UF/UF 97: Solo no more, H-Rod has some competition.

Consider me fooled. Last week we applauded former Senator James Webb, (D) Virginia, for staying out of the fracas. Preferring to watch the circus go by. Well I called that completely wrong. Webb has joined the fight. He, in my opinion, becomes the foremost threat to H-Rod taking the democratic nomination for President. A distinguished combat veteran who served with distinction in Vietnam, Webb will be formidable, and that may be a plus in the general election. Should Webb prevail in the primary, he becomes the weaker opponent of almost whomever the Republicans put up. It’s getting good now.

Oh yeah, the kid beater, Hope Solo and her soccer buddies take on Japan for the World Cup title on Sunday. Happy 4th everyone!

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UF/UF 97: Solo no more, H-Rod has some competition.

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Tease me!

Coming for you H-Rod

Coming for you H-Rod

I’m in!

J Webb is coming for H-Rod. While Bernie is enjoying a surge at the moment, this is the guy who can go for the long haul. His threat will be indicated by the rhetoric coming from H-Rod’s camp in the next few days. Every mention of Webb is a clearer indication that H-Rod views Webb as a bigger threat than Bernie.

 

 

 

 

Nothing to see here either!

Nothing to see here either!

Now we have mail!

H-Rod’s mail has been released and we have them for you. Our crack staff has been reading non-stop for 36 hours straight. It’s a salty group but they’ve culled some of the best for us to read on the air. Sit back an enjoy our new bit A Moment With Hillary.

 

She will fu*k you up!

She will fu*k you up!

Solo for the defense!

Putting her domestic crimes aside, Hope and the girls are in the finals at the World Cup. Taking on Japan Sunday they can avenge their 2011 loss to this same Japanese team. Win or lose I’m pretty sure we’ll win the fight afterward.

 

 

 

 

 

All that and so much more on UF/UF 97. Don’t miss it!

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UF/UF 96: A giant In-n-Out Burger

One man in and one man out. As hard as it is to believe the Republican field has another contestant. Governor Bobby Jindal of Louisiana declared his candidacy for the Republican Primary. Just when you think there is no one left to run on the right, another name pops up. On the left former Virginia Senator James Webb has decided to sit this one out. He, like Jindal, would immediately become a serious candidate. I can’t be sure but I’m feeling like Hill-dogg may be happy Webb decided to pass.

Click the link. Quickly before someone else joins the race. Oh and The Donald is running 2nd in the polls. God bless ‘Murica!

UF/UF 96: A giant In-n-Out Burger

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America, here's your guy if your smart enough and brave enough.

America, here’s your guy if your smart enough and brave enough.

I’m in!

Bobby Jindal enters the race. He may be too late to poll enough to make the 1st scheduled debate. That’s a plus for the other candidates. He’s smarter than most of them put together.

 

 

 

You owe him one HRC.

You owe him one HRC.

I’m out!

The republican’s gain is the democrat’s loss. Senator Jim Webb of Virginia passes on a 2016 run. That loud sigh of relief you hear is from deep in the heart of Camp Hill-dogg. Bernie, Lincoln Chaffe, and Martin O’Malley would be instant footnotes if Webb changes his mind.

 

 

 

 

So what now I gotta use dental floss when I fish, forgeddaboutit!

So what now I gotta use dental floss when I fish, forgeddaboutit!

Uh, I’ll have the burger.

Two mugs in Jersey catch a fish in a lake. So freaking what, right. Yeah well it had human teeth. Not as in it had swallowed some dead persons dentures, as in it’s own teeth were of human type. The end is nigh people!

 

 

 

All that and so much more. We talk flags and Obama’s potty mouth. You surely don’t want to miss it.

Click the link fish face!

UF/UF 96: A giant In-n-Out Burger

 

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UF/UF 95: Donald 2016!

It’s a rare day in politics when your dreams come true. Well today is that day. The Donald has come through for us, for all of us. The hairpiece is in. Trump 2016 got underway Monday with as much crazy as you might imagine. Will he be the ring master or will he be a pivotal player as we close in on the first debate? You know the drill.

UF/UF 95: Donald 2016!

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All Trump, all the time! 

The unintentional comedy will be epic.

The unintentional comedy will be epic.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Do we need to say any more?

UF/UF 95: Donald 2016!

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UF/UF 94: No room at the inn.

Just when you think there can’t possibly be anymore prominent republicans declaring their desire to be President, along comes Lindsey. Graham that is, Senator of South Carolina. Not to be outdone even thought they were, the Democrats added a candidate to the three already running.

Just in case you’re not sure who is running on the Dem side: Hill-Dogg, Bernie Sanders, Martin O’Malley, and now in steps former Rhode Island Governor Lincoln Chaffe. Hope y’all like close quarters, cause it’s getting crowded up in here.

Tony and I untangle all that for you at no extra charge. But you gotta click.

UF/UF 94: No room at the inn.

 

This will be abbreviated post tonight and we will not be pod-casting next week.

On a very sad and serious note, my friend, my comrade in arms, my podcast partner Tony, lost his mother shortly after we recorded this episode.

There will be a longer post on the blog in a day or two, but for now we just keep Tony and his family in our thoughts as he says good bye to his loving mother.

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UF/UF 93: Skimming the shallow end of the gene pool.

It’s been a week that has tested humanity. The entire ruling body of international football gets indicted, former Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert is indicted on possible payments to cover up molestation charges, and Rick Santorum says he’s dropping the sweater vest! Oh the f*&%#ng humanity!

