UF/UF 96: A giant In-n-Out Burger

One man in and one man out. As hard as it is to believe the Republican field has another contestant. Governor Bobby Jindal of Louisiana declared his candidacy for the Republican Primary. Just when you think there is no one left to run on the right, another name pops up. On the left former Virginia Senator James Webb has decided to sit this one out. He, like Jindal, would immediately become a serious candidate. I can’t be sure but I’m feeling like Hill-dogg may be happy Webb decided to pass.

Click the link. Quickly before someone else joins the race. Oh and The Donald is running 2nd in the polls. God bless ‘Murica!

UF/UF 96: A giant In-n-Out Burger

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America, here's your guy if your smart enough and brave enough.

America, here’s your guy if your smart enough and brave enough.

I’m in!

Bobby Jindal enters the race. He may be too late to poll enough to make the 1st scheduled debate. That’s a plus for the other candidates. He’s smarter than most of them put together.

 

 

 

You owe him one HRC.

You owe him one HRC.

I’m out!

The republican’s gain is the democrat’s loss. Senator Jim Webb of Virginia passes on a 2016 run. That loud sigh of relief you hear is from deep in the heart of Camp Hill-dogg. Bernie, Lincoln Chaffe, and Martin O’Malley would be instant footnotes if Webb changes his mind.

 

 

 

 

So what now I gotta use dental floss when I fish, forgeddaboutit!

So what now I gotta use dental floss when I fish, forgeddaboutit!

Uh, I’ll have the burger.

Two mugs in Jersey catch a fish in a lake. So freaking what, right. Yeah well it had human teeth. Not as in it had swallowed some dead persons dentures, as in it’s own teeth were of human type. The end is nigh people!

 

 

 

All that and so much more. We talk flags and Obama’s potty mouth. You surely don’t want to miss it.

Click the link fish face!

UF/UF 96: A giant In-n-Out Burger

 

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UF/UF 95: Donald 2016!

It’s a rare day in politics when your dreams come true. Well today is that day. The Donald has come through for us, for all of us. The hairpiece is in. Trump 2016 got underway Monday with as much crazy as you might imagine. Will he be the ring master or will he be a pivotal player as we close in on the first debate? You know the drill.

UF/UF 95: Donald 2016!

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All Trump, all the time! 

The unintentional comedy will be epic.

The unintentional comedy will be epic.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Do we need to say any more?

UF/UF 95: Donald 2016!

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UF/UF 94: No room at the inn.

Just when you think there can’t possibly be anymore prominent republicans declaring their desire to be President, along comes Lindsey. Graham that is, Senator of South Carolina. Not to be outdone even thought they were, the Democrats added a candidate to the three already running.

Just in case you’re not sure who is running on the Dem side: Hill-Dogg, Bernie Sanders, Martin O’Malley, and now in steps former Rhode Island Governor Lincoln Chaffe. Hope y’all like close quarters, cause it’s getting crowded up in here.

Tony and I untangle all that for you at no extra charge. But you gotta click.

UF/UF 94: No room at the inn.

 

This will be abbreviated post tonight and we will not be pod-casting next week.

On a very sad and serious note, my friend, my comrade in arms, my podcast partner Tony, lost his mother shortly after we recorded this episode.

There will be a longer post on the blog in a day or two, but for now we just keep Tony and his family in our thoughts as he says good bye to his loving mother.

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UF/UF 93: Skimming the shallow end of the gene pool.

It’s been a week that has tested humanity. The entire ruling body of international football gets indicted, former Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert is indicted on possible payments to cover up molestation charges, and Rick Santorum says he’s dropping the sweater vest! Oh the f*&%#ng humanity!

Click the link if you want, but you’ll need to shower after.

UF/UF 93: Skimming the shallow end of the gene pool.

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Tease me Marty.

Amen brother!

Amen brother!

For F**k Sakes FIFA!

The ruling body of international football (soccer) has been indicted by the Swiss and will be extradited to the US for prosecution by the FBI. Charges include actual slave labor, bribes of foreign governments, and general asshattery.

 

Get used to that pose bro.

Get used to that pose bro.

For f**ck sakes Hastert!

Former Speaker Dennis Hastert was indicted the same day. His crime? Covering up a 3.5 million dollar payment to an individual to keep some misconduct quiet. The conduct? We found out today ole Dennis molested a man when he was a wrasslin coach and teacher. Wow.

