UF/UF 266: Hair DOs and High crimes

Can any one demonstrate their discoonnnectedness from us regular folks then by not knowing the price of things?  Please stop you silly conservatives.  That’s what women pay to get their haircut, especially in the DC area.

Meanwhile the impeachment train picks up speed with FOX News of all places reporting 51% of Americans want to see Trump impeached.  Sadly the train’s conductor might very well be it’s victim, as Trump continues to gift wrap evidence for the Democrats, and now some Republicans.  Please stop being dumb Mr. President.

UF/UF 266: Hair DOs and High crimes

 

 

 

UF/UF 265: “Hold my beer!”

As the Democrats wring their hands over the potential for impeachment hearings Trump offers some new red meat; effectively daring them to do it.

Make no mistake, there are almost no scenarios that have a happy ending for the Democrats here. Nancy knows it and she’s still hedging her bets becasue of it.

Click to hear our breakdown and our new bit UF/UF Crazy Bitch.

You’re welcome America.

UF/UF 265: “Hold my beer!”

 

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The Trump Impeach-o-Meter is getting worse for him.

 

 

UF/UF 264: High Crimes and Misdemeanors

Is this it?  Is this the moment?

I don’t think so but you never know with this guy. One thing is for sure, only Trump can take down Trump. It appears as if he’s working hard at it.

Look if Vice President Mike Pence questions your actions then you probably done f*ck*ed up at some point.

Should be an interesting few months ahead.

Click and be enlightened.

UF/UF 264: High Crimes and Misdemeanors

 

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“If the President does it, it’s not illegal.”  – Richard Nixon

 

 

UF/UF 263: Oh….no, Canada

Oh Canada, just another liberal hypocrite caught wearing black fa….no, brown fa…..no, just make up. Nothing to see, here, folks. Trudeau’s not even sure how many of these types of pictures are out there. Justin, maybe just think about it a little before you call leaders of other countries racists.

We discuss this and other important topics.

Listen, discuss, and come back next week.

 

Just some good clean fun

UF/UF 262: Licking His Chops

 

Former VP and friend of UF/UF The Podcast Joe Biden is hitting his debate stride. In the latest iteration of the Democratic Presidential Candidate clown car, Uncle Joe did the most Uncle Joey-est thing.

So frothy did VP Biden become in trying to get off a zippy retort, his choopers came loose. Yep you read that right. His false teeth almost came out of his mouth. If not for a quick acting tongue maneuver, those pearly whites would have hit the debate floor.

Crisis averted… for now.

Click and be edified. You’re welcome.

UF/UF 262: Licking His Chops

 

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Fixodent and forget it Joe. Come on man.

 

 

 

 

 

UF/UF 261: Democrats and Drunk Racoons – A Users Guide

So yeah it’s getting hard to tell the difference between intoxicated wild life who dodge cars for survival and the presidential hopefuls in the Democratic party who want us all to stop eating meat, control the world’s population issues, and stop using standard pronouns to describe humans.

How do I vote for the drunk racoons again?

Yeah, none of what you just read is a joke. It’s all real and it’s all sad.

By the way, you can write in your pick for president…

UF/UF 261: Democrats and Drunk Racoons – A Users Guide

 

 

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Live look at Bernie Sanders stumping at a campaign stop in Detroit.

 

UF/UF 260: Say it ain’t so Joe!?!

Well it has come to this. We warned him. We told him.  We begged him not to run.  Should have listened to us Joe.  We had your back then. But now…

We can’t stop what’s’ coming for you Joe. The enemy is ironically, from with-in. Kamala, Spartacus, Faux-cohontas, The Mayor, they’ll be lining up to get you now. We can stop it for you.

Joe Biden told a very admirable story about honoring a sailor during his time as Vice President. Sadly, minus some minor facts, the whole episode was made up, a mere creation of Joe’s mind.

Still time to salvage your legacy Joe. Take our advice. Go home to Delaware and enjoy your popularity.

The rest of you…

Click the link.

UF/UF 260: Say it ain’t so Joe!?!

 

 

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160 episodes ago during better days. Joe’s a long time UF/UF fan. At least he used to be.