If you’ve followed us at all you know we are always here for the rough stuff. And finally the two young guns in congress are getting after it.
It’s North vs South, Georgia vs New York, MTG vs AOC. Good looking members of congress with names so long they both go by their edgy monograms.
This could be a solid bout. AOC is more diminutive but feisty hailing from the mean streets of the Bronx and part of Queens. MTG is a sexy gym rat, chiseled and toned on her own training business ironically enough also in the 14th district. In this case that means Dade, Polk, and Catoosa counties in the northwest corner of Georgia.
Tough to pick a philly in this race. In the octagon I’m going MTG; a trained fighter with a good history of living in the gym. In the streets I’m going with AOC, the former bartender from the Bronx.
We’ll see how this plays out, but you know what we’re hoping for. Fingers’ crossed.
We at UF/UF the Podcast would like to wish all the Moms out there a most happy Mother’s Day.
On to the show.
Yeah man it’s on like Donkey Kong.
What started out as a small dispute over fishing rights is escalating quickly. Navy ships from both sides came to the fore and it was about to break out when the French fishermen fired off a few flares, yelled some obscenities’ and sailed away.
Sainte vache! Where have we seen this before. I think we all know how this movie ends.
Bitten by the hand that fed him. Hoisted on his own petard. And any other euphemism that applies to the situation America’s Mayor finds himself in at the moment.
Rudy was raided by the Department of Justice under a warrant that does not require his consent or knowledge before or after it’s executed. But Rudy knows the score. He used to execute these all the time and has long been a champion of their use.
Until the other day.
They got Rudy, they got his files, the got his Cloud, they got it all. The question remains what will all that data and info tell them?
It’s over. After 20 years, finally and officially over.
The war in Afghanistan is done. In what no one will recognize as a truly bi-partisan effort, President Biden officially ended the war and set the date for the troops to come home. Paying off on a promise President Trump made during his campaign in 2016 and set in motion in 2020.
As 24 and 22 year veterans ourselves, of course Hupp and I are biased and all in favor.
Presidents Bush and Obama both made threats/promises to get the troops back but it was Presidents Trump and then Biden who managed to actually get it done.
This is clearly not getting nearly the play it deserves. Go figure. Neither side can manage to turn it into a political missile to fire at the other so of course no lip service from the “media”.
Not a problem. As per usual, Tony and I will carry the water for those so called professionals who have long since forgotten what professionalism means.
It couldn’t get worse for the NY Governor could it?
Hell yeah it can. And he’s more than willing to make it worse for himself. Oh Andrew, why do you have to be the way you are? Turns out his brother, CNN anchor Chris Cuomo, is in on it; taking special benefits for himself and his family.
Also tonight! Friend of the podcast Joe Biden, AKA The President, does his first press conference. Cringe worthy at times, decent at others. Tony and I break it all down for you.
Fun with numbers. It was one of those weeks folks. And it started bad from the jump.
For future reference we are on episode 318. For some reason our lazy intern keeps sliding in a 217 or a 213 here and there. Rest assured she’ll be dealt with. Also be assured no matter the number, the product is as good as always.
Speaking of numbers…
How many times did President Biden trip up the stairs in one go? That would be three. How many times was it replayed on FOX News? That would be eleventy billion. How many times did MSNBC show Trump and Pence tripping the same way? Well it’s more than the other number, but I’ve run out of catchy names for it.
On the plus side of the numbers issue, and in line with our continuing effort to be more positive this year…
That’s 57 year old Kathy Jacobs below, who appeared at an open call for older models for Sports Illustrated’s swim suit edition. We here at UF/UF the Podcast applaud their choice and believe firmly in beauty being in the eye of the beholder. We behold her to be stunning.
Not a fan of numbers? No worry. The only number you need to know is 1. As in how many clicks you need to hear Tony and I break all this bullshit down in episode 318.
As if the case against NY Governor Andrew Cuomo wasn’t bad enough, now both NY Democrats in the Senate are calling for his ouster. Senators Kristi Gillibrand and Chuck Schumer have told Cuomo it’s time to go. Andrew’s response: I ain’t going nowhere.
So yeah that should make for a fun summer as more sexual assault/harassment victims come forward to accuse the embattled Governor. Stay tuned.
Also tonight, Tucker Carlson goes after pregnant women in the military and it goes exactly how you’d expect. So slide FOX NEWS into the “We no longer back the military” column. Definitely stay tuned on this one.
All that and more on tonight’s episode of UF/UF The Podcast.
Cleveland Browns QB Baker Mayfield answers the question of whether or not we are alone in the universe. Reporting on his Instagram feed that he and his wife, and a shit ton of other Texans, saw a UFO near their home in Texas. While not a Browns fan like Hupp, I am a Mayfield fan. I believe him and I await our alien overlords.
There is a different kind of alien invasion is on the horizon and no one wants to talk about it. Thousands of unaccompanied kids are reportedly moving towards the US southern border to find a new home in the land of the free. The last time Biden was in the government as VP the administration dropped off thousands of unaccompanied kids to various health departments in various states in the middle of the night.
How will now President Biden handle this seemingly similar issue?
You gotta click, if for no other reason than to hear Hupp threaten Aliens for trying to abduct his QB.