 

 

He went to Penn St. but OK.

He went to Penn St. but OK.

For f**k sakes Santorum!

Not only is ole Rick ‘jail time for prompter use’ Santorum running for President again, making that 19 nationally known Rs to do so, but he’s dropping the sweater vest. WTF Santorum?! How can you get rid of the one thing that makes you recognizable outside of Pennsylvania? How Rick, how?!?

 

So that’s the week that was. Let’s hope for a better tomorrow. In the mean time… Click the link.

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UFUF 92 – 270 for the win!

In 2012, Obama won the election 303 to 235. That’s electoral college votes, by the way. It takes 270 electoral votes to win the presidential election. Actually, it takes five things to win the presidency. Money, Momentum, Message, more Money, and 270 electoral college votes. Ok, maybe that’s 274 things.

Meanwhile, Texas has multiple problems. Last week was an ISIS attack and a conspiracy takeover. This week, bikers shoot it out at “Twin Peaks.”

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UFUF 92 – 270 for the win!

 

 

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“I hope you guys brought some quarters, I think this is getting ready to run out”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I got little Nukes

Everybody’s favorite psychotic mad man, Kim Jong Un, says he’s got miniaturized nukes and a sub that can shoot them. He’s got pictures. What experts think is he’s got a high-school student with a bootleg copy of Photoshop.

 

George, your slip is showing

George Robert Stephanopoulos wrote “All Too Human” documenting his time as Bill Clinton’s right-hand man. Which consists of handling a lot of disgruntled women. Apparently he’s now a journalist, and as a journalist, you can’t give money to political candidates, then attack others in defense of the Clintons. Oh, wait, that’s just the mainstream media, yea? To quote one of my college professors, the only qualification for a journalist is “to have a job as a journalist.”

The Electoral College

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The Electoral College Map

 

 

It takes 270 to be the president and the Republicans need to flip a few states to win in 2016. We discuss the electoral map and how it could happen.

 

Biker shootout at Twin Peaks

Wild-hogs

 

 

That is not the title of a seventies movie. Bikers shoot it out over turf wars in Texas. Tony says “I’m no Stephanopoulos” and reveals his membership in a biker club, the “H.O.G” (Harley Owners Group). They drive to the Dairy Queen on Tuesday’s for parfaits. Their wives defend the turf if need be. #bikerlivesmatter

All that, plus Google cars that wreck and if you’re a Boy Scout, you can’t get that “squirt gun badge” anymore.

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UFUF 92: 270 for the win

UF/UF 91: Don’t mess with Texas!

Yeah, Texas. It’s big. It’s bad. It’s prepared for invasion? The Governor of Texas is here to say if you want some of the Lone Star State you had better come correct. The Texas Guard (not to be confused with the National Guard of Texas) is prepared to repel all invaders domestic or ya know, domestic.

Meanwhile two ISIS terrorists open fire on artists in Austin Texas. In other news, two ISIS terrorists died when the were shot to death after opening fire on artists in Austin Texas. It shouldn’t be funny but it just is. Oh, and Chuck Norris!

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Tease me Johnny.

Took out Wendy Davis. About to take out the Navy Seals.

Took out Wendy Davis. About to take out the Navy Seals.

Come at me bro!

Governor Abbot of Texas has ordered the Texas State Guard to monitor the joint special forces exercise known as Jade Helm 15. After Army Lieutenant Colonel Mark Lastoria went to Bastrop Texas to assure the folk they were not being invaded Governor Abbott called out the Texas Guard, at considerable tax payer expense, in case the Colonel Lastoria is a liar.

 

1st amendment defense or irresponsible terror baiting?

1st amendment defense or irresponsible terror baiting?

Come at me Bro, part II

Pam Geller hosts a Draw Mohammed contest with $10,000 American to the best cartoon of the prophet of islam. When Islamic terrorists open fire on the art contest a security team shot them dead. No other injuries reported. Not sure why that’s funny to me, but the image of these scary terrorists being shot seconds after they attacked just makes me laugh.

