974 late.
Really, could the year have ended any differently? I don’t think so. Tune in and we’ll sort it out. Plus Tony reveals the UF/UF The Podcast Christmas gift list. I have it on good authority that at least one person is getting a nifty piece of coal emblazoned with the UF UF Logo. You don’t want to miss that.
It’s been a week people. It’s been a week. The fact Tony and I are quarantined and doing the podcast remotely from our respective quarantine bunkers tells you all you need to know about our current situation.
But, dare I say, the show must go on! So it will.
Click and be assured we are currently safe and reasonably healthy.
Editor’s Note: At the time of the podcast the Supreme Court had not yet ruled and we reported they would do so on Monday the 14th of December. They made liars out of us by ruling Friday night, the night we recorded this week’s episode, that the case is without merit and would not be heard at all.
Thus ends the attempts to subvert a legal election and remain in power. Or does it?
UF/UF 307: Sedition by any other name…
Well we warned you. We have been saying for a while now Trump will not go quietly into the night. I am surprised by the lack of violence so far, although it’s starting to ramp up a bit now.
we’ll break down the case brought by Texas against the 4 battleground states along with the number of Governors and members of Congress who have signed on to this seditious document. Again this occurred as we were taping. Since that moment several members of congress have back tracked or have tired to make excuses for why they singed on to subvert another state’s election.
Oh Rudy. You’re not helping Bro. Not helping at all. And we’re not talking about your Walgreens dye job running down both sides of your face.
Time for Rudy and the gang to put up or shut up. So far there have been two confirmed cases of voter fraud. Both in Pennsylvania, and both republicans: one dead and one living person who tried to vote twice.
We go head long into Rudy and his band of merry lawyers as they try to save dear leader from having to relocate on 20 January.
Also global warring is good for our food base as it turns out. who knew?
No more BS now. Tuesday is time to count it up and see who won. Well at least see who gets more votes. I don’t think anyone wins in the current scenario.
The next 4 years look to be more chaotic than the last 8 months not matter who is sworn in on Jan 20 of 2021.
Don’t forget there are some interesting down ticket races going on. Lindsey is all kinds of trouble in South Carolina. Republicans from Kansas, Nebraska, and Arizona are struggling as well. Could be really interesting if Trump wins but loses the Senate.
You never know and that’s why your vote counts. I’ll be there on Tuesday casting mine.