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Tease me Marty.

Amen brother!

Amen brother!

For F**k Sakes FIFA!

The ruling body of international football (soccer) has been indicted by the Swiss and will be extradited to the US for prosecution by the FBI. Charges include actual slave labor, bribes of foreign governments, and general asshattery.

 

Get used to that pose bro.

Get used to that pose bro.

For f**ck sakes Hastert!

Former Speaker Dennis Hastert was indicted the same day. His crime? Covering up a 3.5 million dollar payment to an individual to keep some misconduct quiet. The conduct? We found out today ole Dennis molested a man when he was a wrasslin coach and teacher. Wow.

 

 

He went to Penn St. but OK.

He went to Penn St. but OK.

For f**k sakes Santorum!

Not only is ole Rick ‘jail time for prompter use’ Santorum running for President again, making that 19 nationally known Rs to do so, but he’s dropping the sweater vest. WTF Santorum?! How can you get rid of the one thing that makes you recognizable outside of Pennsylvania? How Rick, how?!?

 

So that’s the week that was. Let’s hope for a better tomorrow. In the mean time… Click the link.

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UFUF 92 – 270 for the win!

In 2012, Obama won the election 303 to 235. That’s electoral college votes, by the way. It takes 270 electoral votes to win the presidential election. Actually, it takes five things to win the presidency. Money, Momentum, Message, more Money, and 270 electoral college votes. Ok, maybe that’s 274 things.

Meanwhile, Texas has multiple problems. Last week was an ISIS attack and a conspiracy takeover. This week, bikers shoot it out at “Twin Peaks.”

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UFUF 92 – 270 for the win!

 

 

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“I hope you guys brought some quarters, I think this is getting ready to run out”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I got little Nukes

Everybody’s favorite psychotic mad man, Kim Jong Un, says he’s got miniaturized nukes and a sub that can shoot them. He’s got pictures. What experts think is he’s got a high-school student with a bootleg copy of Photoshop.

 

George, your slip is showing

George Robert Stephanopoulos wrote “All Too Human” documenting his time as Bill Clinton’s right-hand man. Which consists of handling a lot of disgruntled women. Apparently he’s now a journalist, and as a journalist, you can’t give money to political candidates, then attack others in defense of the Clintons. Oh, wait, that’s just the mainstream media, yea? To quote one of my college professors, the only qualification for a journalist is “to have a job as a journalist.”

The Electoral College

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The Electoral College Map

 

 

It takes 270 to be the president and the Republicans need to flip a few states to win in 2016. We discuss the electoral map and how it could happen.

 

Biker shootout at Twin Peaks

Wild-hogs

 

 

That is not the title of a seventies movie. Bikers shoot it out over turf wars in Texas. Tony says “I’m no Stephanopoulos” and reveals his membership in a biker club, the “H.O.G” (Harley Owners Group). They drive to the Dairy Queen on Tuesday’s for parfaits. Their wives defend the turf if need be. #bikerlivesmatter

All that, plus Google cars that wreck and if you’re a Boy Scout, you can’t get that “squirt gun badge” anymore.

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UFUF 92: 270 for the win

UF/UF 91: Don’t mess with Texas!

Yeah, Texas. It’s big. It’s bad. It’s prepared for invasion? The Governor of Texas is here to say if you want some of the Lone Star State you had better come correct. The Texas Guard (not to be confused with the National Guard of Texas) is prepared to repel all invaders domestic or ya know, domestic.

Meanwhile two ISIS terrorists open fire on artists in Austin Texas. In other news, two ISIS terrorists died when the were shot to death after opening fire on artists in Austin Texas. It shouldn’t be funny but it just is. Oh, and Chuck Norris!

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UF/UF 91: Don’t mess with Texas!

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Tease me Johnny.

Took out Wendy Davis. About to take out the Navy Seals.

Took out Wendy Davis. About to take out the Navy Seals.

Come at me bro!

Governor Abbot of Texas has ordered the Texas State Guard to monitor the joint special forces exercise known as Jade Helm 15. After Army Lieutenant Colonel Mark Lastoria went to Bastrop Texas to assure the folk they were not being invaded Governor Abbott called out the Texas Guard, at considerable tax payer expense, in case the Colonel Lastoria is a liar.

 

1st amendment defense or irresponsible terror baiting?

1st amendment defense or irresponsible terror baiting?

Come at me Bro, part II

Pam Geller hosts a Draw Mohammed contest with $10,000 American to the best cartoon of the prophet of islam. When Islamic terrorists open fire on the art contest a security team shot them dead. No other injuries reported. Not sure why that’s funny to me, but the image of these scary terrorists being shot seconds after they attacked just makes me laugh.

 

Chuck freaking Norris

Chuck freaking Norris

Chuck freaking Norris

Texas Ranger Chuck Norris (not really, he’s from Oklahoma), is ready to throw down with the nation’s top special forces units if they try anything hinky in Texas. Can Chuck take down the Navy Seals, Army Green Berets, and Air Force Combat Controllers? We report, you decide! (But yeah, we think he probably could, it’s Chuck freaking Norris!)

 

 

All this plus Nevada unveils the first autonomous trucks. They’re on the road, and they are un-manned. Sign of the Apocalypse? Yes, yes it is.

 

Click the link, then gather your loved ones and head for the hills. The trucks are coming.

UF/UF 91: Don’t mess with Texas!

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