 

Chuck freaking Norris

Chuck freaking Norris

Chuck freaking Norris

Texas Ranger Chuck Norris (not really, he’s from Oklahoma), is ready to throw down with the nation’s top special forces units if they try anything hinky in Texas. Can Chuck take down the Navy Seals, Army Green Berets, and Air Force Combat Controllers? We report, you decide! (But yeah, we think he probably could, it’s Chuck freaking Norris!)

 

 

All this plus Nevada unveils the first autonomous trucks. They’re on the road, and they are un-manned. Sign of the Apocalypse? Yes, yes it is.

 

Click the link, then gather your loved ones and head for the hills. The trucks are coming.

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Jenner comes out – as an LGBT-R!

brucejennerIn the recent Diane Sawyer interview with Bruce Jenner, he came out with a revelation that shocked a community. Not so much that he is a transgender, but that he (gasp) not only considers himself a conservative, but the r-word. Republican.

(Editorial note: Bruce Jenner will be referred to with the male pronoun in this article, because every article I’ve read on this says thats what you’re supposed to do until Bruce says he wants to be referred to as a woman. Beyond this explanation, don’t ask me any questions about it because I don’t have any other answer.)

Apparently, this has set the LGBT community on their backsides. Talk about your basic hypocrisy. Once he made this announcement, the LGBTers went crazy. Here’s a few samples from the twitter-verse. (click it to make it large, warning- profanity).

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Click here to see other tweets as posted in the Independent Journal Review article.

Nice, eh? All ready to show your overwhelming support and love, only to have it trumped by politics. Yes, you are an understanding, inclusive community indeed. Hypocritical bastards. Worse, he even said he “wasn’t gay.” This apparently made some LGBTers stick their hands down the garbage disposal in despair. That’s sad. Just a bunch of knuckleheaded, hypocritical, judgmental pricks after all. Welcome to the same club you’re always pointing your fingers at.

So, as Fran and I prepared to do our podcast the other night, and I revealed this bit of information, (about Jenner being transgender and a republican) and we both had a lot of questions for which we had no answer. But here’s what I found on the “Log Cabin Republicans” website. Log Cabin Republicans (LCR), by the way, are members of the LGBT community who are Republicans. Their website is linked below.

Before we get there, one of my own philosophies in politics is that nothing ever gets done because politicians only concentrate on what they disagree about. From there, the argument only goes in circles. I’ve always thought it would be better to start with “what do we agree about?” first, and go from there. Especially on difficult issues, let’s find out if there’s anything we agree about first, and then we can sort through our differences. I came about this philosophy years ago by reading Gerry Spence’s book “How to Argue and Win Every Time” which, despite its title, is a book that spends considerable time talking about understanding the other side of an issue. It’s about making “the argument” from a logical standpoint, not an emotional one. Once you know what you’re in alignment about, maybe you can start addressing the differences?

You know, maybe we could solve a problem or two. But that doesn’t get votes, doesn’t sell advertisement on political talk shows.

So here’s a quote I found in an article on the Log Cabin Republicans  website, reprinted from the Guardian, titled “Bruce Jenner: Transgender and Republican, is that a contradiction?”

The organization’s national executive director, Gregory Angelo said that the idea that transgender identify and conservatism were mutually exclusive was a myth put out through the media by the gay left.

“There’s a very diverse LGBT community out there that aligns itself with basic conservative principles” he said. Angelo added that the philosophy of the group was to engage fellow Republicans with 90% of politics in which they were in agreement, and then take on the more difficult 10%” “We remind the GOP of the roots of the party – in equality, in emancipation, suffrage and civil rights”

The 10% may be crucial and seemingly insurmountable, but from the LCR website, here, in part, is their “What We Believe” statement from their website:

We are loyal Republicans. We believe in limited government, strong national defense, free markets, low taxes, personal responsibility, and individual liberty. Log Cabin Republicans represents an important part of the American family-taxpaying, hard-working people who proudly believe in this nation’s greatness.

If I could find people who believe in low taxes, believe in actually paying their taxes, and believe in limited government, that’s a big start. I’ll take that over tax and spend bed-wetting liberals who think government can solve all your problems any day.

Anyways, you go, Bruce. What a shame your big coming out made so many LGBTers miserable.

By the way, Diane, we’re through.

 

http://www.logcabin.org/

http://www.logcabin.org/the-guardian-bruce-jenner-transgender-and-republican-is-that-a-contradiction/